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Most embarassing sexual moment on drugs?

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I just posted in "drugs that make you horny" and I decided to make this thread.

I have another story when I get the chance.

Don't be shy it is only your virtual identity at stake.

Leave your egos at the door.
 
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This wasn't so much on drugs but rather in the aftermath. While in the midst of opiate WD I came five times within a couple minute span whilst fucking my then girlfriend. It was early on in my dope friending career and I thought maybe the heroin had broken my release valve or something. Slightly mortified but my woman was cracking up, covered in my nut.
 
I was having a cocaine induced fuck fest and while being rode reverse cowgirl I got shit on. I'm guessing on of the fillers was baby laxative, although it didnt give me the shits. I was pretty grossed out tho, my schlong went instalimp..
 
For my first story read the above mentioned post. I will now relate a story that happened to a friend of mine before I eventually get to another story of mine. It was Christmas time and this friend we will call Rudolph went out and partied on mdma. He came home and decided to surprise his girlfriend so he strips down throws on some reindeer antlers, a clown nose and straps a Christmas sock on his cock. He traipses in the room and pops "I'm a Model" by Right Said Fred into the CD player and flips on the revolving party light for added effect. He starts doing his stripper shuffle around the room and goes in for the kill. With cat like reflexes he jumps into bed and starts dry humping his yule tide log against the body under the sheets, when he hears a manly yell as his girlfriends brother pops out from under the cover and looks at the crazy naked reindeer that has just sexually assaulted him.

He didn't know that the girls family had just gotten in town and he had to spend the rest of Christmas with her 14yr old brother and family. No one ever said anything about the incident.
 
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god, once on day 4 of a meth binge as my boyfriend and i were coming down, when things were getting weird, we were fucking after watchin south park all day, and while south park was still playing, he said "oh my god cartman harder" at first i pulled out and got pissed, then i realized, there can't be someone named cartman in my town without me knowing

he said he didn't know what was going on, and was half asleep, i had a good laugh, then a bongload, and fell asleep.
 
one time I picked up this drunk girl I had hooked up with in the past to hook up again but she had just hit me up out of nowhere, and before this I had done Adderall a few hours ago AND I had masturbated while high and speeding. AND, to make it worse, I had just masturbated like 30 minutes before she hit me up, and I remember thinking - fuck, I've already fapped off while on Adderall, there's NO WAY I can get hard for more than a minute now, even with as young as I was when this happened. But I was also speeding so I acted like I could do anything - I picked her up and got some new condoms and...yeah, the whole sex was a failure that night - I told her the truth but it was pretty awkward since she didn't know I was into speed shit. That's the only 1 night stand I haven't come through on
 
Years ago I decided to try the club scene again with a DJ friend of mine. He tells me he can get some Molly. "So what" I think to myself. "I don't want anything to do with this girl named molly or any other slut you have on tap." So he goes outside and meets this scraggly looking scruff and hands him money. "Damn is he buying a prostitute and what kind of pimp is that? I bet a stiff wind could blow this guy over." My friend comes back over and shoves some powder in my face.

I ask him why he just got cocaine and what this has to do with this chick named Molly? He looks at me like I have just committed an egregious fax pas and repeats " molly, you know MDMA. This is how it comes now and it's called molly." At this point I realize in the 10yrs since I have taken MDMA a lot of things had changed. It had been a decade since I had indulged in this substance so I jumped at the chance to take it again. I drop it and sit down waiting for the come up. It hits me with a ton of bricks and I wonder around listening to the set talking out my ass to random people I have never met and will likely never see again.

We meet up at the bar and are about to leave when this blonde girl grabs me by the arm and says "Would you like to go home with me?" At this point..... On this drug I would have probably had sex with the hand dryer in the bathroom if Propositioned but she looked good. So I was out the door before the hand dryer could ask. Me and blondie get in the car. It is at this time I see how truly drunk this chick is. She is absolutely smashed, mumbling semi coherent sentences and weaving and bobbing in my car with every turn. She directs me to a gas station and where I am thrown a 20 and instructed to purchase "cheap wine and condoms".

Ever the consummate gentleman I oblige the request. I get back in the car and she looks at me with drunken lazy eyes and puckers her lips. I think she wants a kiss so I lean forward when she suddenly motor boats in my face and extends her hand and pointer finger to tap me on the nose. I sit in disbelief as it occurs to me that this might be going down hill fast. I picture the hand dryer....... Then look at her.... Again the hand dryer....Then her. I slam the gear in reverse and we are on our way to her apartment.

