PhreeX
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Sheeeet, in another thread someone offered to give advice on making a meth-bulb, and said if anyone needed help they could mail him - SOMEHOW I GOT SEVERAL E-MAILS?!?!
Oh well, I was cleaning my hard drive, ya know, getting rid of the weeks cybersex logs (if you hold your hand backwards it feels like someone else is doing it!) .. I found my old a.d.h. text on making a methbulb, so I am posting it for everyone - enjoy!
And yes, my writing back then was kinda sucky but I attribute it to the fact that I was banging an eigth of crystal per day, well, per 24-hour period.. I blame my meth addiction on raves.. I went to raves and started shooting meth because I felt I had to fit in, and since everyone was doing drugs, because raves are all about drugs, I just wanted to fit in! No, wait, I blame it on television violence, and because my parents didn't love me, and because I was picked on in school!
I offer you PhreeX's Patented SuperShhBangDigittyMethBulbOf31337'ness! (US Patent #146823567)
Allright, grab a light bulb .. you can steal one from a neighbors house (their porch) or some other place with light .. lightbulbs are not so common these days .. these new 'neon' bulbs are all the rage .. fucking tree huggers! The DEA may soon require permits to buy lightbulbs also, so STOCK UP NOW!
As a side note, if you can open one of those neon bulbs (the're about 4' long!) then you can make a METH BONG!
Now, grab a SHARP RAZOR (like ya use to chop up lines, but get a new one, not some old crank rusted piece of shit). CAREFULL! Razor balds are SHARP! And methShaking hands can result is WOUNDS! You want to hold the light bulb and 'saw' the end off .. the best method for doing this is to poke one cornor of the (sharp) razor thru the metal (close to the end of the threads) once you push it in just 'saw' it off ... you will notice a brownish layer of crap, and a inverted glass thing with some wire electrode crap.
Now, take a screw driver and CAREFULLY break it out .. if you push the screw driver in to far you will ruin the bulb! Using a butter knife, 'clean' the edges and shake out all the glass/eletrode crap. Wash out all the white crap (wash it GOOD!) and let it dry.
You now have a lightbulb perfect for smoking out of ..
"But PhreeX, this is just like your run-of-the-mill sissy baby girl light bulb" you say Well ..-this- is what seperates the NORMAL lightbulbs from PhreeX SuperShhBangDigittyMethBulbOf31337'ness!
The *CAP* .. go out and obtain some soda of some type .. a 2-litre bottle is desired, well, actually just the cap ... the l337-0-burrito thing is that these bottle caps fit the threads of a lightbulb PERFECTLY .. its true .. I imagine it has something to do with Pepsi being secretly involved with the World Wide Meth Market ... don't quote me on that though!
Anyway, take a razor blade (remember, they are SHARP!) and 'drill' a hole in the center of the bottle cap .. you want a hole the size of a ball point pen tube ... actually a little smaller .. why smaller? Well, its alot of complex physics crap .. anyway, cut a section of pen tube about 2" long and insert it into the hole, and screw the cap on the bulb ... happy?
To operate PhreeX's SuperShhBangDigittyMethBulbOf31337'ness! just load it, screw on the cap, and heat the meth ... inhale... yeah kids, thats the way to do it!
The AMAZING PART?
You can drill a hole thru the tube and make a KEY CHAIN! Its true...
Some other features -
-You can use it OVER AND OVER!
-It works IN THE DARK!
-Costs only PENNIES .. while the 'others' cost MANY TIMES THAT!
-Fits PERFECTLY in the hands of a YOUNG CHILD!
Brought to you by PhreeX Ind. Ltd.
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PAK CHOOIE UNF! Do not trust the pusher robot, he is malfunctioning, we are here to protect you..
Oh well, I was cleaning my hard drive, ya know, getting rid of the weeks cybersex logs (if you hold your hand backwards it feels like someone else is doing it!) .. I found my old a.d.h. text on making a methbulb, so I am posting it for everyone - enjoy!
And yes, my writing back then was kinda sucky but I attribute it to the fact that I was banging an eigth of crystal per day, well, per 24-hour period.. I blame my meth addiction on raves.. I went to raves and started shooting meth because I felt I had to fit in, and since everyone was doing drugs, because raves are all about drugs, I just wanted to fit in! No, wait, I blame it on television violence, and because my parents didn't love me, and because I was picked on in school!
I offer you PhreeX's Patented SuperShhBangDigittyMethBulbOf31337'ness! (US Patent #146823567)
Allright, grab a light bulb .. you can steal one from a neighbors house (their porch) or some other place with light .. lightbulbs are not so common these days .. these new 'neon' bulbs are all the rage .. fucking tree huggers! The DEA may soon require permits to buy lightbulbs also, so STOCK UP NOW!
As a side note, if you can open one of those neon bulbs (the're about 4' long!) then you can make a METH BONG!
Now, grab a SHARP RAZOR (like ya use to chop up lines, but get a new one, not some old crank rusted piece of shit). CAREFULL! Razor balds are SHARP! And methShaking hands can result is WOUNDS! You want to hold the light bulb and 'saw' the end off .. the best method for doing this is to poke one cornor of the (sharp) razor thru the metal (close to the end of the threads) once you push it in just 'saw' it off ... you will notice a brownish layer of crap, and a inverted glass thing with some wire electrode crap.
Now, take a screw driver and CAREFULLY break it out .. if you push the screw driver in to far you will ruin the bulb! Using a butter knife, 'clean' the edges and shake out all the glass/eletrode crap. Wash out all the white crap (wash it GOOD!) and let it dry.
You now have a lightbulb perfect for smoking out of ..
"But PhreeX, this is just like your run-of-the-mill sissy baby girl light bulb" you say Well ..-this- is what seperates the NORMAL lightbulbs from PhreeX SuperShhBangDigittyMethBulbOf31337'ness!
The *CAP* .. go out and obtain some soda of some type .. a 2-litre bottle is desired, well, actually just the cap ... the l337-0-burrito thing is that these bottle caps fit the threads of a lightbulb PERFECTLY .. its true .. I imagine it has something to do with Pepsi being secretly involved with the World Wide Meth Market ... don't quote me on that though!
Anyway, take a razor blade (remember, they are SHARP!) and 'drill' a hole in the center of the bottle cap .. you want a hole the size of a ball point pen tube ... actually a little smaller .. why smaller? Well, its alot of complex physics crap .. anyway, cut a section of pen tube about 2" long and insert it into the hole, and screw the cap on the bulb ... happy?
To operate PhreeX's SuperShhBangDigittyMethBulbOf31337'ness! just load it, screw on the cap, and heat the meth ... inhale... yeah kids, thats the way to do it!
The AMAZING PART?
You can drill a hole thru the tube and make a KEY CHAIN! Its true...
Some other features -
-You can use it OVER AND OVER!
-It works IN THE DARK!
-Costs only PENNIES .. while the 'others' cost MANY TIMES THAT!
-Fits PERFECTLY in the hands of a YOUNG CHILD!
Brought to you by PhreeX Ind. Ltd.
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PAK CHOOIE UNF! Do not trust the pusher robot, he is malfunctioning, we are here to protect you..
