Perfect date for this type of person?

[captainballs]

She is playful and somewhat of a tom-boy and sexual deviant. She's beautifully twisted, a stripper, and completely unable to hold down a monogamous relationship.

I want to take her on a date that is at least somewhat tongue in cheek, because nothing makes her more affectionate than when I make her laugh. The purpose of the date is to take her to a place that is a serious place for some people, but will be outrageous and ironic to her. I want her to be super fucking horny the entire time, away from her bedroom or any hidden areas where we can sneak off and fuck. The place needs to be aesthetically pleasing - I want her to smell nice things, see nice things, feel nice things. We like to eat good food, squeeze fresh fruit juice, stuff like that.

I was also hoping to have her dress a certain way to go with whichever date it is, just to complete the circle. She has a lot of different kinds of clothing for a lot of different occasions, including my personal favorite: business lady.

She's the first girl I've ever actually wanted to take on a date, because she's so much fun. We sit back and laugh at the meaninglessness of things quite often, as we are both quite damaged. Help me take her somewhere that would be visceral to her specifically. No drugs, unless you have a really good idea - which I will consider with open arms, pun intended.

 

[GenericMind]

Science or Business Seminar
Church

 

[modern buddha]

I second Church. Just make sure not to laugh too loud, or the presence of God will fire laser beams down on your soul!

 

[captainballs]

I think church would be funny at first, but eventually get boring. Plus, even though church sounds pretty sexually arousing in theory, you get there and (even if you go to a Catholic Church these days) it's some guy who's "with it" in a very obnoxious way, totally ruins the whole punishment/death aspect that is such an aesthetic rush.

 

[GenericMind]

How about a guided tour at a place they offer them in your city?

 

[MemphisX3]

She is playful and somewhat of a tom-boy and sexual deviant. She's beautifully twisted, a stripper, and completely unable to hold down a monogamous relationship.

I want to take her on a date that is at least somewhat tongue in cheek, because nothing makes her more affectionate than when I make her laugh. The purpose of the date is to take her to a place that is a serious place for some people, but will be outrageous and ironic to her. I want her to be super fucking horny the entire time, away from her bedroom or any hidden areas where we can sneak off and fuck. The place needs to be aesthetically pleasing - I want her to smell nice things, see nice things, feel nice things. We like to eat good food, squeeze fresh fruit juice, stuff like that.

I was also hoping to have her dress a certain way to go with whichever date it is, just to complete the circle. She has a lot of different kinds of clothing for a lot of different occasions, including my personal favorite: business lady.

She's the first girl I've ever actually wanted to take on a date, because she's so much fun. We sit back and laugh at the meaninglessness of things quite often, as we are both quite damaged. Help me take her somewhere that would be visceral to her specifically. No drugs, unless you have a really good idea - which I will consider with open arms, pun intended.

does.not.compute.


but, no, seriously, what about looking thru the paper and finding a church meeting at a hotel or something....

 

[MemphisX3]

Science or Business Seminar
Church

damn GM beat me to it. some kind of preppy/serious seminar would work i would imagine. here in memphis local churches meet at hotels almost every sunday for one reason or another. also im sure you could find some sort of large bible study group.


what about a sex addict anonymous meeting?

any kind of public support group meeting...

try to find a museum that has tours for large groups...

i still think some kind of church related meeting would be the best.

 

[captainballs]

what about a sex addict anonymous meeting?

any kind of public support group meeting...

I thank you all for your suggestions, and I am going with this one first. The sex addiction thing would be best, but we're going to have to take a big shot first so that she can keep from laughing. I love it.

 

[RedLeader]

I was going to suggest a nice restaurant at an airport (obviously on the right side of the security). That would fit the business lady look. You could even have her pull one of those mini-suitcases. You're two coworkers sent out-of-town together, and only now are you both opening up to the idea that you want each other bad. Airports tend to be emotionally-charged places, and many have aesthetic backdrops.

 

[captainballs]

That is a good point - I'm remembering the beginning of Dogma (with Ben Affleck making similar comments about airports), which is also a movie she knows every word to. The problem is that I'm trying to keep the budget down, and before you argue that this date doesn't cost anything, remember that you are dealing with people who have very little impulse control - any wrong move, and we will be in the nearest hotel (next to an airport - i.e. expensive) fucking, pissing, and bleeding on one another.

