The Chimney Sweep
Greenlighter
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This report details mixing a large amount of MDMA with a large amount of alcohol. Anyway it was a Monday night and I had gone out to celebrate my birthday. I had a bottle of Buckfast Tonic Wine on the train into the city centre, which was followed by numerous pints of Guinness and shots of aftershock in the pub. Instead of getting the last train of the night home as planned, me and the two friends I was with decided to go out clubbing. In both of the two clubs we went into we consumed quite a number of double vodka red bulls before leaving early as we were too drunk. At some point in the last hour my friend had phoned our dealer to enquire about buying a gram of MDMA. As we left the club he told me this and in my drunken state it sounded so appealing. I had £40 cash on me at that time and put that towards it while my friend, who was quite broke at the time, put forward £10 as well as paying for the taxis to our dealer’s flat and then back to his. Anyway back in my friends flat, me and one friend went to the living room to start taking the drug whilst my other friend went to bed as she is straight edge. For some reason I decided to measure out 800mg on my friends scales as I had put four times as much money towards it. This where it started to get silly. I put most of my dose into bombs and swallowed them all at once and also attempted to take a line though the pain was too much and I gave up, deciding to put it in a bomb as well.
Most of these times given are only approximations.
3.00AM- Took the 800mg dose and almost immediately noticed a really sobering effect.
3.20AM- For the past 20 minutes, me and my friend have been discussing the embarrassing events of the night. By this point I have really began to feel waves of warmness coursing from my calf muscles up through my whole body. I’m really relaxed.
4.00AM- I peak quite dramatically descending into a fit of loud, uncontrollable laughter. I have no idea why we were laughing however this lasted at least 30 minutes.
4.30AM-By this point I’ve fallen off the chair I was on and have taken my top off, also I’ve smothered myself in a duvet. My friend is laying a few metres away from me. We begin to talk about dinosaurs and Jedi’s, specifically mentioning that they should not take heroin. I decide our views need to be documented and begin to write literally everything said on a shoebox lying near me.
5.00AM- Still incredibly high, I take a seat where I can look out the window. I specifically remember seeing an elderly women limping by holding an umbrella. I mention to my friend that the penguin from Batman is outside. This starts us on a conversation about dinosaurs; my friend begins to explain that dinosaurs are under the control of the penguin and are planning world domination. This is documented on the inside of the shoebox now as the outside of the box is full.
6.00AM- Me and friend move into his flatmate’s room. We ask if he has had much sleep and replies he has had almost none due to been woken by random outbursts of laughter however he isn’t too pissed off and has a good laugh at the drivel written on the shoebox. We then go into my friends own room and lie in his bed for literally hours having really intense closed eye visuals.
12.00PM- Still rolling quite hard at this time however realise I need to get up to my own flat and try to force some proper sleep to try and get rid of this insanity as we were then describing it. I find my top in the living room and tell my friend I need to go home and watch Star Wars as I’ve forgotten how the rancour was eventually defeated.
12.10PM- Have now left the house and I am feeling really intense paranoia. I keep thinking I resemble some kind of junkie and that everyone realises this.
12.30PM- I get to the train station and have a cigarette before entering. As I stand there a member of the railway staff steps outside with a phone before walking back in minutes later. I’ m convinced he was only pretending to be having a phone conversation and is checking up on me. I move onto another train station.
1.00PM- Now on a train I cannot shake the thought of dinosaurs ruling Earth. I believe for a minute that I’m saying my thoughts out loud and become very paranoid. I begin to try and listen to people talk and believe its all about me. I want to get up and apologise.
2.00PM- I’m now home though the MDMA is still going very strong. I go immediately to bed and mess about on the laptop looking yet again for some quick fix solution to sleep and normality.
7.00PM-I’ve been lying in bed now for ages living out some kind of waking dream. I get up, check my pupils in the mirror and they are massive. I’m beginning to think I’ve done some permanent damage and get another wave of paranoia.
9.00PM- it is now that I’m writing this report and although I’m definitely not as wasted as I was a few hours ago, I still feel under the influence. I’m experiencing jaw clenching and my bed still feels so soft to lie in. I wouldn’t mind this at all if the paranoia left me. Every time I hear a voice outside I think someone is coming to attack me for doing something silly last night.
Most of these times given are only approximations.
3.00AM- Took the 800mg dose and almost immediately noticed a really sobering effect.
3.20AM- For the past 20 minutes, me and my friend have been discussing the embarrassing events of the night. By this point I have really began to feel waves of warmness coursing from my calf muscles up through my whole body. I’m really relaxed.
4.00AM- I peak quite dramatically descending into a fit of loud, uncontrollable laughter. I have no idea why we were laughing however this lasted at least 30 minutes.
4.30AM-By this point I’ve fallen off the chair I was on and have taken my top off, also I’ve smothered myself in a duvet. My friend is laying a few metres away from me. We begin to talk about dinosaurs and Jedi’s, specifically mentioning that they should not take heroin. I decide our views need to be documented and begin to write literally everything said on a shoebox lying near me.
5.00AM- Still incredibly high, I take a seat where I can look out the window. I specifically remember seeing an elderly women limping by holding an umbrella. I mention to my friend that the penguin from Batman is outside. This starts us on a conversation about dinosaurs; my friend begins to explain that dinosaurs are under the control of the penguin and are planning world domination. This is documented on the inside of the shoebox now as the outside of the box is full.
6.00AM- Me and friend move into his flatmate’s room. We ask if he has had much sleep and replies he has had almost none due to been woken by random outbursts of laughter however he isn’t too pissed off and has a good laugh at the drivel written on the shoebox. We then go into my friends own room and lie in his bed for literally hours having really intense closed eye visuals.
12.00PM- Still rolling quite hard at this time however realise I need to get up to my own flat and try to force some proper sleep to try and get rid of this insanity as we were then describing it. I find my top in the living room and tell my friend I need to go home and watch Star Wars as I’ve forgotten how the rancour was eventually defeated.
12.10PM- Have now left the house and I am feeling really intense paranoia. I keep thinking I resemble some kind of junkie and that everyone realises this.
12.30PM- I get to the train station and have a cigarette before entering. As I stand there a member of the railway staff steps outside with a phone before walking back in minutes later. I’ m convinced he was only pretending to be having a phone conversation and is checking up on me. I move onto another train station.
1.00PM- Now on a train I cannot shake the thought of dinosaurs ruling Earth. I believe for a minute that I’m saying my thoughts out loud and become very paranoid. I begin to try and listen to people talk and believe its all about me. I want to get up and apologise.
2.00PM- I’m now home though the MDMA is still going very strong. I go immediately to bed and mess about on the laptop looking yet again for some quick fix solution to sleep and normality.
7.00PM-I’ve been lying in bed now for ages living out some kind of waking dream. I get up, check my pupils in the mirror and they are massive. I’m beginning to think I’ve done some permanent damage and get another wave of paranoia.
9.00PM- it is now that I’m writing this report and although I’m definitely not as wasted as I was a few hours ago, I still feel under the influence. I’m experiencing jaw clenching and my bed still feels so soft to lie in. I wouldn’t mind this at all if the paranoia left me. Every time I hear a voice outside I think someone is coming to attack me for doing something silly last night.

