you wanted to hear my stupid shit.... so here... this is what humor i was able to pick out of my weekend....
-- i was just getting ready for bed, putting on my fuzzy pj's, and didn't realize til just now that i had been wearing 2 completely different socks ALL DAY like an asshole.... worst part neither of them are mine
-- to jenn "why don't you come to the roll and club with us tonight?"
-- to jenn a few hours later ... "i'm threeing see of you." must have been fucking retarded, cuz i was actually seeing like 6 of her.
-- remembered there being a bluelighter called "pizza-guy".... ate some more yummy DXM (gag)(don't eat the new batch of copper pennies) and got carried out of the club by someone who said his name was "pizza" (or that's what i heard, NEways)... so i'm trying to talk on this DXM which i can't do at all, and all that comes out is "ah u blue?" and kept saying it over and over trying to get out the whole thing but it never happened. he looked at me strange.
-- met a guy, said "I'm Ian and I'm Ian" (actually was saying "i'm Ian and i'm E'n" but i didn't figure that out til today!) so i said , "Uh, i'm chriss-E, and i'm chriss-E" he must have thought i was a fucking retard.
-- woke up... "Lee, what time is it?"
"6:30."
(confused as all hell, it's dark outside still) "Didn't we leave the club at like 5?"
"Try 6:30 at night."
"shit."
-- (to my boyfriend) "Hey chr-jus-mik- [pause, thinking, thinking, thinking, hmmmmmm]
"thanks asshole."
NICE LITTLE RAVER GUY: "would you like a blowpop?"
ME (recall Last Lolly-incident on acid...): "would you like a punch in the face?"
NICE LITTLE RAVER GUY WALKS AWAY PISSED OFF.
flier at PSU: "ideas for next Alpha Omega Beta party....."
me.... "screw BYOB. i vote for BYOE!" one track mind.
ok, one more post and then it's good night for good, i swear.......
i'm sure there's more, just can't think right now.
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alwayzzzz PLUR & happy
rolling...
E-girl
*I said "no" to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen!*
**I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it**
-- i was just getting ready for bed, putting on my fuzzy pj's, and didn't realize til just now that i had been wearing 2 completely different socks ALL DAY like an asshole.... worst part neither of them are mine
-- to jenn "why don't you come to the roll and club with us tonight?"
-- to jenn a few hours later ... "i'm threeing see of you." must have been fucking retarded, cuz i was actually seeing like 6 of her.
-- remembered there being a bluelighter called "pizza-guy".... ate some more yummy DXM (gag)(don't eat the new batch of copper pennies) and got carried out of the club by someone who said his name was "pizza" (or that's what i heard, NEways)... so i'm trying to talk on this DXM which i can't do at all, and all that comes out is "ah u blue?" and kept saying it over and over trying to get out the whole thing but it never happened. he looked at me strange.
-- met a guy, said "I'm Ian and I'm Ian" (actually was saying "i'm Ian and i'm E'n" but i didn't figure that out til today!) so i said , "Uh, i'm chriss-E, and i'm chriss-E" he must have thought i was a fucking retard.
-- woke up... "Lee, what time is it?"
"6:30."
(confused as all hell, it's dark outside still) "Didn't we leave the club at like 5?"
"Try 6:30 at night."
"shit."
-- (to my boyfriend) "Hey chr-jus-mik- [pause, thinking, thinking, thinking, hmmmmmm]
"thanks asshole."
NICE LITTLE RAVER GUY: "would you like a blowpop?"
ME (recall Last Lolly-incident on acid...): "would you like a punch in the face?"
NICE LITTLE RAVER GUY WALKS AWAY PISSED OFF.
flier at PSU: "ideas for next Alpha Omega Beta party....."
me.... "screw BYOB. i vote for BYOE!" one track mind.
ok, one more post and then it's good night for good, i swear.......
i'm sure there's more, just can't think right now.
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alwayzzzz PLUR & happy
rolling...E-girl
*I said "no" to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen!*
**I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it**
