Fake smiles have been really getting on my nerves lately. You know, the kind made my coworkers or family members to try and remind you that they are happy. When it appears that the person's trying to physically connect the corner of his/her (typically her) mouth to the earlobes, and yet distinctly no movement in the eye area (which is a true indicator that a smile is real and not a fake). I typically will see a family member or coworker and we'll kinda stare at each other for a second or so, before the person tilts his/her head a little and forces the silly looking gigantic fake smile.
What's wrong with a subtle grin? Why does the smile have to be such that it would be impossible to squeeze even one more millimeter out? I get it, you're miserable but want to appear happy. Gotta keep the charade up another moment longer, right? You do realise that your smile looks obviously fake, and that they way it's done instantly with the head turn really does make it look like someone is saying CHEESE! in your head. Keep up those fake appearances!
On a similar note, people who tell me that I need to smile more, ask me why I am not smiling or anything similar. By nature I'm just not a person who naturally has a (sober) grin fixed on my face when I am having a good time. Doing so would be kinda painful after a bit, I would think. Or I'd forget about keeping it going and would revert back to my normal 'in another world blank stare.' If it really bothers you that much that I'm not meeting my smile quota, bring it up with your psychiatrist.
My natural smile is more like a carefree laugh that just has me kind of opening my mouth and squinting my eyes. This mouth-closed, pull it as hard as physically possible smile while tilting the head to the left is just truly bizarre. Is it just a formal gesture like a handshake or a bow, or is there more to it? Would a woman please explain to me why women feel it necessary to do this for one another instead of doing something more natural and carefree? I genuinely am after an answer here!
Oh gosh, I once worked a retail job and I had this newbie GM who was so caught up in the idea of making all of his employees smile. The irony of it was that the guy never smiled himself, and when he did it was painfully obvious that he felt very awkward. But he started this policy where if one employee caught another employee working the cash register without a smile on, that employee was to immediately tell him over the private line on the headset (tattle on the other employee). And if he (the GM) caught an employee obviously looking at another employee who was not smiling and yet did not buzz him, that employee would get written up for not tattling. Talk about a good way to keep your employees smiling - writing them up and/or cutting their hours for not smiling enough and then sending them right back out there to try and smile more. Great plan, bound to work! I even once had a customer formally complain to the store about me because I wasn't smiling enough during her transaction. "Employee ______ was not smiling at the register, and it was like he didn't really even want to be at work" was essentially the complaint as best as I can remember it (she also said that my wrapping job was not up to par on an item that was not even supposed to be wrapped without customer request, and there was no customer request here but I had a habit of wrapping this one anyway because it tended to get a lot of customers bent out-of-shape). But ya, who actually takes time out of the day to call a retail store and complain that a cashier was not smiling enough during a transaction? So glad I don't have to work in that kind of an environment these days!