Meth Becoming a Threat in Many Cities

DexterMeth said:
I always have a hard time even putting a little trust in a tweaker without being sketch about the whole thing.
Why don't you elaborate?

DexterMeth said:
there would actually be MORE around and most likely MORE use if it were legal. Since it would be readily available, cheap, and in unlimited quantities.
That argument does not stand as tolerated distribution in the Netherlands did not lead to an increase in demand.

Regardless of whether it is harmful or not, how is it that it is the government's business to regulate the private decisions of the individual and decide for them how they may use their own body?

BTW, did you read this?
http://www.bluelight.ru/vb/showthread.php?postid=2701695#post2701695

It is incredible that we have gone from that world, to a world where it is considered defacto standard for government to regulate privacy. Everyone has accepted the nature of prohibition as being part of the landscape for so long, that is as "normal" as apple pie and Sunday preachers. But that "acceptance" runs counter to what this country was founded on.

DexterMeth said:
You're 51 though, im much younger and have much more to learn.
What does your age have to do with anything?
 
Regardless of whether it is harmful or not, how is it that it is the government's business to regulate the private decisions of the individual and decide for them how they may use their own body?

You keep repeating yourself all over saying how much meth is not a bad drug and that it is victimless. Well here I will post recent articles in this forum that show how meth has hurt people that were not using it:

Check out how victimless these newborns are.
http://www.bluelight.ru/vb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=177614&r=1

This baby that was born stillborn is another victim
http://www.bluelight.ru/vb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=175124&r=1

I guess you do not consider these victims either.
http://www.bluelight.ru/vb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=174825&r=0

All these kids and thier families are victimless in your eyes too.
http://www.bluelight.ru/vb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=171921&r=7

Since Invalid Usename is so big on studies here is one to read:
http://www.bluelight.ru/vb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=172459&r=1
 
Albert Walker said:
You keep repeating yourself all over saying how much meth is not a bad drug and that it is victimless.
How about you stop arguing with strawmen and stop trying to place words in my mouth. Huh? :\

Alcohol devistates children and families. So does tobacco use. And that McDonalds hamburger you eat is cancer causing. Cancer devistates families.

If you want a meth being sold in your school district that's fine with me, but I don't want it in mine. Illegal has not done anything to address the problem, except to make it more and more available. You want meth all over the place? Keep the profit margin really high by keeping it illegal, that way every criminal around gets into the meth lab business. Because your solution is doing just that.

I have not been arguing whether meth is good or bad, I've been arguing that prohibition isn't doing anything except making the meth business attractive (and the problem much worse). And just look, the more law enforcement focuses on it, the larger the problem has gotten.

So much for the effectiveness of your solution. :\
 
You can try pointing the finger at other substances and saying look what they do. It still does not change that meth has caused alot of harm. Alcohol causes alot of death in its own right, but alcohol is accepted socially. beligerant drinking is not allowed though and is a crime in itself.

With things being illegal there will always be a market for it. And saying lets make it legal to stop the black market is a very uneducated statement. The reason I hate meth does not have anything to do with the criminal element it has. The reason I hate meth is because I have seen first hand what it had done to some of the people close to me. Meth has such a big social effect. The grip meth has had on some people is very strong. reguardless of your argument about the physical/psychological addictive nature of meth, meth has totally consumed some people who were pretty strong willed and that other substances never could consumed them in the way meth has.

I have seen you talk about harm reduction with meth. People may argue on this matter, but I believe harm reduction is extremely difficult with a drug such as meth. There are so many different health concerns associated with it. Some things I have seen meth do to people that I never saw with any other drug: I have seen people that use poorly cooked meth that rots thier teeth out, I have seen numerous meth heads that had open sores all over thier face, and I have seen a few people who were quite delusional due to lack of sleep. Most of those people in that situation did not really care about what was happening to them, they just wanted to keep doing meth.

If meth were made legal and taxed heavily. There would still be people cooking thier own to get meth much cheaper then paying a high tax on it.

As I said earlier meth is the only drug I have ever seen to split the drug community. Just that alone should make you think of the social aspects of it.

How you can fail to see the ravages of meth is beyond me. Talk about denial.
 
Albert Walker said:
You can try pointing the finger at other substances and saying look what they do. It still does not change that meth has caused alot of harm. Alcohol causes alot of death in its own right, but alcohol is accepted socially. beligerant drinking is not allowed though and is a crime in itself.
And being "accepted socially" changes the harm that alcohol produces?

