NASADD Social v. Ohline's got no gun and it's Welderman's fucking birthday

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no.



i'm honestly still confused as to what this is supposed to mean.




oh and MOTHERFUCKING FIGHT DAY MOTHERFUCKER

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go out and punch someone in the face, today.


It was 1 am and I was shit faced. I don't really remember posting...I woke up this morning and my screen was stuck on BL at the edit post window.



You know how many times I hear you say stupid redundant shit when you're drunk? Don't even get me started on you being sober, that's just horrible. I don't ever call you out on it, female.
 
I will punch you in the face ohline, you cold hearted, shallow, bimbo.


YEA TAKE THAT! YEA!


*diddy dance and voice*
yea take that, take that



And you said I wasn't alpha. I showed you.
 
It was 1 am and I was shit faced. I don't really remember posting...I woke up this morning and my screen was stuck on BL at the edit post window.



You know how many times I hear you say stupid redundant shit when you're drunk? Don't even get me started on you being sober, that's just horrible. I don't ever call you out on it, female.

hahah i didn't even pay attention to when it was posted. i was just trying to decipher what you could have possibly meant.


GAWD

I will punch you in the face ohline, you cold hearted, shallow, bimbo.


YEA TAKE THAT! YEA!


*diddy dance and voice*
yea take that, take that



And you said I wasn't alpha. I showed you.

you son of a bitch.

one day you're gonna wife up some bitch. you're gonna be one of those annoyingly "in love" couples and alienate your friends but you're in love so you don't give a fuck. you're both gonna be junkies so of course it will be fairly torrid. you both decide to get clean so you get some residential treatment and actually get your shit together. once clean, you'll both get pretty decent (but very menial) jobs and save up. after some time you'll finally be able to get a real house together. you find a nice little spot in the 'burbs (the yard isn't as big as you'd like but it'll do for now). not long after you're gonna get your girl pregnant. you're both very excited because you believed you would never bare children (due to your weak and sickly junkie sperm count). so by all accounts it's a miracle. but do to your diddying on the internet all those years ago, one day some random bitch (me) kicks her in the stomach. you lose the baby.
 
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OH and NASADD song 'o' the day:

sublime - date rape

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CeMeDihwyrg

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Let me tell you about a girl I know,
Had a drink about a hour ago.
Sitting in a corner by herself, in a bar in downtown Hell.

She heard a noise and she looked through the door.
And saw a man she'd never seen before.
Light skin, light blue eyes, a double-chin and a plastic smile.
Well, her heart raced as he walked in the door
And took an empty seat next to her at the bar.
"My brand new car is parked right outside.
How'd ya like to go for a ride?"
And she said."Wait a minute I have to think."
He said, "That's fine. May I please buy you a drink"
One drink turned into three or four and they left and got into his car
And they drove away someplace real far.

Now babe the time has come.
How'd ya like to have a little fun?
And she said."If we could only please be on our way, I will not run."

That's when things got out of control.
She didn't want to, he had his way.
She said, "Let's Go"
He said, "No Way!"
Come on babe it's your lucky day.
Shut your mouth, were gonna do it my way.
Come on baby don't be afraid,
If it wasn't for date rape I'd never get laid.

He finished up and he started the car
He turned around and drove back to the bar.
He said."Now baby don't be sad, in my opinion you weren't half-bad."
She picked up a rock.,threw it at the car, hit him in the head, now he's got a big scar.
Come on party people won't you listen to me.
Date rape stylee.

The next day she went to her drawer, look up her local attorney at law,
Went to the phone and filed the police report and then she took the guy's *** to court.
Well, the day he stood in front of the judge he screamed, "She lies that little slut!"
The judge knew that he was full of **** and he gave him twenty five years
And now his eyes are full of tears
One night in jail it was getting late.
He was butt-raped by a large inmate, and he screamed.
But the guards paid no attention to his cries.

That's when things got out of control.
The moral of the date rape story, it does not pay to be drunk and horny.
But that's the way it had to be.
They locked him up and threw away the key.
Well, I can't take pity on men of his kind,
Even though he now takes it in the behind.

But that's the way it had to be.
They locked him up and threw away the key.
Well, I can't take pity on men of his kind,
Even though he now takes it in the behind.
Date rape!

She didn't want to [Repeat x4]
Take it!
 
hahah i didn't even pay attention to when it was posted. i was just trying to decipher what you could have possibly meant.


GAWD



you son of a bitch.

one day you're gonna wife up some bitch. you're gonna be one of those annoyingly "in love" couples and alienate your friends but you're in love so you don't give a fuck. you're both gonna be junkies so of course it will be fairly torrid. you both decide to get clean so you get some residential treatment and actually get your shit together. once clean, you'll both get pretty decent (but very menial) jobs and save up. after some time you'll finally be able to get a real house together. you find a nice little spot in the 'burbs (the yard isn't as big as you'd like but it'll do for now). not long after you're gonna get your girl pregnant. you're both very excited because you believed you would never bare children (due to your weak and sickly junkie sperm count). so by all accounts it's a miracle. but do to your diddying on the internet all those years ago, one day some random bitch (me) kicks her in the stomach. you lose the baby.


You have got to be fucking kidding me. You have got to be the most rigged, angry, depressing people I know. You tool atleast 45 minutes out of your day to insult me. Yeah I said it, 45 minutes because there is no possible way your alcohol drenched brain could possibly from all of those sentences in less than 45 minutes.

Atleast I'll get married you lonely cunt. You're going to be 46 diddling yourself on the couch in somec crazy backwoods west viginian trailer park watching ufc with a 24 of 211. There is not a man on gods green earth that is willing to put up with your baggage and bullshit....you know that chick in the bar that you point at and tell your friends "that bitch cray" that's you. You can't form relationships when you don't remember what you did the night before.


Honestly everytime I see you post it makes me happy ohline because that means one thing is certain...there is atleast one person on this earth that is more pathetic than me.


You need Jesus.



I was once rigged and angry to ohline. But I found Jesus, now I don't have those problems. You need to find your lord and savior and repent and pray for forgiveness.


Have you thought about penance? It's a sacrilege that should be practiced often to cleanse the soul.


Heartless cunt.
 
You have got to be fucking kidding me. You have got to be the most rigged, angry, depressing people I know. You tool atleast 45 minutes out of your day to insult me. Yeah I said it, 45 minutes because there is no possible way your alcohol drenched brain could possibly from all of those sentences in less than 45 minutes.

Atleast I'll get married you lonely cunt. You're going to be 46 diddling yourself on the couch in somec crazy backwoods west viginian trailer park watching ufc with a 24 of 211. There is not a man on gods green earth that is willing to put up with your baggage and bullshit....you know that chick in the bar that you point at and tell your friends "that bitch cray" that's you. You can't form relationships when you don't remember what you did the night before.


Honestly everytime I see you post it makes me happy ohline because that means one thing is certain...there is atleast one person on this earth that is more pathetic than me.


You need Jesus.



I was once rigged and angry to ohline. But I found Jesus, now I don't have those problems. You need to find your lord and savior and repent and pray for forgiveness.


Have you thought about penance? It's a sacrilege that should be practiced often to cleanse the soul.


Heartless cunt.

tl;dr
 
Ohline's going end up being in lesbian porns as the butch chick while moonlighting as a semi-professional mma fighter...



And no ohline, that's not cool.
 
hahah.

memphy, i think you really do need jesus. to rage so hard in response to me making a joke about you "diddying on the internet" is a bit troubling. and i'm not the least bit mad.

a touch concerned tho
 
Ugghh christians. I'd rather hang out with a hindu, at least they have a better outlook on life.
 
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