The single-stack white mitsi......my comments that night.....
"It's not working, I've been ripped off.".........
"No, still nothing, what do you mean you're off your face?"
"About 55 minutes ago. Well, never mind.........shit, here it comes after all!"
(brief pause of around 30 seconds)
"Shit, f**kin' hell, that's fantastic! Oh wow! Yeah! Oh man, I can't believe I've been wasting all those years drinking beer when I go out. Never again! Woooooo! Yeah! COME ON!"
(Followed by about five hours bullshit and zero hours sleep. The smile was successfully removed from my face by plastic surgery eventually and paddyboy was born.)
THE START..........