Binge_Artist
Ex-Bluelighter
I heard Charlie Sheen single handedly brought South America out of economic recession.
I heard he carved a 50 kilo chunk of blow into a statue of Jenna Jameson bent over and had anal sex with it.
This third scar on my upper wrist is for every morning I woke up and was still Binge_Artist rather than Charlie Sheen.
Right below the scar from where ohline refused to have sex with me.
This third scar on my upper wrist is for every morning I woke up and was still Binge_Artist rather than Charlie Sheen.
Right below the scar from where ohline refused to have sex with me.
there is a program on the history channel called "jurassic fight club"
i fucking hope michael bay is paying attention.
which time, though?
are you talking about her vagina or palli?
Let us out of work early today. Was def a good deal. Wasgut fuckers?
Are you talking about her vagina or palli?
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yeah this whole world is fucked. Only makes sense that australia is going away quickly. It'll be our turn next.
Sum up the social today-
Way to go on the pusherman song chinky.
assphace doesn't like blacks. Can you blame him?
Most rap music does suck, although there are a few catchy ones.
Korn is not metal, js.
Someone got served oooooh.
Someone else got served again. OOOOOOHHHH.
Memphis, I hear you man, I borderline almost od'ed on saturday. Feelsbadman.jpg
Ohline, you're a terrible person for driving BA to a suicide attempt. The man has enough on his plate since he foundout that hooker was a tranny.
Charlie sheen is one awesome motherfucker. If i could go back in time, I would have a party with him and billy mayz and invite to this coke orgy.
Fuck y'all.
Just say no to anal. Unles you're a woman.
E=MC^2
E=for candy kids
Kandy kids=bitches
Bitches=I want to beat up some douchebags
Douchebags=vaginas use these to be clean
Clean vaginas=what I want to put my dick in and give a creampie to
Creampies=hey what;s up Ohline
Oh shit= sup guys.
Yehp. Pretty much my summary for the day.
I don't need any more snow, thanks. Fuck that. Do not want.
"once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to take it as far as you can."
Man fear and loathing is such a terrific movie (/book)
Edit: one toke over the line
.........Don't stop now, this is bat country.
............No more of that talk or I'll put the fucking leeches on you. Understand me?
................Did they hear me?
i'm drunk too and for that I love you ohline. Marry my babies.
Those were quotes from fear and loathing
This movie is a goal of mine. Or at least a sharp understanding of mine.
And yeah, the aussies are fucked. It's [retty sad, but it's happening. Just let it happen. It will be smoother than you rhink. Just throw the recorder into the tub when white r abbit peaks. I'm gonna gp get another drink
My arrow keys and delete key don't work.
And I have killed a 750 of sobieski vodka and about half a bottle of Kahlua and a few beers. I may not have to work tomorrow so I am trying to get as drunk as possible tonight and still function.
EDIT: lmao the one of the auto correct options for the work 'sobieski' is 'foreskin' . Because I'm sure that's what I'm trying to converse about.
Man it's taking a long time to type this correctly.