Mr. Cotton Mouth

[SpanoonapS]

let me preface this with the following: I am high as a georgia pine right now.

Dear Mr. Cotton Mouth,
Please go away sir, come back another day perhaps. Actually, don't come back at all, my mouth feels like I just gave 10 saltine crackers a blow job. I can't even feel my tongue, it sucks, when I try to whistle dust comes out. I am spitting air, it's not fair, leave me alone and stop raping my mouth with your dry old dick. I hope you see the error of your ways and finally leave me alone.

Sincerely,
The Management

 

[Zzyzx]

Milk is very effective to reduce dry mouth. Else you need flavour like chewing gum or candy to get the saliva pumping

 

[mello]

my mouth feels like I just gave 10 saltine crackers a blow job.....

Sincerely,
The Management

lol

Milk is very effective to reduce dry mouth. Else you need flavour like chewing gum or candy to get the saliva pumping

chewing gum or candy definilty help, gotta give milk a try next time

 

[blode]

Milk man, milk is all the rage. If you have no milk or don't milk, try yoghurt or mineral water. They are also quite good for cotton mouth.

 

[yourlife_befree]

Vitamin Water does good too
& any juicy fruit will cure cotton mouth

 

[Cornishman]

You can buy special 'dry mouth' gel from the chemists.

 

[SpanoonapS]

milk is god, thanks

 

[Ason Unique]

Yeah I hate when I'm rolling an el after already smoking one, gotta try real hard to get spit to seal it.

 

[Devo93]

my mouth feels like i just gave 10 saltine crackers a blow job. I can't even feel my tongue, it sucks, when i try to whistle dust comes out. I am spitting air, it's not fair, leave me alone and stop raping my mouth with your dry old dick.

lol

 

[chairmanma084]

water?

 

[SpanoonapS]

water?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzfuqbOEqnU

 

[Sega420]

thats the best description of kotton mouth ive ever read