In the end you pay for it.
I was thirty when I had my first child; a sentence like a Spanish olive. The father, Salvatore
Jimenez, was a worthless two timing yellow-bellied small time gambler. I guess that's why I
killed him.
Needless to say, he wasn't too pleased.
I did it with a shovel: first I slammed it over his head, then sliced at his neck. I had to admit
I enjoyed the experience, which was thrillingly bloody and invigorating. I decided that I would
make a living at it. I still had my looks; the few times I found myself in a bar I was hit on at
a rate respectable even for a younger woman. So, there it was: I would lure the men to my place,
give em the old slice and dice approach, and take their cash value. I would deal exclusively with
the married. They would be less likely to go about informing everyone they knew of their planned
whereabouts at night. I would look for the type that would tell their wives they were going for a
walk; you know, the chubby white collar ones. I chortle at the thought of their wife's anxiety
and then despair when their fat lover husbands fail to return from taking the air.
Oh dear-have I made you think I am a horrible horrible person?
Please don't; nothing could be further from the truth. I have donated to Red Cross and Amnesty
International. Maybe one day I can get a replacement boob.
By the way I am a waitress. Getting a replacement boob is very important in my line of work. I
spilled hot coffee on someone once, a fat ugly woman with warts. She screamed like a pig but
nothing came of it. I apologized and she actually gave me a tip. It wasn't much, but then it was
more than I expected.
Am I still making sense? What terror. I will stop now
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My peanut butter is the best
Puts all the others to the test
Gives you crunch and cream each time
Costs two fat dollars plus a dime
Drinking Beer is lots of fun
If you're less than twenty one
If you're not you will soon find
Drinking beer will make you blind
Once you're blind you find quite soon
You get real wet in a monsoon
If you're wet you are a bitch
I'll suck your pussy till you twitch
I'll satisfy your every "itch"
Till you and me go to get hitched
As my wedded wife and bride
You will not lie there on your side
You'll give me head each fucking day
Unlike a whore you'll get no pay
When your throat gets full of come
I'll get myself another one
I like to drive Mercedes Benz
And be the envy of my friends
320 I kompressor's nice
Puts all the other cars on ice
My name is Walter and I'm cool
Beside me all you fucks are fools
I am a hacker, an elite
If there is an impressive feat
You can bet I was behind it
The FBI site? I have signed it
The CIA page? Sixty nined it
Evidence? They just won't find it
I like my bitches on both arms
Strong Walt will keep them from all harm
I like a couple on my dick
One to suck while the other licks
I like my guns big fast and many
I shoot the Lincolns off new pennies.
Oh, did I somehow omit to say
How good your mom was the other day?
She had me going up and down
Not only that but all around
Too bad of course the way she died
Exploding from my come inside
But, well, that's life, as they all say
Another bitch, another day
Keeping in mind that all things break
The valedictorian urged his future plans on us.
I was thirty when I had my first child; a sentence like a Spanish olive. The father, Salvatore
Jimenez, was a worthless two timing yellow-bellied small time gambler. I guess that's why I
killed him.
Needless to say, he wasn't too pleased.
I did it with a shovel: first I slammed it over his head, then sliced at his neck. I had to admit
I enjoyed the experience, which was thrillingly bloody and invigorating. I decided that I would
make a living at it. I still had my looks; the few times I found myself in a bar I was hit on at
a rate respectable even for a younger woman. So, there it was: I would lure the men to my place,
give em the old slice and dice approach, and take their cash value. I would deal exclusively with
the married. They would be less likely to go about informing everyone they knew of their planned
whereabouts at night. I would look for the type that would tell their wives they were going for a
walk; you know, the chubby white collar ones. I chortle at the thought of their wife's anxiety
and then despair when their fat lover husbands fail to return from taking the air.
Oh dear-have I made you think I am a horrible horrible person?
Please don't; nothing could be further from the truth. I have donated to Red Cross and Amnesty
International. Maybe one day I can get a replacement boob.
By the way I am a waitress. Getting a replacement boob is very important in my line of work. I
spilled hot coffee on someone once, a fat ugly woman with warts. She screamed like a pig but
nothing came of it. I apologized and she actually gave me a tip. It wasn't much, but then it was
more than I expected.
Am I still making sense? What terror. I will stop now
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My peanut butter is the best
Puts all the others to the test
Gives you crunch and cream each time
Costs two fat dollars plus a dime
Drinking Beer is lots of fun
If you're less than twenty one
If you're not you will soon find
Drinking beer will make you blind
Once you're blind you find quite soon
You get real wet in a monsoon
If you're wet you are a bitch
I'll suck your pussy till you twitch
I'll satisfy your every "itch"
Till you and me go to get hitched
As my wedded wife and bride
You will not lie there on your side
You'll give me head each fucking day
Unlike a whore you'll get no pay
When your throat gets full of come
I'll get myself another one
I like to drive Mercedes Benz
And be the envy of my friends
320 I kompressor's nice
Puts all the other cars on ice
My name is Walter and I'm cool
Beside me all you fucks are fools
I am a hacker, an elite
If there is an impressive feat
You can bet I was behind it
The FBI site? I have signed it
The CIA page? Sixty nined it
Evidence? They just won't find it
I like my bitches on both arms
Strong Walt will keep them from all harm
I like a couple on my dick
One to suck while the other licks
I like my guns big fast and many
I shoot the Lincolns off new pennies.
Oh, did I somehow omit to say
How good your mom was the other day?
She had me going up and down
Not only that but all around
Too bad of course the way she died
Exploding from my come inside
But, well, that's life, as they all say
Another bitch, another day
Keeping in mind that all things break
The valedictorian urged his future plans on us.