NASADD Social - The lair of Charlie Sheen

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man i have shot more coke than charlie sheen has ever put in his nose and never once did i run to a hospital scared i was overdosing. i got balls and rode the almost overdose out like a real man. i did fuck charlie sheen in the ass 1 time true story
 
NASADDS song of the day:


nappy roots - ride

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ux4HAx_qicc

NSFW:
[Intro]
Yeah, sometimes you just gotta ride

[Verse 1]
I'm headed to Savannah, the sun rise there
And somethin tellin me that I should be somewhere near
I met somebody daughter, played in her water
The lake was too salty and I'm not Kyle Korver
I was born hard in the paint where the stars hang out
Just to find out that what they buy ain't pot
And then I found me, startin to go the same route
I do this for the love, you can throw the fame out
A tear still a tear, even when I change house
And I am hip-hop, even when I claim south
What'chu think we all look the same, game is bad
Cause now we all fightin for the same damn spot
Go'on, do da "Stanky Leg"
It's better than talkin bout shootin people in the head
I'm headed out to Oakland, the sun lies there
And somethin tellin me that I should be somewhere near
Where we goin?

[Hook]
We got five on gas, gettin nowhere fast
Deep down in the sticks of Georgia (Where do you go)
Big trucks roll through, might blow they horns
They glad cause they goin to Florida (Where do you go)
My neighbors o-c's, and they fightin like hell
I can smell it from across the water (From across the water)
(I waaalk, and where the world do you go)

[Verse 2 - Skinny DeVille]
Ha
Just like you thought it wasn't gon bop
Yup, it's how I know it wasn't gon flop
Sometimes you got to give it all you got
Even though a few folk keep wishin that you stop
But after that, another classic we gon' drop
And I ain't talkin bout no fancy mansion or no yacht
Just a quarter pound of pot on my fourty acre lot
Wit my Caddy coupe and drop, and a Range Rover SPOT
I mean SPORT, sometimes I lose my train of thought
But I'm back again and promise that every track is hot
We gon' hit some traffic headed to the top
So we gon' take another route and simply creep right past the cops
And the haters man, they comin for my spot

[ From: http://www.metrolyrics.com/ride-lyrics-nappy-roots.html ]

But we don't have to talk, come on get it while it's hot
Fresh out the skillet, never feel it or you're not
We gon' verti-cal grille it, watch me sell it on the block

[Hook]
We got five on gas, gettin nowhere fast
Deep down in the sticks of Georgia (Where do you go)
Big trucks roll through, might blow they horns
They glad cause they goin to Florida (Where do you go)
My neighbors o-c's, and they fightin like hell
I can smell it from across the water (From across the water)
(I waaalk, and where the world do you go)

[Verse 3]
The sun don't move, the earth don't stop
The stars do drop, and they house forclose
Cars repoed, business get towed
Probably be a friend and sell the story out the bowl
Then they can't see theyself back in the hood
Can't let they friends know they not doin good
See you lay low, and focus on ya kids
Hope someobody remember somethin that'cha did

[Skinny DeVille]
Yah
And if they did, then you gon' trip
Grind for seven days a week, and then you watch it flip
Legit is wicked clean, thats how it seems that the chips
Gotta dig a little deep, you wanna see about the grit
The grass gets mighty green by the fence
Which side is the question? I'm headed that direction
Knowledge is the weapon, and I use it for protection
If you think I'm really slippin, then run up and learn ya lesson

[Hook]
We got five on gas, gettin nowhere fast
Deep down in the sticks of Georgia (Where do you go)
Big trucks roll through, might blow they horns
They glad cause they goin to Florida (Where do you go)
My neighbors o-c's, and they fightin like hell
I can smell it from across the water (From across the water)
(I waaalk, and where the world do you go)





fuck, it's beautiful today. i might actually do stuff.
 
lol according to Dr. drew too... lol

can someone say next season of celebrity rehab

LOL, I make $2million dollars A WEEK. They don't have a rehab lavish enough to hold me! Not only that, but I have more recovery credentials than Dr. Drew!


How's it going today folks?



Hey ohline! Given any thought to my proposition? Good choice of porn by the way. You know that chick in the porn you posted...I fucked her! On a pile of cocaine and $100 bills. Not a big deal or anything, I was just informing you.
 
LOL, I make $2million dollars A WEEK. They don't have a rehab lavish enough to hold me! Not only that, but I have more recovery credentials than Dr. Drew!


How's it going today folks?



Hey ohline! Given any thought to my proposition? Good choice of porn by the way. You know that chick in the porn you posted...I fucked her! On a pile of cocaine and $100 bills. Not a big deal or anything, I was just informing you.

actually yeah, i have. but then you brought up porn stars so now i ask: can i have some porn stars, too?
 
Nice to see you come around here Charlie. It must have been difficult stopping in for a visit when you are so busy filming and fucking hookers/porn stars. Just don't forget where the coolest cats on this board hang out ;)
 
actually yeah, i have. but then you brought up porn stars so now i ask: can i have some porn stars, too?

Sure! Why not? I can only be bothered with 6 or 7 of them anyway. I suppose you could entertain the 15-20 others.


Once you are accepted into Charlie's world anything is possible. Everything has a price, and uncle Charlie can afford anything.
 
Nice to see you come around here Charlie. It must have been difficult stopping in for a visit when you are so busy filming and fucking hookers/porn stars. Just don't forget where the coolest cats on this board hang out ;)

This is my internet home from now on! I can never forget about my home.
 
sup fuckers? Bout to go run some errands, oh boy. I love wasting gas.


And sheen, I remember the time I was fucking a bitch on a bed covered with cocaine and $1 bills and here you show up bangin this broad on a mountain of coke and $100 bills. Fuck, I was truly showed up.
 
sup fuckers? Bout to go run some errands, oh boy. I love wasting gas.


And sheen, I remember the time I was fucking a bitch on a bed covered with cocaine and $1 bills and here you show up bangin this broad on a mountain of coke and $100 bills. Fuck, I was truly showed up.


I know, right?

As bad ass as Charlie Sheen is, it makes us think less of ourselves.

After hearing of Charlie's escapades, I'm almost embarrassed to even mention my gram a day and $20 prostitutes habit.
 
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