NASADD Social - We Live on the Cusp of Death Thinking it Won't be Us

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see that great big gaping hole? it was my bitch. then my friend kicked in the guts for good measure.

where you been, guuuurl?

hope you've had merry holidays and keepin pure for me<3
 
Johnny blue said:
Still like to see a chihuahua/great dane mix just to see what it'd look like.
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hah

all i can think about is the image of a great dane pounded away at a little tiny chihuahua, or a little tiny chihuahua climbing dane mountain tryin to get some

tentram said:
3 fingers is a good measure then go from there.
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same test works for women too

shake said:
doing state inspection stickers for cars today and made bout 25$ in tips. 15$ was for issuing a dude a sticker even though his car didnt pass all the checks a car must pass.
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you're cheap man, the mexicans around here make me give em 20-30$ to pass my car

nowdubnvr6 said:
I tried the Crown Maple on Christmas man it was some of the best tasting whiskey i've ever tried. So smooth. How is the JD honey?
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i get crown everytime im at the liqour store n the last few times i have been the crown maple has been right next to it and i thought bout tryin it but im such a habitual person, i rarely do anything different but maybe ill give it ago finally instead of just lookin at it n sayin ill get it next time, although the whole maple syrup n pancake thing sounds a little strong, i think id like the maple flavor if it was subtle
 
don't be a gaffot and try it! don't piss about town!

"but the cops pulled over over. they did not arrest me, they sucked my dick...

i said how do you wanna spell it god? give me a D give me a R give me u a G give me a G's!"
 
Johnny blue said:
Beautiful dogs guys. Pff, that has to be the prettiest coat I have ever seen on a dog. I expected gray from the weimariner and got high gloss black with 16 clear coats like a luxury car.

Mr.S that's one cool ass looking dog man. Looks like a giant pit and those aren't small dogs anyways.

Still like to see a chihuahua/great dane mix just to see what it'd look like.
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Thanks, mayne :) He has other weimeranar features, like his ears, head, and legs. He's such a good dog. My boyfriend's cousin saod he's such a good dog that he wished he rescued Mitch before we did lol



On a side note, Jack Daniels Honey mixed with ginger ale is the fucking bomb :)
 
i fucked up and relapsed something terrible for the first time in years last night.

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tentram said:
then my friend kicked in the guts for good measure.
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i'm only now noticing the pure amount of fur your friend has accumulated on his body. it's pretty damn impressive.

where you been, guuuurl?

hope you've had merry holidays and keepin pure for me<3
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my holiday was decent. didn't get fuck-all but got to see family that i never get to so that was nice.

as for keeping pure for you.. yes.. i'm practically a virgin :P
 
oh noes:( what was the relapse on? you'll get through it, you know it's all part of recovery and you seem to be doing strong from what i know. you've got the willpower in your gurlfriend.

my friends body hair is pretty impressive, even more so because he's phillpino. he's got a full body coat, apparently good for insulation especially in winter.

and you keep saving yourself for me. i'll have you smuggle over shortly. i advise in getting assessed and ticketed for working in a confined space. NOTHING SUSPECT!
 
tentram said:
oh noes:( what was the relapse on? you'll get through it, you know it's all part of recovery and you seem to be doing strong from what i know. you've got the willpower in your gurlfriend.

my friends body hair is pretty impressive, even more so because he's phillpino. he's got a full body coat, apparently good for insulation especially in winter.

and you keep saving yourself for me. i'll have you smuggle over shortly. i advise in getting assessed and ticketed for working in a confined space. NOTHING SUSPECT!
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oxycodone and alprazolam. i went a little too HAM with it and now i don't even remember my night lol

and i was doing quite strong. aside from some codeine syrup i took for being sick i was just a few months shy of 3 years clean from opiates. which is kinda why it sucks so hard ;/ thank you, though <3


also, i work surprisingly well and efficiently in confined spaces. it's cozy.
 
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yeah, that combo will do it to ya. i can't really offer any other advice to you because you seem to have a good handle on your situation but don't let it bum you down<3 it was a one night thing. unlike this trip you're going on; confined spaces in shipping containers, open seas, universal weather.

your forms have been mailed.
 
