mexxy! lets hear your story? good or bad

[Shambles]

Notice that most are bemoaning the unavailabilty of mexy since the ban - and rightly so - but was wondering if anyone's sampled any from overseas sources yet. Is still widely available for those not hugely arsed with legality but haven't bothered meself yet due to concerns about quality. There's no reason why reliable and trusted overseas vendors with longstanding good reputations for high standards should have shonky quality MXE but am still wary due to the number of overseas vendors who were selling anything white and powdery they had to hand as MXE when the real stuff was still exclusive to the vendors who initially created it. I suppose I'd just have to stick to snorting or plugging it from now on cos IM'ing chems you're not sure of is probably less than wise. Will sorely miss the IM route though

ffs do i really have to moderate / translate that?

you better be no sourcing or dealin in welsh ya fish

I cannot tell a lie, Kate. There may be a bit of lavabread-based sauciness buried in there somewhere amongst the sheep-shagging and other traditional Welsh hobbies mentioned. Dunno if I could technically be accused of dealing in national treasure's nob-parts but think I'm just about within the BLUA. Your call

EDIT: Nice double-whammy translation job, Marmz

PS: 'Bellend' is one of my all-time fave words

 

[sockpuppet]

Tom Jones' bellend

^
This was the point at which I lost it and sprayed the screen with herb smoke and flecks of lung....

 

[Shambles]

I can but apologise to your poor belungchunked screen, Mr Socky

Must admit "lavabread oddi ar Tom Jones' bellend" is definitely the bit to be proud of. No translation required to reduce me to fits of giggles there. Have a decidedly unpleasant mental representation of the apparent oddness of Tom Jones' beefheart and it's striking similarity to seaweed-based Welsh "delicacies" :D

Tom Jones' cock 'n' balls, yesterday...

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PS: Before anyone else points it out, yes I did spell laverbread wrong

 

[mydrugbuddy]

Peidiwch â phoeni am eich wallau iaith Gymraeg mân, Mr Grim. Yr oedd yn eithaf sylweddol well na'r Gymraeg yn fy. Rwy'n byw mewn yma yn y cymoedd lle mae'r Gymraeg yn dal i fod yn iaith gyntaf ar gyfer rhan fwyaf o bobl a dweud y gwir mae'n dal i fod yr holl Groeg i mi hyd yn oed ar ôl yr holl flynyddoedd. Cunt o iaith i ddysgu Cymraeg felly yn ddryslyd 'y' gyda'ch 'i' yn sicr ddigon agos i hawlio cenedligrwydd. Byddwch yn peli-dwfn yn Flossy, cymryd rhan mewn harmoniau corawl agos gyda dynion lluosog, ac yn llyfu lavabread oddi ar Tom Jones' bellend cyn i chi ei wybod. Croeso i Gymru

Yydych chi yn Cymro Cymraeg felly Mr Shambles neu dyscwyr fel fi ? O'n i'n gwybod bod ti'n fyw yn yr ardal rhywle ond dim ar dy iaith. Wyt tin gallu sylwi bod fi yn dysgwyr, ac un hollol allan o ymarfer hefyd achos dydw i ddim wedi written (beth ydyr gair am "written" achos dwin amal methy cofio geirua hanner trwy "sentences", gair arall dwi ddim un gallu cofio) unrhywbeth yn Cymraeg ers fy o level cymraeg ail aith rhyw dauddeg pump blunedd yn ol. Ond dwi dal gallu deallt popeth mai pobol yn dweud yn sgwrsio and dwi yn cael tipyn o diffig deallth "written" Cymraeg ers yr holl blynyddoedd, felly dwin ddim wedi dealt popeth wyt ti wedi dweud fan hyn . Dwi wedi cymrud 6 etizolams hefyd heno i dod lawr ar ol cyrmud speed trwyr prynawn, ac mae nwh ddim yn helpyr hen cofiad llawer chwaith !! Pam on in fyw yn Cymru oeddwn mwy hapus i gwrando i sgwrs cymraeag ac oedd yn lwcus bod fy friindiau Cymraeg yn digon hapus i fi yn ateb yn saesneg achos oedd yn llawer howthach i fi.

