Out of the Mouths of Dumbasses

My best friend is famed for being a bit thick. His best offering ever was "I'm not as thick as I am." instead of "I'm not as thick as you lot think I am".
 
my ex gf and her mates were talking about google earth, and this guy says how you can view sattelite images of anywhere in the world very quickly. ex is like "ohhh my god is it live?!?!"8(

was never a sharp tool that one
 
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