Interesting story, dont write me off cuz its long
man i just spent the better part of a good nod in the back of a cop car
this is definatly gonna be a tl;dr but its a pretty interesting story but ill give a tl;dr version at the end
anyways im sittin in bed just popped 2mg xanax and
almost made a drink, but instead i decided to txt the dope man n see what was crappinin with him, anyways he says im at a local bar, come on up n get whatever, anyways i get there n buy a couple roxis n a couple pieces of H, anywyas we made the transaction outside the bar in my car and once we were done i headed back into the bar to socialize for a few minutes with some of the people there. as we leave the car, for whateve reason, i chose to leave my dope and pills in my car.
we go back into the bar and i run into a buddy of mine i hadnt talked to in a month or so, i knew he had some roxis n he owed me so i asked if he wanted to go outside n rip a few, so we go outside n get in his car n pull around the corner n parked n start bustin em out, im about to rip my two lines and he says cops, cops. tbh, at first, i thought he was fuckin with me so i casually blew my first line then looked up n saw the lights so i hit the other one real quick, n then he was like fuck we gotta eat the rest, help me, so after snorting 30mg of roxi i popped what looked like 1 and a half or maybe 3/4ish anyways i dunno exactly it all happened quick he took the other 2 he had left but was real worried cuz he was quite drunk, i hadnt drank a thing but had 2mg of xanax from earlier but tbh 2mg of xanax and 75ish mg of Oxy is right up my ally, coulda used bout 20mg more tbh, anyways cops come up n give us the usual BS, we get asked to get outta the car, my buddy refuses the search but even before he asked if he could search the K-9 unit was there, they had 1 unmarked car, 2 reg cars and the k-9 SUV and immediatly after the dog went to the car, they said the dog "hit" on it (which is complete BS, but i wasnt tryin to get smart with the cops) then they tore the thing apart searched high and low and only thing that was found was an empty pill bottle with no info on it and a straw. my buddy said the bottle was an old hydrocodone bottle of his gf's, but when they were all done searchin he held up the straw n asked if thats how his gf took he medicine and i shit you not, my friend said "yes sir, she takes it through a straw, mixed with water in a small shot glass and the cops were obviously not buyin it and the dude said he had never heard of that before but i guess cuz there was no drugs he didnt dispute it further, we both had to blow in the breathelizer he blew .1somthin and i blew 0.0000000 and the guys was like" dang, zeros" and i replied "i havent lied to you once tonight officer"...which was a lie
anyways during the search of the car i kinda tried to embrace the nod, it was tooo strong and tbh wasnt much of a nod at all but was a decent buzz n i just thought i'd share
TL;DR ripped some Oxy lines in the parking lot with a friend, cops showed up, we swallowed everything important, car was searched, nothing of any real incrimination was found, i bleww 0.0000's and we got away scott free and even tho i bought some earlier i got about 75 mg of oxy for free tonight
