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On the toilet I most love to...?

Eveleivibe

Eveleivibe

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Well here are your options

* shit (it's like an orgasm as that soft, brown sausage(s) squeezes through the side cliffs of assphoria.

* piss (awh the relief as one feels n hears the sissing of the water pouring out of utensils, flowing down Mt Urineh.

*pleasuring (the burning hot passion buzzing through the body as I'm at myself, going faster than L Christie in the 100 metres, the partner has nothing on the hand as I enjoy my intense adventure at hotel TheHandyOrgasm

*Drugs (drug-taking is nothing without the dirty pleasure of 'rock-fishing' or powder-sivving' after first throwing the 'peddles' in the 'water' to see if they swim or sink - at lake theshitter

*reading (nothing better than reading whilst taking part in a good ass-scratch sesh or a 'told in the hole' quick fumble before the erruption of 'lava n rocks' descending from theUpSideDownVolcano

*other (pleade provide description preferably with comic-value for shits n piddles.

Evey
 
LOL, What are you like Evey? That post was possibly tmi even for the most open minded, tolerant and non-judgemental of members, even if it was meant to be a joke thread and not taken seriously. Is it a big "FUCK YOU" to all the people who have been informed about your posts on here and are judging you for it. In that case good on you. People sticking their beaks in where they aren't wanted deserve to have them burnt. :|
 
I'd say shitting ranks first (btw I believe it's poophoria, not assphoria) but then tinder swiping comes a close second.
 
mydrugbuddy said:
LOL, What are you like Evey? That post was possibly tmi even for the most open minded, tolerant and non-judgemental of members, even if it was meant to be a joke thread and not taken seriously. Is it a big "FUCK YOU" to all the people who have been informed about your posts on here and are judging you for it. In that case good on you. People sticking their beaks in where they aren't wanted deserve to have them burnt. :|
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Don't be ridiculous. Bob F recently did a thread similar to this n it was a big hit lol. Lighten up n have a laugh :D thanks though lol

Urbain said:
What a shitty thread.
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SquidInSunglasses said:
Now that's just taking the piss.
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hahahaha that's more like it :)

F.U.B.A.R. said:
Verily, ye are a 3FuckinPissMonster...
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hahahaha nutta ;)

Evey
 
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Urbain said:
What a shitty thread.
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Fug said:
can we flush this now?
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Depends on what ye wanting to flush innit ;£ another man's shit is another man's treasure n all that ;)

I vote FUBAR opens his own agony-uncle sex thread. Who's up for this? Let's avoid (how to put this delicately) iundortunate piercings to sausage questions wh ;)

Disclaimer: this is a joke n NOT to be ttaken seriously.

Evey
 
Can we please correct the typo on the thread title. How you've missed it is beyond me.
 
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