I've never used the B-word and never plan on it.
My brother is coming to visit today, I'm pretty excited for it. It usually goes something like this:
9am - visit announced
9-11am - visit time, and visit itself, in limbo
12pm - visit is canceled
12:30pm - visit back on, he'll be by 'any minute now'
1-4pm - wonder when the hell he is going to show up, smoke bowls while waiting
5pm - another cancellation and subsequent uncancellation
6pm - turns out he went out to have dinner or some other lame bullshit
7pm - shows up for about 20 minutes, i kick his ass at n64
7:20pm - he leaves, i smoke more bowls wonder why i stayed home all day just for a 20 minute visit