NASADD Social v. We've got Skillz and Ohline's and Recky's Fucking Birthday

[purplefirefly]

BA, PFF, when i come isit you guys together can you just promise me you wont bang in front of me? i'm cool with talking about it, just dont wanna see it lol

What if it was a MFM??

 

[purple_cloud]

assphace had his first nod last night! buddy of mine gave me some 7.5/500 vicodins, i started with three, then had another, then two more, then one more, then 2. over the course of a few hours, and the last 3 were after i came down (or up, whatever you wanna call it) from the first 6. nodded twice in one day, after not nodding on crazy amounts. i think proper(-ish) eating habits helped a lot.

Yay for one of my awesome CDers having their first nod! Just be careful with that stuff, that's a good deal of APAP in you, if you took 9 pills, 9 x 500 = 4,500mg APAP...so, take it easy assphace, you've been a BLer too long for that.


I haven't been in this social in a while but...didn't really expect to see any softcore porn erotica going on in here, but it's the NASADD social, so ya never know I guess

 

[Binge Artist]

What if it was a MFM??

With this much lovin' we have plenty to share.

So, if you are reading this and are interested in an MFM or FMF or any other combination, please PM your application to PFF and me, and we will get back with you ASAP.

Rest assured, our guests will be *very* well taken care of

 

[ohline]

Did you tell him that you just wanted to be friends? I take it that it's not typical for him to ask you to those sort of events.

You need to be explicit with him. If you don't want him touching you like that then tell him so. Subtle hints will never work, he won't be able to put the pieces of the puzzle together.

he knows.

which sucks because now i know i basically have to cut him off entirely. it's not that i don't like being affectionate towards someone, i just don't want that to get in the way of some other penis i could have.

omg, fucking get a room, jesus.

Due to the inactivity of the social as of late it was assumed that this thread could be utilized as a private chat room of sorts.

Feel free to step up with some lulz rather than bitching from the side lines. Kthnxbye

so God's bff harold camping stroked out last thursday






lol

 

[purplefirefly]

he knows.

which sucks because now i know i basically have to cut him off entirely. it's not that i don't like being affectionate towards someone, i just don't want that to get in the way of some other penis i could have.

Understood, no need for you to be cock blocked

so God's bff harold camping stroked out last thursday






lol

Apparently he was predicting his own rapture rather than that of humanity

 

[purplefirefly]

With this much lovin' we have plenty to share.

So, if you are reading this and are interested in an MFM or FMF or any other combination, please PM your application to PFF and me, and we will get back with you ASAP.

Rest assured, our guests will be *very* well taken care of

Wonder how many apps we'll get....I bet my box will be crammed full, not difficult to do with such limited space though

 

[MemphisX3]

he knows.

which sucks because now i know i basically have to cut him off entirely. it's not that i don't like being affectionate towards someone, i just don't want that to get in the way of some other penis i could have.






so God's bff harold camping stroked out last thursday






lol

what a <censor>, everyone recognizes him as the moron who tried, and failed, to predict the end of the world. i see him as a crook hiding behind some ridiculous religious bullshit. people gave this man alot of money for the advertising and what not...dude prolly made a decent amount of profit. people gave their life savings for this man.


i hope he has 21 strokes over the course of 2 years and finally dies from some awful anal disease. what an asshole.

 

[Binge Artist]

Wonder how many apps we'll get....I bet my box will be crammed full, not difficult to do with such limited space though

Well..if we get a very lenghty app, you could respond orally at first..use that amazing tongue to tease out some very hard questions..that should whet your appetite so that you could slowly take in the entire app..slowly filling your box befor it frantically spews forth with an absolute erruption of questions...

 

[ohline]

what a <censor>, everyone recognizes him as the moron who tried, and failed, to predict the end of the world. i see him as a crook hiding behind some ridiculous religious bullshit. people gave this man alot of money for the advertising and what not...dude prolly made a decent amount of profit. people gave their life savings for this man.


i hope he has 21 strokes over the course of 2 years and finally dies from some awful anal disease. what an asshole.

while i agree that the guy is a douche, i honestly don't see him as a crook. i think he actually believes what he's saying.

as for the people who gave their money to him... how fucking ignorant can you be? these people claimed to be christians and yet chose to believe and invest in something that the bible clearly states is impossible to know. their stupidity is really the only thing that continues to perpetuate my anger towards that whole situation.

 

[Binge Artist]

while i agree that the guy is a douche, i honestly don't see him as a crook. i think he actually believes what he's saying.

as for the people who gave their money to him... how fucking ignorant can you be? these people claimed to be christians and yet chose to believe and invest in something that the bible clearly states is impossible to know. their stupidity is really the only thing that continues to perpetuate my anger towards that whole situation.