Despite her best attempts to sabotage the mission with drunken misdirection we make it to her place. She stumbles out of my car with the wine bottle glued to her hand, while haphazardly digging in her purse for her keys with the other. She grunts as she tells me " I don't have my keys." I roll my eyes in disappointment but before I can suggest my compact car she already has the window open and has flopped inside with all the grace of a train hopping hobo. She reaches outside grabbing me by my collar and drags me inside knocking over her T.V. and sending half a dozen cats flying in all directions.

We make it to her room, where she tears off her clothes slinging them in every direction knocking over the lamp in the process. She tries to do the sexy come hither with her finger but she is motioning over the coat hanger. I think "What the hell, the coat hanger couldn't possibly be better than I am." So I rip off my clothes and jump into bed. She flips me over, straddles me and starts to rock. O.K. not to bad so far but before I can even get the thought out she makes like the exorcist rolling her head over while puking on my chest. I recoil and try to escape from her scissor lock but she is not letting go. She gulps down the remnants of what wasn't deposited on me and screams as tears pour from her eyes "No Bobby you asshole, why did you do this to me." I have no idea who this Bobby is nor do I know why he is causing her to beat on my chest and smear what appears to be some kind of pasta across my naked body.

I somehow make it out from under her and gather my clothes. I don't even put them on as I bolt towards the door. "Damn! fuck! this door is really locked. How do you open this piece of shit." I think as I hear a banshees scream echoing from her bedroom. I desperately grab at the handle and twist a myriad of locks. A roar and thunderous feet are coming down the hall. I look back just in time to see the wine bottle passing my head, smashing into the door and sending glass shards across my face. I quickly turn and dive out the window rolling straight into a run towards my car. I get in just as the door to the apartment opens. I start the car and just as quickly as I put the car in gear to start this encounter I back out of it. I drive off in a blaze as I hear the fading barely audible screech of "You had a limp dick anyways."

I let out a deep sigh as I make my way back to the club, where my friend is waiting. I wipe myself off. Put on my clothes and I start to go inside, when it occurs to me that something about this drug is a bit off. I see my friend but decide to with hold the gory details of my Parisian encounter with the beast. Instead allowing him to believe all the sordid pictures he had planted in his mind, that were causing him to gesticulate wildly and fist bump my hand. I ask him about this molly and told him that it feels different than MDMA. At a party later that night I see the dealer and tell him all about this "cat" plant that I keep hearing about and weird MDMA like chemicals. He admits that I had taken Mephedrone......................... So I got puked on and got to try a new drug. I guess I should have fucked the hand dryer.
 
That shits fucking wild^
and daaayyymmmm to the brotha gettin shit on lol

Had lots of family walkins with my present girl and got a lil dirty when I was hittin it back door all faded which was nasty.
Thats all I got this threads gnarly

Oh yeah One time I was shitty with this chick about to hit it and her pussy stunk so bad I almost ralphed, i pulled the chute on that one and got outta there.
 
yo may as well give a better story while I'm thinking about this shit.

a few years ago was on an Adderall all-nighter (not a binge though) just looking around horny on the internet when I hit up this girl who's online at 4-5 AM. We hit it off, exchange numbers, and start texting (or sexting, whatever) about all the nasty shit I want to do to her...only problem was she lived 5 hours away. But, fuck it, I was speeding and in college and it was a Thursday so I said, yeah, I'll meet you up at this club she knew tonight and just make a long weekend out of it.

I fell asleep after I talked to her, got up in the afternoon and after an hour or two head on over to this place 5 hours away just to get my fuck on. On the way there, I smoke some weed and pop a Vyvanse about 30 min. before I get to this club. We get back to her place and it literally takes me 2-3 hours to get my dick hard enough to fuck (this is the embarrassing part - I had to keep coming up with these fucked up excuses for why my dick was soft after having driven out 5 fucking hours). But holy shit cuz after I got hard I fucked her for a whole 2 hours, I am not exaggerating and I had this clock to look at right outside her bedroom. after, she could just barely walk the next day - it actually looked like a struggle for her - and it prolly didn't help I fucked her in the ass too..

Anyway, the whole weekend was the same shit - for four days I took a little bit of speed (like, a 20 mg Adderall pill here and there) and fucked this girl's brain out, everywhere we could in the apartment...the other most memorable time was when I had just taken some Adderall before getting lunch with her, we get back to the spot, are watching 'King of the Hill' 1st season on DVD and I just start fucking her asshole in a speed frenzy on this little ass couch-piece right by the TV.

The only awkward thing was that this was basically a four day 1-night stand for me to get my rocks off so after fucking 5 or 6 times we started making out a lot more and she was talking up a serious relationship. And after the first night I realized she didn't look as good without the makeup but I wasn't going to stop fucking her just because of that...we tried to talk some after I got back but with the distance and everything I never really tried and she gave up after a few weeks.

