NASADD Social v. Ohline's got no gun and it's Welderman's fucking birthday

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Fuck I'm still up from last night. I'm going to bed after I finish this beer.

Thanks jb and all you others
 
It is 2012 this morning, right? I do not believe the world is going to end this year, but I could be wrong.

I do not worry about it, that is for sure. I hope I find a job in 2012. I've been laid off since 2010.

Teachers are a dime a dozen these days.

I wonder what next New Years Day will look like for me.....
 
I wonder what next New Years Day will look like for me.....

a lot like the rapture, I assume. probably hell on earth.

it's best to just blindly accept this one. Common, please? Send all your personal belongings of value to me, you won't need them soon, so best to just get rid of them.
 
Send all your personal belongings of value to me, you won't need them soon, so best to just get rid of them.

seems legit.

i hope you like sex toys!

anyways blah blah blah happy 2012 and shit youz guise.

i'm spending my day hungover as shit watching awesome movies for the 1000th time (role models, tropic thunder, pineapple express) because i fucking can. now i'm going to take a sweet-ass bubble bath.

ITEM 9
 
item 9 is the bee's knees, yo.

we need to be out there, like, telling the world.

Smokin an L and watching the Pats rally back 28 unanswered points against the Bills. hello playoffs @ home.

And theres nothing wrong with watching movies 100 times, and I was recently thinking my sex toy collection could use an expansion.
 
item 9 is the bee's knees, yo.

we need to be out there, like, telling the world.

it makes me feel like a, like a slice of butter... melting on top of a big-ol' pile of flapjacks.

god i fucking love that movie so hard. every single character does an amazing job. matheson and red are two of my personal favorites.

and we're finally under winter advisory. 3-5 inches of snow in the next 36 hours. i guess winter's been saving up for us :(
 
smoking some chronic finishin my crown and hopefully watching Tim Tebow get his legs broke. Happy New Years you skeezers!
 
I think I broke my liver. I started drinking last night about 8 and stopped about noon today. My nose is also fucked. What a blast though.
 
seems legit.

i hope you like sex toys!

anyways blah blah blah happy 2012 and shit youz guise.

i'm spending my day hungover as shit watching awesome movies for the 1000th time (role models, tropic thunder, pineapple express) because i fucking can. now i'm going to take a sweet-ass bubble bath.

I dig watching my favorite movies 10000 times also.

I dig bubblebaths too.

I bought half an oz of chronic. I'm going to smoke it in the tub and watch a movie from there. (I can watch the monitor in the mirror.) Thanks for the awesome ideas.

I can't part with my toys though. I need them for when I take bubblebaths. :D
 
I still am holding out for Zombie apocalypse although admittedly it's not looking good. There's always Skynet to look forward too but, automatons would be a much bigger hassle than the living dead. At any rate I think that the end of the world should be pretty epic so there's that.

Song of the day Tool - Ænema

NSFW:
Some say the end is near
Some say we'll see armageddon soon
I certainly hope we will
I sure could use a vacation from this
Bull-shit, three-ring
Circus sideshow

Of freaks here in this
Hopeless fucking
Hole we call L.A.
The only way to fix it is
To flush it all away
Any fucking time
Any fucking day
Learn to swim
See you down in
Arizona Bay

Fret for your figure
And fret for your latte
And fret for your lawsuit
And fret for your hairpiece
And fret for your Prozac
And fret for your pilot
And fret for your contract
And fret for your car

It's a bull-shit, three-ring
Circus sideshow

Of freaks here in this
Hopeless fucking
Hole we call L.A.
The only way to fix it is
To flush it all away
Any fucking time
Any fucking day
Learn to swim
See you down in
Arizona Bay

Some say a comet will fall from the sky
Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves
Followed by fault lines that cannot sit still
Followed by millions of dumb-founded dipshits and

Some say the end is near
Some say we'll see armageddon soon
I certainly hope we will
I sure could use a vacation from this

Stupid shit
Silly shit
Stupid shit

One great big festering neon distraction
I've a suggestion to keep you all occupied

Learn to swim... Learn to swim... Learn to swim... Learn to swim...

Mom's gonna fix it all soon
Mom's coming 'round to put it back the way it oughta be

Learn to swim... Learn to swim... Learn to swim... Learn to swim...

Fuck L. Ron Hubbard
And fuck all his clones
Fuck all these gun-toting
Hip gangster wanna-bes

Learn to swim... Learn to swim... Learn to swim... Learn to swim...

Fuck retro anything
Fuck your tattoos
Fuck all you junkies
And fuck your short memory

Learn to swim... Learn to swim... Learn to swim... Learn to swim...

Fuck smilie glad-hands with hidden agendas
Fuck these dysfunctional, insecure actresses

Learn to swim... Learn to swim... Learn to swim... Learn to swim...

I'm praying for rain
I'm praying for tidal waves
I wanna see the ground give way
I wanna watch it all go down
Mom, please flush it all away
I wanna see it go right in and down
I wanna watch it go right in
Watch you flush it all away

Yeah, time to bring it down again
Yeah, don't just call a pessimist
Try and read between the lines

And I can't imagine why you wouldn't
Welcome any change, my friend

I wanna see it come down
Plug it down
Suck it down
Flush it down



Vidya
 
Yeah, skynet's gonna be a bitch. It's much easier to just hide behind locked doors and put a few in the heads of zombies when you go out for supplies whereas being taken over by machines would be real hard to regain control.


I've spent most of today sleeping and I still feel like shit. Hope your 2012 is going well so far everyone.
 
i went to bed at 5am and was able to stay awake fo about an hour around 1230pm and went back to bedtil like 430pm

days after i do dope ican sleep all day long..i guess that makes up for all the sleep i dont get when i dont get high
 
5am woke up at 11 am and been smoking all day since and still wide awake. Im so glad i wasnt hungover today because i for sure should of been.
 
shit man i want to start gettin high, i did one bag to get the chills away but thats it.. im waiting for the pizza to be delivered,BBQ chicken pizza is soo good

and i know gettin high on a full stomach is not good its just i havnet had anything to eat all day and been looking forward to it\\


whats good with you fam
 
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