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whats yall opinion, is a terrible blow jibber better then no blowie at all? just wonderin what other peoples feelings are cuz i just got what was possibly the worst oral ever n definately the worst ive ever had n im actually sittin here thinkin i woulda been better off spankin it ton

just curious
 
i'd honestly rather go without. a good wank > grievous bodily harm. you're now a man!

and i don't mean GHB cause that shit would only have you falling asleep with your dick in hand.
 
yea i mean ol' righty has been pleasin me pretty damn good for over a decade n a half.

i was definately thinkin i woulda rather bated but i was wonderin if that was a normal thought or if i just enjoy the pleasures of abusing myself maybe a bit too much
 
HighonLife said:
"read my mind n know what i want?" ;)

sure i guess i could try that

i see what you're sayin tho, you have such a way with words ohline
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it's a gift, really.

tentram said:
bitches like that? being told what to do?

where the fuck have i gone wrong then?
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maybe you just weren't banging them properly. we become a tad more obedient when good dick is at stake.


as a woman, if i never gave direction during sexual encounters i'd be incredibly unsatisfied. i'm just assuming it works both ways.. especially with something like oral. they obviously already want to please you. i doubt you'd catch any flack for giving a bit of guidance.
 
Came into the world as a reject
Look into these eyes
Then you'll see the size of the sags
That are pulli'n on my past
Burnin' on my brain
Everyone that burns has to learn from the pain
Hey, I think about the day
My girlie went away with my pay
And these fellas came to play
Now she's stuck with my homies that she fucked
And I'm just a sucker with a lump in my throat

Like a chump

Should I be feelin' bad
Should I be feelin' good
It's kinda sad I'm the laughing stock of the neighborhood
And you'd be figured I'd be movin' on
But I'm a sucker like I said
Fucked up in the head, not!
And maybe she just made a mistake
And I should give her a break
But my heart will ache either way
Hey, what the hell, what you want me to say?
I won't lie, that I can't deny

I did it all for the nookie, c'mon
The nookie, c'mon
So you can take that cookie
And stick it up your yeah!

Stick it up your yeah!
Stick it up your yeah!
Stick it up your

Why did it take so long
Why did I take so long, huh
To figure it out, but I didn't
And I'm the only one
Underneath the sun who didn't get it
I can't believe that I can be deceived
By my so-called girl, but in reality
She had a hidden agenda
She put my tender, heart in a blender
And still I surrender

I did it all for the nookie, c'mon
The nookie, c'mon
So you can take that cookie
And stick it up your yeah!
Stick it up your yeah!
Stick it up your yeah!
Stick it up your

I'm only human
It's so easy for your friends to give you their advice
They tell you just let it go
It's easier said than did
I appreciate it, I do, but
Just leave me alone
Leave me alone
Just leave me alone
Nothing's gonna change
You can go away
I'm just gonna stay here
And always be the same

I did it all for the nookie, c'mon
The nookie, c'mon
So you can take that cookie
And stick it up your yeah!
Stick it up your yeah!
Stick it up your yeah!
Stick it up your
 
tentram said:
i'm one, when in the mood, can start chuggin on a bottle to the dismay of a few friends.
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I knew we were long lost brothers.

I haven't tried anymore cider. I bought a bottle of Southern Comfort, which is just as good to me as Crown and I've been drinking a local Christmas ale almost exclusively.
 
i've never been a southern comfort fan. it's lolly water, does the job easy and quick, though.

how's the local ale treating you?

i ended up just passing out in my chair last night sometime before midnight. i woke up at around 3:30am with my laptop on the ground at my feet while gripping and empty cup. so i had a piss, drank a glass of water and went to sleep. it's a rainy new year's day. time to polish off the bottle for breakfast.

happy new years to you fuckers when the space-time continuum catches up. -

edit - looks like i done polished that botte of still with a quarter of the 1.25L soda water left. i didn't fuck around apparently.
 
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