Albert Walker said:
With things being illegal there will always be a market for it. And saying lets make it legal to stop the black market is a very uneducated statement.
Tell these guys that:
http://www.leap.cc

Albert Walker said:
Some things I have seen meth do to people that I never saw with any other drug: I have seen people that use poorly cooked meth that rots thier teeth out, I have seen numerous meth heads that had open sores all over thier face, and I have seen a few people who were quite delusional due to lack of sleep. Most of those people in that situation did not really care about what was happening to them, they just wanted to keep doing meth.
So by all means, let's make sure that low grade methamphetamine, which mixed up in someone's bathtub, remains on the street. Heaven knows that all of those impurities could never be causing people's teeth to rot and producing lesions.

It's funny though, that none of these side effects are observed in patients who receive pharmaceutical grade methamphetamine. Some of whom are on daily dosages exceeding 60 mgs. per day. 8)

Albert Walker said:
If meth were made legal and taxed heavily. There would still be people cooking thier own to get meth much cheaper then paying a high tax on it.
Just like the way that people grow their own tobacco and distill their own whiskey today?

I'm sorry, but I just can't buy that argument.

Albert Walker said:
As I said earlier meth is the only drug I have ever seen to split the drug community. Just that alone should make you think of the social aspects of it.

How you can fail to see the ravages of meth is beyond me. Talk about denial.
You are talking to strawmen again.

You are right, legalization and promotion of harm reduction won't make a lot of the problems go away. And there isn't anywhere that I have said otherwise.

Prohibition does nothing except make a bad situation much worse. It establishes a black market, maintains it, along with all of the secondary crime that follows. We've already seen 100 years of failed prohibitionist drug policy. It does not work.

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Since you are too blind too understand the damage meth is having on our society is beyond me.

I got to see some innocent victims of meth today. Playing cards at my friends office and I saw a lady come in with 4 young kids trying to get her sister out of jail for a lab she had in her house, with her kids in it. They charged the woman federally and gave her a rediculus bond, and since it was federal the only way a bondsman could touch it is with 100% collateral. These kids are most likely headed for foster homes and will most likely not to get to see thier mother for a long time if ever. You can say if it was legal she wouldn't have been arrested. Someone that would risk thier kids for a high like that, is definitely going to tweak and neglect her kids anyways. Meth destroyed that family. If it was legal meth most likely would of still destroyed that family. I am curious, how can you promote something like that?
 
I do see where you are coming from Albert Walker, however i have to admit i am still on Invalid Usename's side.

Meth is no doubt a destructive drug, and i am sure Invalid realises this as he has not stated that it isn't. He is simply saying that the war on drugs isn't working effectively at all, which it definately isn't.

I feel that one of the reasons for abuse is the fact that there is next to no drug education out there, all kids are being told is "NO DON'T DO DRUGS".

Think about this, a teenager is told by their parents, television, media, the government etc that taking meth is bad and nothing good can come from it. They then witness their friends, or friends of friends doing it and see how much of a blast those guys are having. Are they going to trust knowledge via authority (parents) or empiricism (what they have themselves witnessed).

Meth will be abused whether it's legal or not, but the production, purity and distribution of it would be controlled a LOT easier if it were legal.

I'm not saying it should be legal, I simply think you should look at the other end of the stick. Keep the argument mature.

Peace
 
AW: assuming that meth directly or indirectly was the cause of that mother's neglect and lack of care for her children is ignorant. Meth doesn't make choices. She was not forced to learn how to cook meth, was not forced to buy the flasks and equipment necessary to cook it... She was also not forced to have those 4 children. The did all of these things of her own free will. She would be a terrible mother with or without the meth.

Invalid Username: you are amazing. I love to read your posts.

And thanks for this link, http://www.leap.cc
It's awesome!
 
Albert Walker said:
I got to see some innocent victims of meth today. Playing cards at my friends office and I saw a lady come in with 4 young kids trying to get her sister out of jail for a lab she had in her house, with her kids in it. They charged the woman federally and gave her a rediculus bond, and since it was federal the only way a bondsman could touch it is with 100% collateral. These kids are most likely headed for foster homes and will most likely not to get to see thier mother for a long time if ever.
So let's see... This woman is facing incredibly long prison terms solely due to the existence of Federal prohibition laws.

