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Meth + Stinkbugs DON'T MIX

Zi3m

Zi3m

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Had a stand-off with one for like 30min-1hr in my room until my gf came home from work n scooped him up. Yep, not afraid to admit it, I hate those fuckers, and they keep getting in my room!! Gf is afraid of spiders, I'll handle them no problem, meth or no. But these guys, however harmless, are imo the most vile creatures i've ever had the displeasure of meeting. I about have a heart attack if I even hear one flying/flutter it's wings, add stimulant paranoia/anxiety to that and im as traumatized as a vietnam vet whose really seen some shit.

Havent had one crawl on me in bed yet(gf has), but man that'll be the day, get a room ready in the psych ward cuz I will lose my shit. Havent had one on me in a couple years actually(oh the horror) It's that time of year again guys, they're coming back, nobody is safe hide your fuckin kids and close up all the cracks in ur walls/doors. Only way to keep them out.

Anyone else have a problem with these pests?

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Lmao, this is a trip. I won't lie spiders, and or having a knife pulled are me are the only things that scare me.. Especially if a knife is pulled on me by a spider.. That's a tough sum'bitch, fucking spider had 4 tear drop tattoos but we cool now.
 
^bout ther same with roaches and guns i guess. Pepper spray kinda neutralizes a knife pull right? I want me some, been gettin harassed and vehicles and being threatened to be put in a hospital for bein a faggot, as they say. I dont even wear iton the outside, maybe just a bit in my demeanor. Aint no flamer tho.
 
Shit man your lucky you got outta that one alive, 4 tear drop tats? Shit. Never even seen a live roach before(saw dead ones)and I dont plan to, that'll be my next biggest fear when I do. Strange that I don't fear spiders(maybe if I saw a black widow/brown recluse) but I'll start geekin at the sight of a harmless stinkbug. I mean look at that thing though ^ ffs. Nasty fuckers. Way too big for a home-invading flying insect, smell like shit if you squash em, hairy legs, the devils eyes, and they have a damn shell, armor that goes clank. Plus they steppin on my turf. Just waiting to see the next one.. Already saw one like 2 hours ago, gf took care of it lol, but shes at work now :(

On the subject of knives+guns, my fear there is being stabbed/shot/attacked while tripping on something. Like balls deep in a 5g mushy trip and someone breaks into my house. Hell no...
 
If I ate a ten strip n someone broke in.. I'll knee cap that bitch. Then proceed to have an awesome time, in all likely hood I'd start shooting rounds in the air like yosemite sam, laughing hysterically. You should invest in a sword bro. Cut those fuckers in half!
 
Just grab a piece of paper, make them crawl on it, then knock it off the paper into the toilet. Give it an express ride on a waterside it'll never forget! Done and done. One of them flew into my face while I was tripping, thank fuck it didn't release that shit chemical!
 
Wait till you see those big ass mf'ing FLYING cockroaches.. They fly directly at you.. Fuck all that noise, I'm in da burbs so no worries there.. But when I was a youngin' my bitch aunt lived in a trailer.. Fuckers were everywhere..
 
You should invest in a sword bro. Cut those fuckers in half!
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Not a bad idea, would definitely help relieve some of my frustration toward them. I can see it now, slow-motion montage of me slicin and dicin some stinkbugs with a big grin on my face. If only they didnt smell up the place when in distress(EX: slicing said stink bug in half) .



Lmao ^ that is so pleasing to watch right now. On a meth binge last winter I got a little crazy and tortured them myself... For 4-5 hours straight... Had 2 of em in a water bottle, started dropping lit matches in like bombs, slowly singeing their wings/limbs, followed by dripping hot candle wax, shaking the bottle vigorously, anything I could think of. That water bottle looked like a fuckin nuclear wasteland after. Still alive but incapacitated, I dumped em on my desk and made a wax sculpture out of one, and just dripped small amounts of wax on the other. In trying to break free of it he got all but 1 leg stuck together. This thing was more than 3/4th's covered in wax and stayed alive, for hours, occasionally spinning in circles with his 1 leg. After a while he actually stopped moving so much but kept releasing stank(turned into a biology experiment I was studying the bastards reactions the whole time). I left him sitting on my desk for the rest of the night. Eventually I put him in a jar and actually wanted to keep him, I figured he deserved to live after what he'd been through. But there was no hope dude was fucked up, and I finally snapped outta whatever state I was in 8(

Room smelled BAD for a long time, I didnt care though, I was so obsessed with it at the time and enjoyed it thoroughly lol, payback for all the mental torture they'd put me through, felt horrible after.. And ever since I feel like were sworn enemies and they want to get me back, but it was also sort of a bonding moment.. Do I need help? haha
 
I grew up around those things in MA , otherwise they'd freak me out too.
Rubber band gun! Kill it without popping it and without all the noise.
 
ykm420 said:
Wait till you see those big ass mf'ing FLYING cockroaches.. They fly directly at you.. Fuck all that noise, I'm in da burbs so no worries there.. But when I was a youngin' my bitch aunt lived in a trailer.. Fuckers were everywhere..
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BWAHAHAHA methamphetamines and flying bugs do not mix.
 
You guys are missing out, stink bugs stink chemicals are stimulants! You just have to catch one, agitate it so it releases some then rub foil on its back. Just vape it off the foil and your more wired then vaping a ton of meth. Some people even mainline it but that's only for hardcore stink bug addicts....
 
Lmao ^ I actually watched that movie around the same time the torturing incident occured last year. :D
 
Toz said:
I keep blowing weedsmoke on these buggers but they just won't nudge.
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Lol reminds me of when me and my friends were smoking 5f-akb48 and we blew the smoke on a porcupine.. and it looked stoned as fucked literally stood there for like 20 minutes breathing heavily and after a while he began moving stumbling on stuff.. lol it was fun but i felt a bit bad afterwards.
 
Fun fact; every person is usually no more then 3 feet away from a spider at any given time at any location. Think about that one.
 
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