Mullet Haikus (not of my creation)

[Mr. Sticky]

Shampoo stings my eyes,
I will never feel that twice:
slick hair smells like gas.
O! Squirrel brother,
Your tail, my hair. We are one.
Yet I must eat you.
I liked that foreign
legion movie so much, I
grew me one them hats.
Brown edged tank top sticks
to my white clumpy armpits.
Somehow I get laid.
Flowing down the back
helps to keep mind closed, hate
released by short top.
My hair is slammin'
like Stone Cold. Can I get a Hell
yeah? Hell yeah. Hell yeah.
This super cool hair
and a bucket of chicken:
what more could I want?
my slick snakeskin boots
my silk shirt with rooster prints
always colored jeans
Lynyrd Skynyrd didn't
win no spelling bees. Who cares?
They rock the trailer.
Razor set to one.
Do front and sides and then stop.
Reaffirm my style.
Metallica is
for first graders. Nothing rocks
harder than Winger.
Dogs urinate where
they so choose. And so do I.
Red and blue lights flash.
Teen runaway,
hate my dad. Yet I am one.
Fly, thunderbird, fly.
Ponytails are for wimps.
But if you let that hair loose,
you are my brother.
New white tank top tucks
neatly into tight black jeans:
redneck romeo.
Short like your schooling,
long like your prison sentence:
the penal haircut.
Bald on the top and
long on the back. Behold my
glorious skullet.
My mullet and me
like to climb up a tree. We're
the best friends that could be.
Dad likes my mullet.
The nurse calls it a critter
carpet. My head breeds.
One day I will dip
and race cars. Until then I
ride my bike, chew gum.
With long hair in place
how else can I rebel? Hand
me the bong, uncle.
Under the Christmas
tree: tight black jeans and a comb.
I've been extra good!
Short for dad. Long for
the daughter mom always wanted.
Everyone's happy.

 

[plazma]

*ROTFL*
That's brilliant, that had me in stitches!!!

-plaz out-
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[ C E N S O R E D ]

 

[drea]

business in the front, party in the back!
*fires up the camaro*
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life is pain, buttercup...anyone who tells you otherwise is selling something.

 

[~*JungleFaerie*~]

bwahahahahahahaha
thanks for finding those for us

 

[alykitty]

Fucking, you!!!!

 

[yakksoho]

fukin hilarious dude!!
as a long time advocate of the mullet i totally salute you.
BUTTROCK!!

 

[psyd]

I've been seeing these Jerry curl mullets lately on white people (Not Jheri if you're a white guy it be Jerry?!) or at least one that comes to mind on multiple occasions same place same time maybe I should go for that when I get a haircut tomorrow have her leave the back long grow it out