That part kind of sounds like the rational used by the wife abuser, "You made me hit you..."


Meth labs and Prohibition

Albert Walker said:
You can say if it was legal she wouldn't have been arrested. Someone that would risk thier kids for a high like that, is definitely going to tweak and neglect her kids anyways. Meth destroyed that family. If it was legal meth most likely would of still destroyed that family.
This is a wee but more complex than you are suggestion it is. For one thing, one of the reasons people setup meth labs (which I am against because of their dangers) is due to the incredible profits they can produce. The other is because they can not afford to buy the drug due to the artificially high costs of the drug.

You are assuming the latter as the reason for this woman maintaining a meth lab in her home. That may or may not be the case, but you were there so I am willing to give you the benefit of a doubt that you know something which you didn't mention in your post. So let's assume that this woman's obsessive drug use led her to creating a meth lab.

My answer is, yes. If the prohibition laws did not exist, and the drug was openly distributed through opened regulation, she would have been able to obtain the drug at a reasonable cost. And the drug quality she would have been able to obtain would be far better than what she could have produced in her bathtub.

In a non-prohibition environment, there would be no use or profit incentive to maintaining a meth lab.


In regards to risk taking behavior, let's take a look at good ole' honest tried and true pot (grass, cannabis, etc.). There are people today who are serving a life prison sentence for simply having been caught smoking a single joint. The "three strikes" law provides for life terms in drug offender cases, where upon their third time of being convicted they automatically face a life sentence. Three joints, three convictions, one life term prison sentence where a family and life is destroyed by draconian prohibition laws.


Albert Walker said:
I am curious, how can you promote something like that?
I'm not promoting drug use, I am promoting drug law reform with the complete abolishment of prohibition laws.

But, if I may rephrase your question, what I believe you are actually asking me is:

"How can you want to allow the meth boogyman free rein without wanting to keep it in check?"

Good question! Glad you asked! :D


High Risk Drug seeking Behaviors

First of all, I am taking the tiger by the tail. Effectively defuse the prohibition laws as they apply to methamphetamine, and the whole of the prohibition laws come falling down like a house of cards. Additionally, methamphetamine law enforcement is no different from any other drug enforcement: in the face of prison sentences which are so harsh that they are a human rights violation, all recreational drug use is a high risk behavior.

There is no question that methamphetamine tends to create obsessive drug use in some users. So does nicotine. One can argue that nicotine does not create the risk behavior that methamphetamine does. But that argument is without merit because there is no legal risk to smoking (I won't even go into the health risks).

Yet, if you suddenly remove the availability of cigarettes from a nicotine addict they will take incredible risks to obtain cigarettes. I have seen otherwise normal and intelligent people, leave the safety of a cabin in the woods when bears were spotted in the area, and run several hundred yards to a car where their cigarettes were located. This was only an hour or so after we had seen two very large bears utterly tear apart a tent to access the food inside.

Nicotine addiction will include the same risk taking behaviors seen in methamphetamine users. Yet, we almost never see the problem that this would otherwise cause because cigarettes are readily available.

And before you comment that I am pointing my fingers elsewhere, I am not. I am making this illustration to show how different drug use is when the risk factors are removed. This has also been shown in the Dutch study, and that people will develop self-regulating strategies on their own in the absence of external risks (i.e., laws).


Massive Costs, Zero Benefits

Look, there are no blue skys to be had here. Stop pretending that I am claiming that there will be no problems if the drug laws are removed, nowhere am I claiming that. People will continue to use drugs if they are illegal or not. Some people will even become addicted to drugs and destroy their lives as a result, whether they are illegal or not.

Maintaining prohibitionist drug laws does not address the problem. And the gross costs of such laws on society exceeds 100 billion dollars per year:



(Amounts shown are in Billions of Dollars)

That close to the cost of waging an Iraq level military invasion each and every year! And it is producing ZERO IMPROVEMENT of the problem.


End the drug war, let these folks have their drugs, keep them out of the reach of children, shore up DUI/DWI driving laws, provide treatment programs (funded by recreational drug taxes), promote safe drug use education, and deal with drug abuse problems as we do with alcohol abuse problems, provide pharmaceutical grade substances, completely eliminate secondary black market crimes, and reduce costs to a small fraction of that maintaining the Drug War.

There is nothing difficult about that.

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FUTURAmike said:
Invalid Username: you are amazing. I love to read your posts.

