lounge rap battle

BruceLeet

BruceLeet

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inside the mind of c0wpat
Ok rap battle time BWOYZ and HOEZ you better REKONIZE rap battle the poster above/below/anywhere!.. i've got no one to battle at the moment so i'm going to post something random! GO!




Yo Yo Yo, my name is bruceleet and i'm about to kick it
I lube up mzfluffys back hole coz thats the place to stick it

I stay up all night posting while i chomp viagra pillz
I cruise the nudie thread with my one hand browsing skillz

I got hoes across the world with my vast bluelight connections
From sassyxl to kitd i got the place to dump erections


GoGoggoGGOGgo.
 
YoYoYo! reprezent the names bruceleet!
I spend most my time with my hands on my meat
checking out the gallery of slushy muddy water
she'd get it in the butt even if she was my daughter

Give it up for my main negro junglejuice
yeah he's travelling round spain he is in on the loose
collecting STD's from all the spanish ladies
no chance of him coming home now he's got a case of rabies

kittyinthedark you dont have to be single
coz with bruceleets penis you can mingle
i'll make your bootay and your titties go jingle jangle
as i'm lapping at your crotch like a hungry cocker spaniel
 
Mz Fluffy, thinking cuz her minds all puffy
tough G, rough D for Sarah Michelle Buffy

and anyone one posting next will need an Etch -A-Sketch
to figure out their way out of their own assholes injest

Word.

P.S. Bruce leet fits snug liek a petite :P
 
i'm never one to turn down a rap battle

bruce has his hands down his pants because he just can't kick it
talking like he's a giant but in reality has the widget of a circus midget
first thing he searches for is a thread i can't even find
he's got too much virtual pussy on his perverted mind
he flops his dick out on the web because he's scared to do it outside of virtual reality
when it comes to sizing up cocks they refer to me as the manatee

380109-manatee.jpg
 
Pfffffft.

Your shit's weak, like quarter months when it comes to battle.
Talkin' 'bout chicks you couldn't bag, so get off the saddle.
You ain't ridin' fluff or slushy mud water - put down your paddle.
kitty in the dark's too prime for your ass, like angus cattle.
Matter fact, the only thing you can touch is your teeny weenie.
Rub that shit, the only bitch you might get is a fuckin' genie.
Servin' bitches like you, like hot plates of fettuccine.
Man, that's it, throw the towel, mother fucker - you'll never see me.
 
breakzhabit,

rap battling me was like your worst decision
i spit out my rhymes with expert precision
first i'll pull down my pants i'll bust my nut to blind your vision
if you aint got a hole for me to fuck then i'll make a new incision
I've got more online hoes than your shoe can hold toes
my bluelight game is pimpin and you know how it goes
 
BruceLeet: Talk's cheap. So what chu smokin'?
I'm a geek, so to speak, but my meat sure keep 'em chokin'.
Been through more sweet pussy, a feat you're only hopin' to beat -
just ask the girls on the steet - I keep 'em open.
Pull your pants up. You couldn't hang wit this freak of nature.
Fuck your moms so hard that your pops couldn't help but hate ya.
I'm a pure breed, Colombian steed with a hot temper
that'll leave you lyin' horizontal colder than December.
 
With so much drama in the BL board
Its kinda hard bein mod BL double jayyy
But I, somehow, some way
Keep lockin' some funky ass shit like every single day
May I, act a lil plurry to the n00bs
And, take a few shots as I breeze through
six in the mornin and the board still jumpin
Why the fuck I ain't sleepin?
I got ladies in the nudie thread gettin it on
And, they'll keep postin' til bruceleet breaks his bone
So what you wanna do, sheeeit
I got a box of BestWhip and my homeboys do too
So turn on the 'pod and do a line
But (but what) you don't know bout pixels
So we gonna do a case to this
BL'ers up, GL'ers down, while you motherfuckers bounce to this

Chorus: repeat 2x

Postin on the board, doin whippits, sippin on GHB
Laid back [wawawawawawawawawawwawawawa]

:D
 
^ fucking lol =D

so much talent in the lounge it makes me wonder why we sit here posting all day when we could be in a rap possy called B12 or something sippin on 40's and bouncing in our lowriders. Yeaaah Beotchz.
 
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if you guys thought you could rap
id take that statement back
cos all your shit is whack
and its me, I am back
but still not black
even though i'd tried to swop like michael jackson
man your rhymes are whack son
cos its me the original mc-bob-e
fixated on the number 23
when im on the mic I get lively
seeing all you name droppers
just naming more random internet pill poppers
or nude photo swoppers
with some shit domokun photoshoppers
you be the ones without the real flow
all you got is your post count
and that is real sad you know
going to meet up's
trying not to get beat up
as you posted a few flames
against an internet screen name
running scared of someone
as you posted something honest about them
well I will be honest about all of you
when it comes to rapping you aint got a clue
and with that im done, im through
I gave you something to chew
so spit me out some better rhymes
and I might challange you back a second time
 
calling out for back up
as you cant keep this rap shit up
looks like you messed up
did I use the word up enough yet?

Well don't forget you be calling
calling for your man,
calling for your brother
by the time i've finished with you
you be crying to your mother
 
MC BoB E betta watch your back
What's your problem kid?
You been smokin' crack?
I'm gonna get ya
comin' outta the trees
like vietnamese thieves
covered in leaves
dressed in fatigues

Callin for MC Benefit ain't no problem
Beef ain't for dinner, why you tryin' to rob him?

My boy's brain is warped
like he's been huffing ether
He'll entertain and amuse you
He's got no reason to abuse you

Til now

:D
 
Beef ain't for dinner
its between some of these girls legs
you notice they dont post picture
well I will tell you what that says
roast beef sandwich
something you cant miss
chewing on the fat
just like this rap is
mc-bob-e on the mic
its a benefit gig for the disabled
rhyme unabled
now hit me with something
show me you know how to rhyme
I count
3
2
1
and its about time
 
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