I think we can ALL agree this proxy war on Iran and Russia is fucking awesome.
Wrote a parody to keep our spirits up. Feel free to move this post to CEP, or I'll cross post. You can UA if this is "derailing the subject" but it's all on point.
That’s right, pleased to deport you!
You’re all are sick of my name!
Don’t you believe in the China virus?
Don’t you want to fight the war, it’s a game!
I’m looking for a virus to love me!
Like I’ve never been loved before!
I’m looking for a coronavirus that can do it everywhere!
Even on a limousine floor, because...
Tonight we’re living in Hitler’s fantasy,
My own little nasty world.
Tonight we’re social distancing,
Do you think I’m a nasty girl?
Tonight we’re living in Hitler’s fantasy,
My own little nasty world.
Tonight we’re social distancing,
Do you think I’m a nasty girl?
I guess I’m just used to Saudi Arabia,
I sell them sand like water from a hurricane!
I think they’re religious fanatics,
Their religion just drives them insane!
That’s right, it’s been a long time,
Since I pinned the losers in a war!
If you ain’t scared buy your guns, take them out!
We’ll be real life nasty girls that just don’t care anymore!
I don’t like this groove...
Give me a sick beat so I can move!
Catch my drift?
Tonight I am going to manipulate the stock market!
Get it up, get it up, I can’t wait anymore!
It’s time to invest!
Buy food and toilet paper now, you suckers will be scrambling for the rest!
Everybody, buy two weeks of supplies,
If you can’t afford it, you’ll be one of the suckers that dies!
Is that it?
Wake me when you’re done,
I don’t want you to be the only nasty girl having fun…