And thanks for this link, http://www.leap.cc
It's awesome!
Thanks Mike :)

I actually stumbled on to LEAP as a direct result of the discusion in this thread. It is sure good to know that there are members within the law enforcement community who are also seeing the destructiveness which the prohibition laws have brought. I know that some of these brave folks take a stand at the risk of being ostracized by the law enforcement community.

We all own the members of LEAP a great debt, due to the risks that they are taking in standing up for what is right, and taking real risks professionally in the process of doing so. I am prowd to have these folks with us in the fight against unjust prohibition laws.
 
Today, safety is nothing more than control.




I do beleive that the drug war is a savage attack on the freedom of the individual, however i beleive the problem goes further than this. The majority of the problems with the drug war and prohibition comes from the perspective used to view drugs. Drugs are viewed by the majority (the prohibitionists and those who follow) as a problem in society. Drug use is not a problem in society, but a part of society. Drugs have been used since humans began walking the Earth. Its been a constant thing since then and it almost seems instinctual (i think there was an article posted here on this somewhere) to become inebriated.

The problem with the drug problem leads to yet another problem with prohibition today. People have seen drugs as a problem and have villified them for so long that it almost seems as if our society would colapse if drugs were legalized. People would not know what to believe, and many would gain the realization that the government has been wrong all this time. Why would anybody trust a government that has lied to its people about something for so long? Society would at least partially fall if drugs were legalized.

However, that was from the perspective of the government. This all assumes that prohibition is only possible through means of the government. It is possible for the people to take prohibition in their own hands. Unfortunately, for this to happen, there would have to be an educational revolution in the way people are taught about drugs. Something that is very unlikely to happen.


I do not feel that i am properly educated on meth. I know all of its effects, and ive seen people on it. However, i havent ever done it, and to tell you the truth, ive never seen anything bad happen because of it. I do not feel that meth is a problem per se, but is obviously something that needs to be dealt with. I do not feel that prohibition is the answer, yet regulation and education are more appropriate. People are always going to do drugs. There will always be some people that act irresponsiblely (or worse) on drugs, but that does not mean that the drug is the problem. This will never change. However, there will always be other people that do these bad things without ever touching drugs. It is all part of human society, just as is the general inclination of the government to control is people. Drugs have been here since man first walked the Earth, they are very much here now, and they will always be here. The only way to get rid of drugs is to change human nature, either by externa means (government, education, regulation, etc) or by internal means (chemical changes in the brain).
 
"It's funny though, that none of these side effects are observed in patients who receive pharmaceutical grade methamphetamine. Some of whom are on daily dosages exceeding 60 mgs. per day."

LOL, have you ever met a pharmacutical meth addict? And i dont just mean met, i mean know.

Anyways, there were some extremely good points made during this thread. It's disscussion like this that leads to positive changes. Let's remember not to fight though. We are all on the same side. And lets not act like pious fish because we know more on certain areas of a certain subject than others.

Can't wait to see meth commercials during superbowl adds. Not to mention how easy it is to conceal your use while at work, whereas alcohol makes you stink like a fish.
.....not even sure why i just said that.

The government shouldn't be able to control personal rights, nor impose moral laws. But you have to remember, you are not the only one that lives here. And if the popular concesus doesn't like something, the popular concensus will have their way.

Prohibition is rediculous. That's a fact. I've been anti-prohibition for years now, have only recently started looking into the possible consequences of doing so. Hopefully the worst that could happen is an initial large influx of users, then it would decrease over time, due to the dying hype of legal drugs. 10 year olds drink wine with their families in Europe, and they aren't alcoholics.

Despite all your links and charts and graphs, the only way to know if legalization would end this madness, is to try it.

And I dont buy into the whole Netherlands thing. I know it's true, but the circumstances are entirely different. Hell, it's not even the same drug we are refering to here.
Meth being a very social and productive person drug is a whole different story.
Perhaps the majority of people that use meth safely do so because of fear of law enforcement catching on to their use. If it were legal, they could be blatantly more open about it, thus lowering their fear of the things they do on it. Yes you could enact laws where if you did something on meth you were double fucked in the ass, but then some really bad legal/human rights issues could possibly stem off from that. You know like the infamous 3 strike law in California. Steal a car, go to jail. DUI with previous felony, go to jail. Sell a gram of weed to an undercover, jail for life.

