Meth Gators

[Nicomorphinist]

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I like the suggestion of naming a sport team after the meth gators. Also: The Milwaukee Meth Brewers and Minnesota Vike-Eaters.

With convergent evolution being what it is, I am sure that in 152 019 AD that there are going to be mongooses tending thousand-hectare poppy fields and raccoons running etonitazene labs . . .

So the moral of the story above is: Do not flush drugs down the toilet -- bring them to your local constabulary or busybody citizen association so we can get high--er, I mean, rid of them.

 

[S.J.B.]

I will interpret this as the police telling us to take the drugs ourselves.