NASADD Social - for a hooker that bitch sucked dick like a 13yr old virgin

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yeah i was kinda suprised about her lettingdude stick it in her ass..then i read she got like almost 1mil for the video and then i realized why she did it..

fuck im not gay but i might consider it too for a million bux lol

but yeah she is hot, her twat seemed a little blown out but like i said her ass is damn near perfect..and the talking would have not* been that bad except she talks like sa stuck up snobby bitch and its just super annoying
 
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yeah she kept calling him baby..

i wanna know how they thought orgianlly that they could make it seem that this wasnt a porno and really a homemade tape. i mean sure the camer is like POV for most of it but theres a couple set camera shots but the guy is a famous porn star lol

i thoink she might stick with porn cause she wasnt that bad at it and the money would prolly be really since she already was famous(semi)
 
The story i heard was she filmed this because she wasn't always gonna look that good, and she hired james dean to star in the video with her, and then she held onto the video until she got the money she wanted to release it.
 
yeah i dunno, smart on her part to hire him and then just own all the rights cause she produced and then sell to vivid for distribution for a million when it prolly cost less then 50k to make
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that was such a great deal for her cause who the fuck is gonna buy and pay for that video? all they had to do was wait a week andthen go to the free streaming sites and look for it..pornhub was the first stop and boom i found thwe whole thing.i did notice it only had like 5 or6k views so it was added prolly today or yesterday
 
It's like miss teen delawares tape except hers was a disgrace. Couldn't even cop a boner. She just layed there like a dead fish.

She gave up her title for that lmao and it's on porn hub. On top of that you porn offered her $250,000 to be "miss you porn". They were like "lost your title, come take ours as miss you porn". What a dumb bitch

Apparently My sister was right when she said she was a slut back in high school
 
chinky said:
i dont know if yall have talked about this yet but has anyone seen the teen mom porno? now i didnt watch the whole 45mins but i gotta admit for not being a "pro" in the business, she actually didnt do that bad of a job and the video was way more entertaining then most amatures..by far the best "celebrity" tape since pam and tommy lee,

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dude yes! i have seen the porn in it entirety and she puts all of the other "celeb" porns to shame. that girl can fuck! takes it in the ass, squirts, just a low down dirty whore man, i loved it. my only complaint was her obsessiveness use of the word "baby" but yea, i enjoyed it thoroughly.



edit: my favorite part of the porn is when they are in the limo and she is masturbating with one of those glass dildos and fingers and james dean gets 4 fingers in her pussy, then she gets four fingers in her pussy with him and her quote!?!?!?


"IF WE CAN GET 8 FINGERS IN MY PUSSY WHY CAN I NEVER GET MY WHOLE FIST IN THERE"



WHAT.THE.FUCK. is it her or are all chicks sitting around their house shoving fingers in their pussies wondering if they can get a whole fist up there? when i heard that shit my mind clicked and said "THIS BITCH WAS BORN TO DO PORN"



thats some shit i would expect to hear in the bonus features of a Belladonna porn.

Limo Masturbation Scene

Backdoor Teen Mom Squirt Scene


there is a shower scene too but she just washes all the whore off of her after the fuck fest.


edit2:ROFL she also wipes the nut off of her face with his pillow. gets blasted in the face, stands up, doesnt ask for a towel or nothing just walks straight to a pillow and wipes all of his nut off on his pillow. this girl is fucking golden.
 
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I saw it. She is sexy as fuck but i thought she talked way too much in it too. But shes all about getting it stuck in her ass for the first time.
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lol IT WAS THE FIRST THING THEY DID.



it was like the intro music ended and she was like "let me go grab the lube because you are puting it up my ass first." and i refuse to believe that was the first dick she ever had up her ass. REFUSE TO BELIEVE THAT WAS THE FIRST DICK SHE HAS HAD UP HER ASS.
 
chinky said:
yeah i dunno, smart on her part to hire him and then just own all the rights cause she produced and then sell to vivid for distribution for a million when it prolly cost less then 50k to make
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that was such a great deal for her cause who the fuck is gonna buy and pay for that video? all they had to do was wait a week andthen go to the free streaming sites and look for it..pornhub was the first stop and boom i found thwe whole thing.i did notice it only had like 5 or6k views so it was added prolly today or yesterday
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a lot of people actually. she beat out Kim K on first days sales. something like 2.4 millions downloads/buys @ $4 a pop.....BITCH GOT PAID.
 
chinky said:
yeah i was kinda suprised about her lettingdude stick it in her ass..then i read she got like almost 1mil for the video and then i realized why she did it..

fuck im not gay but i might consider it too for a million bux lol

but yeah she is hot, her twat seemed a little blown out but like i said her ass is damn near perfect..and the talking would have not* been that bad except she talks like sa stuck up snobby bitch and its just super annoying
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i dont care who would call me gay if someone offered me $1mil to take it up the ass im bending the fuck over.
 
Happy Birthday, KC!

In honor of such an occasion, I suppose I'll post an OD SOCIAL PUZZLER.

Sammy Smackattack is trying to discover what his heroin's purity percentage is.

Suppose that, in order to avoid the sickness, he needs to either shoot I points (assume each point is 100 mgs) of heroin, or swallow E mg's of oxycodone. Assume that each GRAM of heroin in his blood affects him just like S GRAMS of oxycodone in his blood. Furthermore, he notices that for every N mg's of oxycodone he swallows, only P mg's of oxycodone enters his bloodstream (ie, his oxycodone bioavailability is 100P/N percent).

Can you express his heroin's purity percentage in terms of N, P, S, I, and E?
 
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Happy Birthday, KC!

In honor of such an occasion, I suppose I'll post an OD SOCIAL PUZZLER.

Sammy Smackattack is trying to discover what his heroin's purity percentage is.

Suppose that, in order to avoid the sickness, he needs to either shoot I points (assume each point is 100 mgs) of heroin, or swallow E mg's of oxycodone. Assume that each GRAM of heroin in his blood affects him just like S GRAMS of oxycodone in his blood. Furthermore, he notices that for every N mg's of oxycodone he swallows, only P mg's of oxycodone enters his bloodstream (ie, his oxycodone bioavailability is 100P/N percent).

Can you express his heroin's purity percentage in terms of N, P, S, I, and E?
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I hate word problems
 
I think this is the first time since middle school that I haven't had a girl that I was messing around with. I'm far from being a ladies' man, but damn, I don't know what to do. I know the obvious is to go out and meet new girls, but that shit is hard when you aren't confident 24/7 with the help of opiates. I live in a college town too. This shit is just like a whole new world to me.

Am I the only one who dislikes not having at least a girl on the side? This shit is absolutely new to me to be honest. There's a few girls that I could mess around with, but I'd rather stick my dick inside a jar of enriched uranium. Plus, I really don't want to lower my standards just to get my dick wet.
 
See, but this is math with "real world application".

You can use the method to estimate the purity of your dope. For example, when I get strung out, and need to pop a half gram a day, I usually find that I need about a half gram of oxy to get by. Assuming a really high oral bioavailability for oxy, and about a 4 to 1 strength ratio of heroin to oxy, I come up with my dope being about ~25% pure. Of course, it's not an exact science. My dope may actually be quite a bit worse than the relatively highish 25%, but cut with fentanyl for its powerful effects.
 
^ Talk about over thinking it. It's dope just do it till your high. If no dope around consume whatever and however many pills it takes to reach desired effects.
 
I take it that yall don't remember his puzzles and the fact that hardly anyone could solve them.
 
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