TheLoveBandit
Retired Never Was, Coulda been wannabe
I know right?
There's all these people who are either current or ex Facebook users. So few like me who were never Facebook users.
EDIT: actually that's not entirely true. I tried Facebook once a few years ago, for about a few weeks. Then ditched it again after determining that every reason I didn't try it sooner seemed to be correct.

I made a TLB facebook (and twitter) account, mostly to name-claim and avoid anyone impersonating me. My real self does not exist on FB.