Hell, lets legalize and see what happens. I just really hope I don't have to say "I told you so."
 
Invalid Usename said:
Thanks Mike :)

I actually stumbled on to LEAP as a direct result of the discusion in this thread. It is sure good to know that there are members within the law enforcement community who are also seeing the destructiveness which the prohibition laws have brought. I know that some of these brave folks take a stand at the risk of being ostracized by the law enforcement community.

We all own the members of LEAP a great debt, due to the risks that they are taking in standing up for what is right, and taking real risks professionally in the process of doing so. I am prowd to have these folks with us in the fight against unjust prohibition laws.


Definately. Did you get a chance to listen to his spot on npr? It was a wonderful wonderful interview, about 45 minutes long. There's a changing banner on the front page that links to it. I'm a big fan of npr and I encourage everyone to go listen. You need to have realplayer installed, which you can get here:

http://www.real.com/player/?src=realplayer
 
DexterMeth said:
"It's funny though, that none of these side effects are observed in patients who receive pharmaceutical grade methamphetamine. Some of whom are on daily dosages exceeding 60 mgs. per day."

LOL, have you ever met a pharmacutical meth addict? And i dont just mean met, i mean know.
You aren't going to meet a pharmaceutical meth "addict," the controls on commercially produced methamphetamine is far too tight. But I never referred to addicts, I have referred to medical patients (mostly those suffering from either ADD or narcolepsy) who receive methamphetamine. These odd side effects occurring in bathtub methamphetamine users never appear in those taking pharmaceutical methamphetamine (some narcolepsy patients receive dosages that can exceed 60 mgs per day).

DexterMeth said:
It's disscussion like this that leads to positive changes. Let's remember not to fight though. We are all on the same side. And lets not act like pious fish because we know more on certain areas of a certain subject than others.
I must be missing something.

DexterMeth said:
Can't wait to see meth commercials during superbowl adds. Not to mention how easy it is to conceal your use while at work, whereas alcohol makes you stink like a fish.
.....not even sure why i just said that.
There is a difference between free and regulated markets. You'll never see a Luckystrike's (cigarette) commercial during the superbowl. There is a reason for that.

And with bit of research, drug testing can be produced which will determine if the testee is intoxicated. I would bet that drug concentrations are available in saliva, and that they can be detected to ensure that people are not using drugs on the work place.

incidentally, the fear of a "drug free-for-all" world is yet another invention of the prohibitionist. It is representative of their own worst nightmare (see: "reefer madness"). No one is talking about some drug free-for-all. Get caught driving while intoxicated, go to jail (truckers, too). Do drugs in the work place, get fired. Commit a crime under the influence, an additional charge is applied to the crime. Buy, sell or give drugs to kids, spend a long long time being bubba's play thing in prison. Give someone drugs without their consent, go to jail. Period.

Public intoxication is public intoxication whether it involves alcohol or methamphetamine. There are already laws on the books to address this with alcohol, updating them to apply to all intoxicants where they don't already address that concern is not difficult.

Where people get this notion of a mindless, mad drug free-for-all is completely beyond me. Anyone who argues drugs in a totally unregulated free marketplace is embracing a viewpoint which is as unbalanced as the prohibitionist viewpoint.

Drugs (just like alcohol) need to be regulated, and they need to be regulated intelligently.

DexterMeth said:
The government shouldn't be able to control personal rights, nor impose moral laws. But you have to remember, you are not the only one that lives here. And if the popular concesus doesn't like something, the popular concensus will have their way.
Drug behavior in the home is like sexual behavior, it is none of the business of the society at large, so long as it only involves consenting adults. Whereas, drug behavior in public IS the business of the public. And that is why public intoxication laws are on the books.

Public consensus is valid, but it does have a scope of enforcement. If it does not, then we might as well toss away the basic premise upon which the United States was founded upon.

DexterMeth said:
Despite all your links and charts and graphs, the only way to know if legalization would end this madness, is to try it.

And I dont buy into the whole Netherlands thing. I know it's true, but the circumstances are entirely different. Hell, it's not even the same drug we are refering to here.
I have been patiently waiting for that argument to be made regarding the Dutch study. :)

There is nowhere in the scientific literature whose findings suggests that methamphetamine is more addictive than amphetamine. But, you are correct, the Dutch study is looking at one of the other amphetamine variants. That does not invalidate the nature of the study. (Did you read it or just skim over it?)

