i didnt use to drink coffee either. sometime last winter i started, and it HAS to be the coffee from the gas station next to my office. FUCKING DELICIOUS. i won't drink any other types of coffee. FUCK STARBUCK'S.
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i didnt use to drink coffee either. sometime last winter i started, and it HAS to be the coffee from the gas station next to my office. FUCKING DELICIOUS. i won't drink any other types of coffee. FUCK STARBUCK'S. 
purplefirefly
Bluelight Crew
I absolutely love the smell of coffee but I just can't drink it. I can't stand caffeine, it leaves me feeling like a jittery mess.
So I guess I'll just spend my days huffing coffee lolgod damnit, is it so fucking hard to get high on christmas morning?
" hey dude i got your shot if you can cop today or tomorrow"
"i dunno junior we will have to see, i might get out today, if i do ill give you a call"
crazy nutbag 54 year old translation:
"as much as i would love to get high today my objection to helping anyone out for any reason far outreaches that desire to get high. if one of my equally as crazy friends happens to also want dope and pay for another shot i will give you a call because my greed outreaches my objection to help anyone out."
jesus syphilis loving christthis is the same guy that refused to SELL, YES SELL, me a joint when i am staring at his QP sitting in his freezer.
"i would man but i just dont have enough"
im asking for like .5 grams while dude has 114 grams in his fucking freezer. this dude would refuse to help jesus get down off the cross even if jesus guaranteed all the vices on earth and a one way trip to heaven.
:::kicks dirt and looks at the ground:::
"oh i dunno jesus, i might get out today, ill give you a call if i do."
unfuckig believable
purplefirefly
Bluelight Crew
That's rough dawg.
Maybe it's because I've never been an addict but I don't understand stingy drug users. What goes around coomes around, he'll get his for being such a bastard.
i wish Bill Brasky was my uncle.
ohline
Bluelighter
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god damnit ohline, did you not see that was an attempt to get you uber jealous and hop on a plane for an xmas morning BJ?
YOU FAIL AT SUCKING MEMPHI COCK
ohline
Bluelighter
yo yep
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ohline
Bluelighter
i'd totally give you a badass hug, if that helps.
ohline
Bluelighter
can't divulge the girl code, bro
dont ever ask me for a super silly high five.
Binge_Artist
Ex-Bluelighter
want to play kickball?
Binge_Artist
Ex-Bluelighter
DUDE!!
Now you're just being tasteless (though it is kinda funny trying to imagine her using the bathroom after that)...
in my defense, you know it would be a sexy encounter regardless of who is playing first.- Status
