Confessions from a tweaked out Repo Man
For me there is no better rush than legally stealing a car after smoking some killer meth. I would do a big cloud after I jimmy'd the door, and then revv up the motor to alert the poor bastard that someone was getting off with his vehicle. After a quick powerstall sometimes the chase would be on! With glass dick hanging from my quivering lips I speed thru the night, not forgetting to call the local police department to report the car jacking. When that wasn't enough of a rush, I would go on a NAKED REPOSSESSION. I'm telling you I was whacked out on the shit, but it provided some of the greatest thrills of my life. Fuck the naked beer runs, steal a car naked! You'd be amazed of all the shit I used to find in peoples tweaker mobiles......if it wasn't drugs it was sex toys or both. Ask any repo man and they will tell you that you either find bibles or drugs....or both! I once followed this poor dude to the grocery store....jacked his car while he was inside buying dinner for his family. He was pissed. I'd do anything to get the vehicle, even if it meant breaking in their house to steal the keys, or cutting down a fence with bolt cutters to speed away. And man all the free shit inside to tweak on overnight. Ever had your shit repo'd and realize your expensive golf clubs were missing? That was me helping myself to the loot....and getting away with it every time. I'm not proud of all this, but it makes for decent fodder for true life confessions of a tweaked out repo man.