 

[RedLeader]

Fair enough.

I thank you all for your suggestions, and I am going with this one first. The sex addiction thing would be best, but we're going to have to take a big shot first so that she can keep from laughing. I love it.

Are you going to go together or separate? I suggest going separate, not meeting beforehand (do your own drugs...[you can always do more together later]), not sitting next to each other in the circle, etc.

 

[captainballs]

I was thinking we might look suspect if we went together.

 

[RedLeader]

bump

I know you are online...Please tell us what happened.

 

[captainballs]

I have seriously mixed feeling about this whole thing since I last posted, and surprisingly I don't really have anything cute to say about this. We did what you could expect: pop pills and go to restaurants - which is magical when you're not as old as we are (27, 28 ), but after you've been high so many times and shared bullshit feelings with so many people who turned out to be just passing through, it has left me a bit sour. When we first met, I saw this potential for a magical, twisted relationship, but what we end up doing to each other is really bland and it reveals some serious rent-seeking tendencies on my part, such as negotiating a cut of her nightly take in exchange for escorting her to and from the club, and taking half of whatever she gets in other circumstances. I really wanted to be different, but this is just not the right atmosphere. I adore her, but the chemistry is gone and there are only two snakes.

I've been avoiding posting about this because I really developed feelings for this girl - not in a "sucker" sort of way, but in that I understand how her high intelligence coupled with social ineptitude has led her down the path less traveled. I really don't know what to say other than it might be better if we just never saw each other until we changed into completely different people.


...maybe with the next girl it can be all lights, camera, and action, but with her I feel a similar soul and it makes me afraid to commit due to the high probability of a disastrous failure. BUY HOLD SELL. These are the kinds of decisions that make the lines and shadows slightly deeper, I can feel it.

 

[morpher001]

Avoid women you are drawn to because you want to help them. Inevitably you do, they feel better about their life, and move on. Or you don't, they feel worse, and move on. Either way, it costs you,

 

[modern buddha]

Avoid women you are drawn to because you want to help them. Inevitably you do, they feel better about their life, and move on. Or you don't, they feel worse, and move on. Either way, it costs you,

This. You can only help a select few people. The rest have to help themselves.

 

[thujone]

I have seriously mixed feeling about this whole thing since I last posted, and surprisingly I don't really have anything cute to say about this. We did what you could expect: pop pills and go to restaurants - which is magical when you're not as old as we are (27, 28 ), but after you've been high so many times and shared bullshit feelings with so many people who turned out to be just passing through, it has left me a bit sour. When we first met, I saw this potential for a magical, twisted relationship, but what we end up doing to each other is really bland and it reveals some serious rent-seeking tendencies on my part, such as negotiating a cut of her nightly take in exchange for escorting her to and from the club, and taking half of whatever she gets in other circumstances. I really wanted to be different, but this is just not the right atmosphere. I adore her, but the chemistry is gone and there are only two snakes.

I've been avoiding posting about this because I really developed feelings for this girl - not in a "sucker" sort of way, but in that I understand how her high intelligence coupled with social ineptitude has led her down the path less traveled. I really don't know what to say other than it might be better if we just never saw each other until we changed into completely different people.

...maybe with the next girl it can be all lights, camera, and action, but with her I feel a similar soul and it makes me afraid to commit due to the high probability of a disastrous failure. BUY HOLD SELL. These are the kinds of decisions that make the lines and shadows slightly deeper, I can feel it.

It's a shame it didn't work out, but if you can reflect like this there are some really smart, sexy girls out there who will no doubt be perfect for you %)

 

[RedLeader]

When we first met, I saw this potential for a magical, twisted relationship

Unfortunately, this type of thing does not mix well with real, genuine feelings from the heart. You either cause a bunch of destruction together, or you straighten out your lives together, but anything in the middle typically ends in disaster. Throw drugs into the mix and it ends in abomination. I've been through it; I know how bad it gets (at the same time, I know how it's inevitable developing feelings for someone as wicked as you).