 

[Shambles]

Muahahahahahaha!!! Much as I'd love to feign innocence and blame it all on the speed and etiz I think the gentlemanly thing to do at this stage is to just say "Busted!" and titter at the translation :D

Yydych you a Welsh speaker so Mr shambles or dyscwyr like me? I knew that you live in the area somewhere on anything on your language. I noticed that you tin can in learners, and also totally out of practice because I do not have ysgrifenedig (what ydyr word for 'ysgrifenedig' cause Im often methy remember geirua half through 'Sentences', another word I do not recall one) Anything in welsh Welsh since my level of some twenty five blunedd re nce back. But I can still understood everything that people say in conversation and I'm having a little Deficit deallth 'ysgrifenedig' Welsh for all years, so Im not dealt everything you have said here. I've also backed up 6 etizolams tonight to come down after cyrmud speed trwyr prynawn and nwh not helpyr old swim much either! Why live on in Cumru I was more happy to listen to a conversation cymraeag and was lucky enough that my friindiau Cumraeg are happy to answer in english for me was much howthach to me.

As I don't speak a word of Welsh - beyond maybe "iechyd da" at best - I have no idea whether you're using "street" Welsh that confuses the online translator, your written Welsh is just a bit rusty as mentioned, or you're just plain twatted as also mentioned. I suspect a combo of all three is likely the case though. And benzo'd-up typing is equally as entertaining in any language and is all probably interchangable anyway

Any Welsh I ever post is always an online translation jobby due to the fact I ain't Welsh, have never taken Welsh lessons and have only lived here a few years. Me granny spoke Welsh though so don't feel a total fraud posting in a language I don't understand a word of - just finding me roots in 21st century stylee is all

Must say I was quite impressed at the relatively low number of grammatical errors and confusion turned up in the "Tom Jones' bellend" post though. Last time I tried to translate a chunk o' text into Welsh with an online translator it was more or less pure gibberish. Then again, I may've just been benzo'd to the back teeth at the time...

Iechyd da, bach

(best i can manage without hitting the translator again - but that one is genuine shambolic welsh at least 8))

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

@OP

Yeah, MXE's a weird one alright. I love it, but unfortunately don't get the opportunity to do it often (which is probably a good thing!) - in fact i've got a g stashed away I bought as soon as the ban was announced. the thing I find with MXE is that every experience is totally different. I've had experiences which range from full on psychedelic mandala visuals combined with full body waves of pleasure, to dark, dissociated machine entity trips. On the whole a truly fascinating substance which I'm sad to see banned so quick. I realise it will probably still be available, but I fear for the quality and don't move in the right circles to obtain it. check out a video called 'Metachaos' (i haven't got a link but it's available on Youtube). That video is an MXE trip to me...

 

[mydrugbuddy]

I have no idea whether you're using "street" Welsh that confuses the online translator, your written Welsh is just a bit rusty as mentioned, or you're just plain twatted as also mentioned. I suspect a combo of all three is likely the case though. And benzo'd-up typing is equally as entertaining in any language and is all probably interchangable anyway

Correct on all 3 guesses Mr S, Plus my spelling was also very bad, and the free online transalators dint not seem to be inteligent enough to hazard "did you mean...xyz.." type guesses at all those spelling mistakes. I was aslo attemting to use conversational Welsh rather than fromal written Welslh. The transaltors didn't seem able to deal with this very effectively either.

Seems there's a gap in the market for any budding entrepeneurs, anyone; Spade ?

 

[scrooloose]

@OP

Yeah, MXE's a weird one alright. I love it, but unfortunately don't get the opportunity to do it often (which is probably a good thing!) - in fact i've got a g stashed away I bought as soon as the ban was announced. the thing I find with MXE is that every experience is totally different. I've had experiences which range from full on psychedelic mandala visuals combined with full body waves of pleasure, to dark, dissociated machine entity trips. On the whole a truly fascinating substance which I'm sad to see banned so quick. I realise it will probably still be available, but I fear for the quality and don't move in the right circles to obtain it. check out a video called 'Metachaos' (i haven't got a link but it's available on Youtube). That video is an MXE trip to me...

Metachaos,just had a look,i see where you're coming from. The machinery,the floating.I also remember hovering above a seemingly never ending plain of clanking,clattering silver metallic machines all churning away in unison below a red sky,really,you could just go on and on...............

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Yep, then the machines start to take you apart piece by piece until you have no idea who/where/when you are, but they keep coming and disassembling you until you're just molecules floating in space.. fuck, it really can get intense at times...