IIRC, the bible goes both ways on whether or not we will know when the end times will be..it mentions various "warning signs" but it also mentions coming like a thief in the night.

But anyway..if the bible can go both ways, then who are we to judge?

 

[ohline]

IIRC, the bible goes both ways on whether or not we will know when the end times will be..it mentions various "warning signs" but it also mentions coming like a thief in the night.

But anyway..if the bible can go both ways, then who are we to judge?

i can't think of it specifically right now but there is a passage in what i think is matthews?.. that no one knows when it's going to happen.

look, i'm not religious by any means. and the people who believed that man had a right to do whatever they so chose.

but i start to judge/get angry when there are families spending their remaining thousands on this idiotic campaign, then dragging their children cross-country to a radio station parking lot to get "raptured".

 

[Binge Artist]

Matthew 24 goes on about the end of the world..

LOL..Matt 24:34 has Jesus seeming to predict the end of the world will be in the first century..Bertrand Russell totally called his bluff 2000 yrs later..

 

[purplefirefly]

Well..if we get a very lenghty app, you could respond orally at first..use that amazing tongue to tease out some very hard questions..that should whet your appetite so that you could slowly take in the entire app..slowly filling your box befor it frantically spews forth with an absolute erruption of questions...

Oral interviews are my favorite sort, it's a deal breaker with anyone who cannot engage in said sort of interviews, be forewarned. There is just something so intense, tantilizing, gratifying about such ways of communication, it's like you get to know the person so much better.

 

[Binge Artist]

Oral interviews are my favorite sort, it's a deal breaker with anyone who cannot engage in said sort of interviews, be forewarned. There is just something so intense, tantilizing, gratifying about such ways of communication, it's like you get to know the person so much better.

Clearly you enjoy a one on one oral interview..but how do you think you'll handle a double interrogation? Perhaps you will be quite eager to release all your info under such an intensely performed double tongue lashing..

 

[purplefirefly]

Clearly you enjoy a one on one oral interview..but how do you think you'll handle a double interrogation? Perhaps you will be quite eager to release all your info under such an intensely performed double tongue lashing..

Well....I think there is only one way to find out really. I've always lived by the motto "the more the merrier", I don't see this scenario as being any different, in fact, meeting with more than one interviewee at a time may be so enjoyable that it becomes standard procedure.

 

[Binge Artist]

Well....I think there is only one way to find out really. I've always lived by the motto "the more the merrier", I don't see this scenario as being any different, in fact, meeting with more than one interviewee at a time may be so enjoyable that it becomes standard procedure.

Just so i dont get lost in all this cryptic innuendo..

We are speaking in reference to you receiving cunnilingus from me and another person simultaneously, yes? If so, i totally dig it..

 

[Assphace]

What if it was a MFM??

well that's with me, not in front of me. BIG difference

Yay for one of my awesome CDers having their first nod! Just be careful with that stuff, that's a good deal of APAP in you, if you took 9 pills, 9 x 500 = 4,500mg APAP...so, take it easy assphace, you've been a BLer too long for that.

yeah, that much was basically just a one time thing seeing as the pills were a surprise and a CWE wasn't a viable option at the time. dw, i'm not doing that much apap again, fuck that shit. but i've actually taken more than that before (when i was brand new to bluelight and didn't know) trying to achieve a nod that never came

Well..if we get a very lenghty app, you could respond orally at first..use that amazing tongue to tease out some very hard questions..that should whet your appetite so that you could slowly take in the entire app..slowly filling your box befor it frantically spews forth with an absolute erruption of questions...

i'll gladly turn in my oral exam to pff

also double cunnilingus might not work so well (yo head's too big nig), so we could go simultaneous cunnilingus and anilingus (i'd get anilingus ofc, just look at my name)

 

[Binge Artist]

I already like the way you think amigo

 

[Assphace]

it's the adderall, i'm sure of it

 

[purplefirefly]

Just so i dont get lost in all this cryptic innuendo..

We are speaking in reference to you receiving cunnilingus from me and another person simultaneously, yes? If so, i totally dig it..

Sure sounds that way

well that's with me, not in front of me. BIG difference

True enough.

i'll gladly turn in my oral exam to pff

Ahhhhh an eager interviewee!! A mouth after my own heart.....errrrr.....kitty

also double cunnilingus might not work so well (yo head's too big nig), so we could go simultaneous cunnilingus and anilingus (i'd get anilingus ofc, just look at my name)

A man with a plan!! Consider your oral exam approved. We'll be calling you to let you know when your MFM appointment is