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ohline said:
babies poop on themselves.



fuck, we're getting raped with snow. if i lose power i'm going to fucking rage. i need computer usage because sometimes i visit websites that have videos of people making love.
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That they do.



Of all the most important reasons to have a computer I do believe those types of websites rank among the top.

Like when I didn't have a computer for 9 months and could only access the internet via a library, i really noticed the time I spend on the internet doing legitimate useful things is pretty disproportionate to some other uses.
 
RecklessWOT said:
That they do.



Of all the most important reasons to have a computer I do believe those types of websites rank among the top.

Like when I didn't have a computer for 9 months and could only access the internet via a library, i really noticed the time I spend on the internet doing legitimate useful things is pretty disproportionate to some other uses.
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pretty much.

OH, that reminds me. i was at the library the other day, and there was some morbidly obese dude using a fake profile (on fucking myspace) to chat up some suicide girl type chick. after every message he'd scan through her pictures over and over. he had his hand in his pocket the whole fucking time.

lolgross

jerkin' at the library? more likely than you think
 
ohline said:
OH, that reminds me. i was at the library the other day, and there was some morbidly obese dude using a fake profile (on fucking myspace) to chat up some suicide girl type chick. after every message he'd scan through her pictures over and over. he had his hand in his pocket the whole fucking time.
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I would have asked you out that day, but I figured you were too much of a snob.

And evidently I was right.
 
You probably didn't like the idea that they were telling you what to do...resisting authority even back in the womb ;)

And again, staying inside was probably your way of "fuck you!! You can't tell me what to do, I ain't leaving!!"


And definitely, if you weren't weaned until you were 3 then you had plenty of time to come to love and long for boooobies
 
Damn. Can't decide if I want to go cop right now. It's about an hour away and I know it will be snowing by the time I get back. I have 4wd but my tires are BALD. On the other hand if I don't go now I definitely won't be able to go tomorrow in the blizzard we're getting. At the same time, being stuck in the house all day with no work would be nice to have some dope. What to do, what to do.
 
^Go cop and drive super safely!

Did someone say....

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Boobies?
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BA, i came up with the PERFECT money making idea.


BLACK MARKET BREAST MILK!



dude, think about it, we just get a grip of females and impregnate them, guarantee them a cut of their breast milk profits and slang the hell out of their breast milk to stupid females with too much money. it would be the evolution of pimping.....instead of only getting weak ass money per nut we just fuck them ourselves and make endless income via black market breast milk.

you get the female, ill impregnate them and work on some breast milk connect. what do you say?
 
MemphisX3 said:
BA, i came up with the PERFECT money making idea.


BLACK MARKET BREAST MILK!



dude, think about it, we just get a grip of females and impregnate them, guarantee them a cut of their breast milk profits and slang the hell out of their breast milk to stupid females with too much money. it would be the evolution of pimping.....instead of only getting weak ass money per nut we just fuck them ourselves and make endless income via black market breast milk.

you get the female, ill impregnate them and work on some breast milk connect. what do you say?
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You did not come up with that idea on your own!! You're sort of trying to cash out on something that already exists. The fucking themselves part though, oddly enough, does not seem to exist yet, so you get some credit there.
 
purplefirefly said:
You did not come up with that idea on your own!! You're sort of trying to cash out on something that already exists.
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dude, there are no black market breast pimps out there. this is a genuine idea. there are no pimps out there with hoes trying to corner breast milk, IM THE FIRST.

sure there are a few folks out there slanging breast milk because they had a baby and whatever the fuck, but me MADAM, i am all about taking full advantage of kid crazy females and turning their crazy into profit. its a win/win situation. the girl gets her child, i get breast milk (which we now know equates into a ridiculous amount of cash).

AND THEN THE IDEA FOR THE FEMALES TO POP OUT 6 KIDS IN 5 YEARS AND INVEST IT!?!!?!?!!?!??!


dude come the fuck on. you know as well as i do no one is taking the black market breast milk to the level i would!
 
i could drive around town with a custom made icecream truck with a titty at the top and slang my breast milk out of that.


i could have a breast milk bank on the other side of town for the uppity folk


WE COULD GET BREAST MILK VENDING MACHINES.


omfg im a genius
 
You're something....that's for sure ;)

Are you sure you would want to leave such a rare and precious thing like breastmilk in a vending machine? You could get robbed pretty easily, especially since it's going to be so expensive. I think you need to rethink that idea.
 
Hot damn!

New computer screen background..yabaily..

Anyway..I'm confused about this black market breast milk thing..is this supposed to be like a beverage or something? I mean, if so, I think it would be easier to just use regular milk and mix it with something to make it a bit thicker. That would be more practical, right? It spares the nastiness of having to have sex with and impregnate actual women.
 
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