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Mushrooms - First Time - Happy Tree Monsters

Cinder

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So last night, I did shrooms for the first time. I've done ecstasy, ketamine, marijuana, and nitrous oxide.

Okay, so I had planned to trip with my friends "Z" and "S". S Canceled on us and we almost didn't trip. But then we invited my friend "J" over and she wanted to trip. Z and J had both done shrooms before.

We tripped in my dad's house since he's out of town. He has a 3D big screen TV.

6:00 PM
We took our shrooms. I had just had my braces tightened, so I actually couldn't chew. I measured out 1.5 grams(I have a history of panic attacks, so I was being careful) and crushed it up and mixed it with lemonade. It looked, smelled, and tasted like puke. After gagging on it many times, I finally got it all down. J mixed about 2 grams into a microwave burrito while Z just ate his straight. J couldn't finish them because she hated the taste so much, so Z ate the rest. We predicted he took about 2.3 grams.

6:10
We go outside to smoke a bowl. I especially wanted to do this to prevent nausea.

6:20 We're still sitting outside shivering while we wait for Z to finish a cigarette. I start feeling a little "weird" The pattern of light on a pillar started to look really prominent and interesting. I start feeling REALLY stoned even though we only smoked a little bowl. When Z is done, we all go back inside and start decided what movie to watch. We ended up deciding on an IMAX movie about fish that was in 3D.

6:40
The TV is set up, but no one's ready to watch it. This is about where I started really feeling the affects. I started to see geometric patterns in my peripheral vision and I started to have strange thoughts. Z and I sat on the round piece of furniture that had wheels and rolled it around. I felt like I was on a sailboat.

7:00
Now I'm really starting to trip. I'm seeing trails and my fingers feel weird when I move them. At one point, when I was walking, I lost my balance and started to have involuntarily jerky movements. I walked very awkwardly up to Z and said "I'm a puppet!" And he couldn't stop laughing. I really did feel like a puppet, though. It felt like I was made of individual segments of wood.

7:20 everyone is watching the fish movie. The 3D ended up not being very good and mostly just made everything look double, so we switched it to normal TV. Shrek was on. I wanted to text a friend of mine, but I'd left my phone in the car. I got up and told my friends I had to go to my car. I walked outside and walked as straight as I could(not very straight. I still felt like a puppet so was having really jerky movements.) I stopped beside my car, which was parked next to a big tree that had orange leaves(for real orange from autumn) I started looking at the tree and just studying it. Suddenly, I realized it was alive! It looked I could see two arms and a head for every three branches that stuck out towards me. They looked so real. They had happy jack-o-lantern faces and I felt like they were welcoming me and that they were happy. I was smiling stupidly and staring at my tree, so when I broke the stare, I glanced around to make sure no one was watching me stare intently at a tree. After fumbling over the keys for a bit(I kept missing the lock) I managed to unlock my car and get my phone. I went back in and told my friends about the happy tree monster, and they thought it was pretty funny.

8:00
We decided to keep the lights off for a while. My friend Z is being loud, and me and J are getting annoyed with him. I finally decide to look at my phone. There's a message on it. I could read it, but I didn't understand it. I could read all the words, but it might as well have been an alien language, because I just couldn't understand what it was telling me. As I was staring at my phone, I kept seeing people in my peripheral vision. Everytime I looked at my phone, I would see a woman in the edge of my vision walk up and take something from the desk beside me. I could tell it wasn't real(I had a similar thing happen to me after rolling on taking a really strong molly and then taking another later. I chinese guy came and brought me soup. It only happened in the dark, though) My friend Z came over to me, and I told him about the people coming to take things from the desk. We both had a really intense laughing fit where we just couldn't stop. Then he reached his hand in front of my phone as if to take it. I kept seeing him do this, but he only did it once. I was so confused at this point. I was at my peak. I kept asking him "Did you just do that?" and laughing. I really thought he was reaching for my phone like, every two seconds, but he only did it once.

8:10
I decided to see what would happen if I closed my eyes. I closed my eyes and saw nothing at first, and was disappointed. Then I saw some weird stuff. I saw these clown people that were dressed in black and white. The clothes were white and had black faces on them. They were sitting at a table that was green in some places and had the same white with black faces pattern. I watched for a while, but then got bored and opened my eyes.

8:20
It was dark. We had the lights off and I couldn't see. But I couldn't process the idea of not being able to see. It didn't even cross my mind that I couldn't see very well. I kept asking Z where he was and saying "I can't figure out where you are. Why can't I figure out where you guys are?" Finally, after about 10 minutes of struggling to understand why I was having so much trouble figuring out where things were, J said "I need to turn the light on real quick. I can't see and need to find my phone charger." and I realized why. I looked at Z with a look of amazement and understanding. "I couldn't see! I get it now." I was so amazed by the fact I couldn't see. We turned on the lights and I saw more geometrical patterns.

8:40
I get bored of watching Shrek, so decide to get on the computer and listen to music. I was actually trying to write a trip report on here, but I couldn't understand the key board well enough, so I gave up. I went onto youtube and simply searched "trippy" and found some slideshows of trippy pictures that sent me into deep thought. Some of the things I saw were just amazing and really made me think.

9:00
I lose my peak. I'm sort of disappointed because J said it wasn't going to stop anytime soon. I shrug it off, though, and just decide to enjoy what's left. At this point, I could see things shivering and swaying a little, but no people coming to take things form the desk and no happy tree monsters. We decide to go outside a smoke a bowl. I'm hoping it'll bring my peak back a little, but it doesn't. We go outside, and I'm shivering so much that I can barely hold the lighter still enough to keep the flame from going out. After we smoke, I wished I hadn't. It made the body high too uncomfortable. I felt really really heavy and lazy and way too tingly. It didn't do much else, though.

10:30
I just spent from 9-10:30 looking at pictures, listening to music, and just thinking. My head felt pretty clear at this point, and my pupils were no longer dilated. I felt satisfied and tired, and could still see things shivering and moving around.

I had fallen asleep watching The Golden Compass by about 11:00 I think.

All in all, I was glad I did it. I was pretty nervous at first, and I almost backed out because of the horrible lemonade-crushed shroom mixture that smelled like puke, but I'm glad I went through with it. It was an interesting experience, and something I plan to do again some time.

Next time, though, I think I want 2 grams and I want to watch Scott Pilgrim vs. The World. =P The happy tree monster made me pretty happy, though. I really want to go camping and shroom.
 
aw man that was an awesome report, i guess a key thing to do is be in the proper mind set prior to tripping.
 
I dont want to sound like a twat here, but you should go out and have a real trip, ie. dont waste it by watching childish films.

Go into a forest, camp with friends, a fire.
Go to a beach.

Im glad u had a good time though :)

But connect with reality and you will experience so much more of what The Mushroom can offer. I realise how much of an arrogant wank that makes me sound, man!
 
Nah, man, I know what you mean. I can't go to a beach because I live in a desert. xP But I think I know where I want to go next time.
 
That sounds great man...I had a dream about the desert the other night and it left me with a mad craving to go there to trip on the san ppedro ive been growing for a couple years, but im miles away from a desert.

We got some amazingly beautiful scenery here (live not too far away from where Loch Ness Monster resides) but its all much and such the same that ive seen daily for the past 10 years.
 
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