Late As Usual
Greenlighter
- Joined
- Nov 23, 2011
- Messages
- 2
Suspect: Justin
Age: 28
Height: 8 feet 26 inches (With a tail twice that length.)
Weight: Quietly in the corner until teacher says my time-out is over.
Yo, what up, aloha, konichiwa, 10100111 11101001, howdy, and ehhh you get my drift.
My name's Justin and I've been lurking around these boards since damn close to that somewhat deflowering experience many of us remember well: my first night alone with plenty of time, plenty of energy, nothing to do, and a computer. Now, some three years or so later, I finally figure it's high time to meet all's y'all's. So, behold! The wallflower in all his glory, slinking out from the shadows to spread good cheer, wisdom, humor, and even predict an early spring, maybe.. at random. If I'm drunk enough at some point. (My money's on St. Patty's Day.)
I guess I should start by somewhat disclaiming this thesis-esque "Hello". Inconvenient as it's been at times, I've seemed to develop enough of a wit and vocabulary over the course of my life to not only thoroughly amuse myself but also become one of those losers who never even so much as stumbled accidentally on a bender into a creative writing course, yet still fancies himself a fledgling Hemingway. Of course, with that in mind, I pay heed to the understood responsibilities of the vocation: I think, I drink, I type and I don't know when to stop. The typing, that is, not the drinking.
So, with that in mind, I suppose if I were writin' the book, I'd say I was merely a childish idiot trying my best to coexist with a world of grown-up idiots. What I value most is music, friendship and anything that's truly genuine. As the resident superstar rock-god of my own imagination, I've surprisingly been lucky enough to actually get people to pay me money for it at times over the past twelve years or so. Since high school I've been more bands than I can count with shoes on, from rock and jazz to hip hop and even (ugh) country. It's taken me on tours all over the U.S. and I'm thankful for being able to share that kind of talent. Without music, I would truly cease to be.
I am the antonym of materialism. I am intelligent enough to hate being intelligent, quick-witted enough for no one to get my jokes, and always the first one to jump at the chance to go a different route than everyone else. I feel that laughter really is the best medicine, so I use my sense of humor as a finely-tuned weapon to deliver those close to me from the evils to which they should never have to succumb. I am Justin... Hear me roar? Pleased to meet ya.
If anyone needs me, I'll most likely be in "Words". Just follow your nose to the rotton shit-stink of bad poetry! Hahaa!
Age: 28
Height: 8 feet 26 inches (With a tail twice that length.)
Weight: Quietly in the corner until teacher says my time-out is over.
Yo, what up, aloha, konichiwa, 10100111 11101001, howdy, and ehhh you get my drift.
My name's Justin and I've been lurking around these boards since damn close to that somewhat deflowering experience many of us remember well: my first night alone with plenty of time, plenty of energy, nothing to do, and a computer. Now, some three years or so later, I finally figure it's high time to meet all's y'all's. So, behold! The wallflower in all his glory, slinking out from the shadows to spread good cheer, wisdom, humor, and even predict an early spring, maybe.. at random. If I'm drunk enough at some point. (My money's on St. Patty's Day.)
I guess I should start by somewhat disclaiming this thesis-esque "Hello". Inconvenient as it's been at times, I've seemed to develop enough of a wit and vocabulary over the course of my life to not only thoroughly amuse myself but also become one of those losers who never even so much as stumbled accidentally on a bender into a creative writing course, yet still fancies himself a fledgling Hemingway. Of course, with that in mind, I pay heed to the understood responsibilities of the vocation: I think, I drink, I type and I don't know when to stop. The typing, that is, not the drinking.
So, with that in mind, I suppose if I were writin' the book, I'd say I was merely a childish idiot trying my best to coexist with a world of grown-up idiots. What I value most is music, friendship and anything that's truly genuine. As the resident superstar rock-god of my own imagination, I've surprisingly been lucky enough to actually get people to pay me money for it at times over the past twelve years or so. Since high school I've been more bands than I can count with shoes on, from rock and jazz to hip hop and even (ugh) country. It's taken me on tours all over the U.S. and I'm thankful for being able to share that kind of talent. Without music, I would truly cease to be.
I am the antonym of materialism. I am intelligent enough to hate being intelligent, quick-witted enough for no one to get my jokes, and always the first one to jump at the chance to go a different route than everyone else. I feel that laughter really is the best medicine, so I use my sense of humor as a finely-tuned weapon to deliver those close to me from the evils to which they should never have to succumb. I am Justin... Hear me roar? Pleased to meet ya.
If anyone needs me, I'll most likely be in "Words". Just follow your nose to the rotton shit-stink of bad poetry! Hahaa!