This notion of "highly addictive" methamphetamine, as compared to other substances within the amphetamine family, is just another tool of the prohibitionist campaign. Americans love to think in terms of the biggest and baddest, and this is just the latest anti-drug craze in the long line of drugs who have been in the focus of the prohibitionist fad. Again, just look at "Reefer Madness" to peer into the mind of the prohibitionist boggyman (i.e., "shadow" et al., Carl Jung).

DexterMeth said:
Hell, lets legalize and see what happens. I just really hope I don't have to say "I told you so."
Legalize, regulate and educate.

World without myth. Amen.
 
i hope everyone knows having a lab is such a horrible thing... we know nothing about this lady she might have been using one of the synthesis's which involve no open heat needed and no super volatile chemicals... things anyone with half a brain could figure to keep in a cabinet locked up.. ..
 
or she was being payed by a cook to have the lab in her house...

either way, hardly sounds like a great environment for kiddlywinks
 
I'm right with you. Untrained people should not be creating pharmaceuticals. Especially not at home in their bathtub and around children for christ's sake! :(
 
well i always have a small amount of gliche around, and smoked some today and found it to be such a nice experience if you only do it once in a while, and dont binge. Great to making music, writing, art, anything constructive. Used correctly it's a very special chemical.
 
meth is a useful chemical... but people are, in general, not educated on how to use it correctly

as such, it fucks them over!
 
just a few more dead monkeys...

I think that can be said about any recreational substance: alcohol, pot, downers, stimulants, psychedelics, anything. Integrate any (non-medical use) drug into your life and you've crossed the line from recreational use to drug abuse.

Anyone who constantly uses meth loses the ability to make rational decisions and act on them. And the exact same thing can be said about pot or alcohol use. Some people will become violent when they are drunk, but that is the exception and not the rule. And the same is true of meth.

Prohibition likes their paper tigers, and they have had them time and time again. I remember when they used to claim that LSD made people lose their minds and jump out of windows. Then pot, then cocaine, then MDMA and meth. And on and on it goes, always finding yet a new "demon" substance to claim will destroy the very fabric of our society at any moment.

Here is something that I wrote a while back whcih has to do with marijuana. It is about something which occurred long ago, but as you read it please keep in mind that nothing within the prohibitionist agenda has changed, only the latest substance to demonize:

Originally posted by Invalid Usename
http://www.bluelight.ru/vb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=164386&highlight=Ricaurte

Can you send over just a few more dead monkeys?

[...]

We've all argued about Ricaurte's PET measurements previously here in this forum. At best, our arguing the technical merits of this is sheer mental masturbation since none of us here are PET imaging specialists. The very fact that his PET measurements has been raised as a concern by his peers in the field who are qualified specialists is a definite red flag.


So, there is the NIDA, the appearance of a political agenda, brain damaged monkeys, a scientist who is criticized by his peers but are largely ignored, press coverage, claims that even moderate dosages will produce brain damage. I bet you thought I was referring to George Ricaurte and MDMA, huh? Nope!

It was the 1974, and Dr. Robert Heath of Tulane Medical School, and the substance in question was marijuana. Under the auspices of several NIDA research grants, Dr. Robert Heath proved that even small amounts of marijuana produced severe brain damage, and he even had the brain damaged monkeys to prove it. This was all big news at the time, just as George Ricaurte's studies are now.

If anyone is interested, here is a Google search using the keywords: ["Robert+Heath" NIDA]
and another using the keywords: ["Robert Heath" marijuana]


[SATIRE]

Ring...

RH: Hello?

DH: Hello, Dr. Heath? Dr. Robert Heath?

RH: Yes, this is he.

DH: This is Robert DuPont, err... I am the Director over here at NIDA.

RH: Oh... Yes Dr. DuPont. What can I do for you?

DH: Well, we're attending a meeting today in Washington with some of the members of the House, and we are going to be discussing your very research today sir.

RH: That's very good news.

DH: Well, Dr. Heath, I'm kinda concerned that we may have a bit of trouble convincing them. Because it's only four brain dead monkeys and all, ya know...

RH: Hummm... err... Well, how can I be of help today Dr. DuPont?

DH: Well, Sir, I was wondering... err... Is there any way that you can send over just a few more dead monkeys?

[/SATIRE]

=D

[...]


And at the end of the day, that is all prohibitionists have left to grasp for, just a few more dead monkeys...

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