Just sharing this cuz this was the most successful sex fling I had while doing speed - somehow the lust overpowered the speed making my dick limp - and I just fucked this girl so aggressively, I actually felt kind of bad about it, it was about the closest you could get to violence through completely traditional sex, with no bondage or kinky shit
 
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Dunno, most drugs at first appear to offer only benefits in terms of sexual performance. Amps you can fuk forever without orgasm and at least 4 times if you do finish up (lots for me), never had the erection stim dick issue beyond 12 hours however it does loose its gusto faster then usual but you just goto keep going and its all good. MDMA? Just cuddle. Alcohol, delays orgasm and increases confidence so that worked for me. Opiates apparently work well, not sure myself.

Worst for me is usually jerking off for 16 hours straight on meth and breaking yourself and feeling shit. Skin loss on hands, dehydration, sweat, aches, desperation when things stop working correctly and money spent on pr0n, which i dont usually pay for or download etc.

I think my gran walked in on my once but that could have been a hallucination, or some kind of sick twisted meth fantasy. Additionally i am sure other people in the house notice you locked away in your room lying in bed (on your laptop "working") for a really long time and for some reason your room is way warmer then the rest of the house, it sticks like sweat, sex and whatever scented lubrication is on hand at the time (Vasaline, cream, cooking oil, shampoo, everything is an option when skin starts falling off)

Had iI the opportunity to use meth with a real woman for real sex, i think it would go badly after the first hour. You tend to overfocus and get lost in a specific routine, zone out. Im sure you could probably hurt her, scare her or get arrested. Alternatively if all goes well you could be the best shes ever had. The guy who lasted 16 hours. You will become legend.
 
My first time taking MDMA I could not for the life of me get it up, no matter what I tried. After 20 minutes of not even getting a semi, we went to bed. Since then they won't talk to me. :(
 
That's MDMA for you. I find it much easier to get an erection once I'm beginning to come down.
 
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yo may as well give a better story while I'm thinking about this shit.

a few years ago was on an Adderall all-nighter (not a binge though) just looking around horny on the internet when I hit up this girl who's online at 4-5 AM. We hit it off, exchange numbers, and start texting (or sexting, whatever) about all the nasty shit I want to do to her...only problem was she lived 5 hours away. But, fuck it, I was speeding and in college and it was a Thursday so I said, yeah, I'll meet you up at this club she knew tonight and just make a long weekend out of it.

I fell asleep after I talked to her, got up in the afternoon and after an hour or two head on over to this place 5 hours away just to get my fuck on. On the way there, I smoke some weed and pop a Vyvanse about 30 min. before I get to this club. We get back to her place and it literally takes me 2-3 hours to get my dick hard enough to fuck (this is the embarrassing part - I had to keep coming up with these fucked up excuses for why my dick was soft after having driven out 5 fucking hours). But holy shit cuz after I got hard I fucked her for a whole 2 hours, I am not exaggerating and I had this clock to look at right outside her bedroom. after, she could just barely walk the next day - it actually looked like a struggle for her - and it prolly didn't help I fucked her in the ass too..

Anyway, the whole weekend was the same shit - for four days I took a little bit of speed (like, a 20 mg Adderall pill here and there) and fucked this girl's brain out, everywhere we could in the apartment...the other most memorable time was when I had just taken some Adderall before getting lunch with her, we get back to the spot, are watching 'King of the Hill' 1st season on DVD and I just start fucking her asshole in a speed frenzy on this little ass couch-piece right by the TV.

The only awkward thing was that this was basically a four day 1-night stand for me to get my rocks off so after fucking 5 or 6 times we started making out a lot more and she was talking up a serious relationship. And after the first night I realized she didn't look as good without the makeup but I wasn't going to stop fucking her just because of that...we tried to talk some after I got back but with the distance and everything I never really tried and she gave up after a few weeks.

Just sharing this cuz this was the most successful sex fling I had while doing speed - somehow the lust overpowered the speed making my dick limp - and I just fucked this girl so aggressively, I actually felt kind of bad about it, it was about the closest you could get to violence through completely traditional sex, with no bondage or kinky shit
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Atta boy get it in!

And to the mdma shit they some squares if they wouldnt talk to you again after that.
its the nature of the drug and shit happens
 
I use to go out with this girl a few years back. When mephedrone and MDPV and the like were all legal in UK and Ireland. She had forget to mention the fact she was epileptic.
We were out driving one night, on a few bumps MDPV. We pull down some country lane, redose a bump each and start at it like two wild animals.....

Let me tell you, epileptics and MDPV DONT MIX. I'm just so glad we were fucking, I dread to think what would have happened had she been giving me a blowjob.
 
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