NASADD Social v. Ohline's got no gun and it's Welderman's fucking birthday

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C-section night here is usually monday or tuesday. And yes the strip clubs here are complete bullshit. I havent been to one in arkansas i just have plenty of friends that keep throwing money at fully clothed women. If i wanted to throw money at fully clothed women it would be at the bar to get a bitch drunk with a solid possiblity of her being naked later.
 
Wait... Not topless? Bikini bottoms? You guys are definitely doing it wrong.

^ this.

JB that picture had me choke on blunt smoke, inhaling and laughing is not a good combination. My housemate walked by and looked concerned.

Probably because I didn't ask him to hit the blunt, but whatever.
 
I don't remember anything past getting a dance from "Bambi" and getting in trouble because she took my belt off and undid my zipper...apparently that's frowned upon. Who knew.
 
Yea, definitely blacked out at the strip club
I don't remember anything past getting a dance from "Bambi" and getting in trouble because she took my belt off and undid my zipper...apparently that's frowned upon. Who knew.

Lmao, the last thing I heard from you yesterday was a message that said "brb titties"...
Then you disappeared.


It's the glitter that's a real bitch to get off IMO.

So much truth.
 
Where I work I guess too many people have been fucking off on the computers and wasting time on youtube and facebook and shit so they've started keeping logs of our web use. The IT guy was telling me the other day "yeah man some people google the weirdest stuff, someone was looking up if you can contract HIV from an old cotton. I wonder what that's all about, I just don't get it" So it got me thinking... I can't really picture too many people where I work being potential IV users, but I have started checking out who wears long sleeves now...
 
Or find said stripper everyday and keep stripper smell on you and try to get rid of normal hoe smell. What am i talking about its all the same!@>@??
 
You know you over did it when you get a multi-day hangover. It only happened to me once. It was NYE and there was a ton of cocaine and booze involved. I don't think I could even eat for two days.
 
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