All I can really say is that it's easy enough to get close with a person because you have a lot in common, but if everything you have in common isn't exactly anything good in the long run (instead it's perversion, degeneracy, addiction, mental baggage, etc), you're not going to go the distance. I'm not saying that it's a bad thing to bond over similar things which differentiate you from the population proper, but you need some good things (yes, like good people good things) that you have in common as well. Misery loves company, but hates true romance.

We all want that perfect mix, captain. You know what I'm talking about. We feel unique with it, like we are the only ones who have the weights balanced correctly. But who are we kidding, we would probably go crazy trying to date ourselves. Betwixt and between an abandonment of the perfect pursuit and a nostalgia for innocent intrigue, disillusionment has settled with many a man who has tried to find Her. We're all fucked.

 

[captainballs]

It's a shame it didn't work out, but if you can reflect like this there are some really smart, sexy girls out there who will no doubt be perfect for you %)

I hope so, and while I have a cheerful disposition and get along with most women on a basic fun level, my stats are in the fucking toilet when it comes to any measurable success in life so far. Part of the reason I was attracted to her had nothing to do with how hot she was, but more because she has fucked up big time and is in that same stage of life as me. It is comfortable to be with someone who you feel is on your own level, I'm finding. To be able to build upward with someone like this would be great, but then again it might be a pipe dream. But I'm addicted to the way she smells and fucks. I love her strong, flexible body. And I especially enjoy being envied when I cart her around, because she has that porn star swagger and such a graceful, old school, twenties composure that gives her an air of genetic quality. This is all beside the point, however, or at least that's what I try to tell myself.

Unfortunately, this type of thing does not mix well with real, genuine feelings from the heart. You either cause a bunch of destruction together, or you straighten out your lives together, but anything in the middle typically ends in disaster. Throw drugs into the mix and it ends in abomination. I've been through it; I know how bad it gets (at the same time, I know how it's inevitable developing feelings for someone as wicked as you).

All I can really say is that it's easy enough to get close with a person because you have a lot in common, but if everything you have in common isn't exactly anything good in the long run (instead it's perversion, degeneracy, addiction, mental baggage, etc), you're not going to go the distance. I'm not saying that it's a bad thing to bond over similar things which differentiate you from the population proper, but you need some good things (yes, like good people good things) that you have in common as well. Misery loves company, but hates true romance.

We all want that perfect mix, captain. You know what I'm talking about. We feel unique with it, like we are the only ones who have the weights balanced correctly. But who are we kidding, we would probably go crazy trying to date ourselves. Betwixt and between an abandonment of the perfect pursuit and a nostalgia for innocent intrigue, disillusionment has settled with many a man who has tried to find Her. We're all fucked.

The problem is that drugs are definitely in the mix. End of story. It's not the main point of our relationship, but I do fucked up shit to her like massage where she shoots up just to make her this really fucked up, frustrated kind of horny. I know it's wrong, and she's like "why are you doing this to me." Stuff like that.

There are worse possible combinations. For instance, if I was a serious heroin addict and began pimping her out so we could score, and basically killing ourselves in that fashion, it would be worse. But that doesn't mean the dynamic is good as it is. We do good things for one another, when we spend a few days together, like make healthy food. I keep her mind occupied with positive things and basically just listen to her, like for real, because I know she doesn't get that a lot. And she has a lot to offer.

I just don't know if we can continue to move within the same social circles if we are together, because then we will continue to be miserable. Kindred souls, maybe, but destined for different times and different bodies, perhaps. That's the most painful part.

Man. This novelty relationship is making me hurt inside.

 

[RedLeader]

Avoid women you are drawn to because you want to help them. Inevitably you do, they feel better about their life, and move on. Or you don't, they feel worse, and move on. Either way, it costs you,

I think it's more a Girl on the Bridge type of situation. On the surface, it might appear that captain wants to save her, but deep down he really wants her to save him.

captainballs, have you seen this film? If not, you should rent it and watch it with her. You wanted a perfect date, what better than a film that only you know mirrors your real life situation quite well. One time I invited my sister, her boyfriend and this dude who was subtly after my sister over for dinner and a movie and I selected an obscure film with a plot disturbingly similar to their complicated love triangle. My sister spent most of the movie glaring at me once she figured out what I had done.