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Most awkward moments when high

uh fuck i'm pretty awkward sober so as crazy as it might sound, damn near every social situation where i'm put on the spot i manage to turn it into one of the most awkward moments ever. sometimes i'll get such horrible cotton mouth that i have trouble pronouncing certain words. "certain" would be one of those words. anyways i'll hear myself and try to correct myself but instead the majority of the time i'll fuck it up even worse, stop halfway through try it again.. and so on. all the while the person i'm talking to, or babbling at(however you put it) is staring at me like i'm the dumbest motherfucker theyve come across in all of their life. swear to god normally i don't stutter but put some THC in me, toss in some social anxiety and i'll be speaking with a chinese accent so thick you can't understand a word i'm saying.

probably the most awkward time that i can think of tho is when i just got back to the jobsite after lunch, freshly blazed off of 3 bowls, and one of my co workers calls me out in front of the whole crew about not only one of my fuck ups but as well as my lunch time activities. i stood there with my eyes sealed shut, searching desperately for a response while everyone else sat and stared at me.
 
Mafioso said:
uh fuck i'm pretty awkward sober so as crazy as it might sound, damn near every social situation where i'm put on the spot i manage to turn it into one of the most awkward moments ever. sometimes i'll get such horrible cotton mouth that i have trouble pronouncing certain words. "certain" would be one of those words. anyways i'll hear myself and try to correct myself but instead the majority of the time i'll fuck it up even worse, stop halfway through try it again.. and so on. all the while the person i'm talking to, or babbling at(however you put it) is staring at me like i'm the dumbest motherfucker theyve come across in all of their life. swear to god normally i don't stutter but put some THC in me, toss in some social anxiety and i'll be speaking with a chinese accent so thick you can't understand a word i'm saying.

probably the most awkward time that i can think of tho is when i just got back to the jobsite after lunch, freshly blazed off of 3 bowls, and one of my co workers calls me out in front of the whole crew about not only one of my fuck ups but as well as my lunch time activities. i stood there with my eyes sealed shut, searching desperately for a response while everyone else sat and stared at me.
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Now THIS is awkward. Felt embarrassed just reading it.
 
Me and my buddy were cruisin and blazin. Hot boxing the car on some lemon skunk. and we decide to get burger king. Hes got this shirt on that has a ginger bread man on it and reads "I'm so baked". anyways we pull up to the window, car hass to reek. and this old lady at the window sees his ginger bread man and says "whats that say?" Hes like "uhhhh Im so baked." she goes "oh. okay." hands us our food and we drive off. Im pretty sure she didn't realize he was referring to the shirt haha definitely the most awkward stoned moment
 
Mafioso said:
uh fuck i'm pretty awkward sober so as crazy as it might sound, damn near every social situation where i'm put on the spot i manage to turn it into one of the most awkward moments ever. sometimes i'll get such horrible cotton mouth that i have trouble pronouncing certain words. "certain" would be one of those words. anyways i'll hear myself and try to correct myself but instead the majority of the time i'll fuck it up even worse, stop halfway through try it again.. and so on. all the while the person i'm talking to, or babbling at(however you put it) is staring at me like i'm the dumbest motherfucker theyve come across in all of their life. swear to god normally i don't stutter but put some THC in me, toss in some social anxiety and i'll be speaking with a chinese accent so thick you can't understand a word i'm saying.

probably the most awkward time that i can think of tho is when i just got back to the jobsite after lunch, freshly blazed off of 3 bowls, and one of my co workers calls me out in front of the whole crew about not only one of my fuck ups but as well as my lunch time activities. i stood there with my eyes sealed shut, searching desperately for a response while everyone else sat and stared at me.
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I woulda just said sorry I fucked up on the job and then get back to work. I used to be like that too where every fuckin word feels hard to say and sentences are like a journey. Though for some strange reason one time I just said fuck it and stoped caring so when Im at parties now I just dont worry about shit all, ill smoke and smoke and just chill and not worry about the quitness sometimes and just have fun you know.
 
I seem to play off awkward moments though, if someone puts me on the spot I usually laugh about it rather than sitting there speechless, if you don't say anything then you make yourself look like a puss cake.
 
Most awkward was in back of the Walmart parking lot one guy was super paranoid because a) it was his first time (his idea btw and was sober) b) it made it feel kinda sketchy. Later that night on a snack run, another guy got so baked he tryed to climb in the ice cream freezer looked really wiers and felt the same.
 
In my youth, my Mom would ALWAYS know when I was high. I wasn't comfortable being around authority figures while stoned at that point so I had several "tells". The junkfood test was her favorite. She would study me when I got home, then ask if I was hungry. Of course I said yes, so she would start piling massive amounts of crap onto the dining room table. I mean, literally cleaning out the entire pantry and placing it in front of me. It would freak me out something fierce because she kept a straight face and acted like it was normal. Ahhh, youth... :)
 
I've had tons and tons and tons of awkward moments while stoned. It never use to happen but dunno, guess for most heavy users after a while weed becomes more anxiogenic ( especially when you use other drugs )
To be honest i have had so many awkward moments that i cannot even name a top one. I have been caught by my parents countless times while coming home blitzed out of my mind and having a father son conversation with my very strict dad, who mad dogs me sometimes while im high.

A super awkward moment was when i went to class blitzed out of my mind with my friend. We hot box 2 joints and walk into the class 20 min. late. That day happened to be the day people were doing presentations for their book report which me and my friend didn't do. We just walked in, all heads turned towards us and you know i did the wobble walk over to my desk.
After watching all the presentations my professor walks up to us as we are walking out the class.
She basically stands in the way of my arm opening the door and stays there, so i am staring up close to her while holding the door in an awkward stoned fashion.

She asks whats up with our reports and such, and we just tell her we aren't doing it and we accept the loss of points. She happened to be pretty nice, but still just the distance we were at and the position i was standing at was SUPER awkward for me.
I am one of those people who can get awkward very fast when i am very high. Wish it was like the old days where weed made me confident, out going, and i could even talk to girls i'm interested in while blitzed.
 
F1n1shed said:
I've had tons and tons and tons of awkward moments while stoned. It never use to happen but dunno, guess for most heavy users after a while weed becomes more anxiogenic ( especially when you use other drugs )
To be honest i have had so many awkward moments that i cannot even name a top one. I have been caught by my parents countless times while coming home blitzed out of my mind and having a father son conversation with my very strict dad, who mad dogs me sometimes while im high.

A super awkward moment was when i went to class blitzed out of my mind with my friend. We hot box 2 joints and walk into the class 20 min. late. That day happened to be the day people were doing presentations for their book report which me and my friend didn't do. We just walked in, all heads turned towards us and you know i did the wobble walk over to my desk.
After watching all the presentations my professor walks up to us as we are walking out the class.
She basically stands in the way of my arm opening the door and stays there, so i am staring up close to her while holding the door in an awkward stoned fashion.

She asks whats up with our reports and such, and we just tell her we aren't doing it and we accept the loss of points. She happened to be pretty nice, but still just the distance we were at and the position i was standing at was SUPER awkward for me.
I am one of those people who can get awkward very fast when i am very high. Wish it was like the old days where weed made me confident, out going, and i could even talk to girls i'm interested in while blitzed.
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Ugh i HATE when people i don't know personally get close to me when i'm high. first off it triggers my paranoia, that they know im high ( i mean they do but whatever) and second i just like my personal space lmao.
 
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