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My middle son received an email from the local Labour party, regarding the scrutiny of new membership applications. It’s not about his application – he joined six months ago, and appears to be considered something of a senior figure in the party – but about those of two boys in his year at school. One, the party suspects, is actually a Conservative supporter, and therefore faces expulsion “under clause 2.I.4.B of the Labour party rules”. The other, well, they’re just suspicious. Could my son please confirm that his classmate is a secret Tory, or provide assurances that his other classmate is as Labour as he claims?
Let us put aside for a moment the fact that everyone concerned in this micro-witchhunt is 17 (I’ve got a feeling the sender of the email isn’t long out of school himself) – an age when your track record as a supporter of anything is liable to be brief or non-existent, and precisely the time of your life when you might experience a genuine change of heart. And let’s forget about the muddy nature of loyalty and how it might colour any answer to that email.
Instead, let’s look on the bright side: by encouraging students to rat on one another, Labour has found a way of making politics relevant to young people again. Imagine being backed against the common room wall, lifted up by your tie and asked: “Did you snake me out to the acting vice-chair of the constituency membership committee?” (I am assured by another son that this is the appropriate language to use in such a situation, although he does have a habit of winding me up about this sort of thing.) Suddenly school politics and party politics are one and the same.
For the record my son is friends with both students (he instantly forwarded the email to them) and says their support for Labour is genuine. He reckons the Labour party’s doubts are founded on an essay written by one of the boys before the election, explaining why he would vote Conservative if only he were old enough, which appears somewhere on the school’s website.
According to my son – a witness – both the subject and the stance of this essay were assignments: no one in the classroom put their hand up when the pro-Tory line was offered.
He was never ukip-friendly since i've listened to him; rabidly anti whenever i've heard him mention them - the lefty cabbie is part of the irony of what makes him the 'artist' taxi driver i reckon(always been sound whenever i've listened (quite often) - loud, but sound - compassionate - i agree with nearly everything i've heard him say tbh (i especially love when he talks about the queen and her goat legs and million pound hat)
(the first link with him mixed into some dub is cool too)
I've never heard him be anything but lefty
Yep, I'd argue that triangulation has played a massive part in alienating not just one generation, but two, or possibly three, from mainstream politics altogether. It's arguable that no pandering to the right was necessary at all in order to win the 1997 GE; although maybe not by the (unhealthy) landslide which did occur.
Unfortunately, the myth of the 'centre', inherited from US politics, where centre essentially equates to 'moderate right', would appear to have been set in stone, and of course it's the right-wing press which will always dictate this 'centre'.
I hope my cynicism is proven wrong, but public opinion doesn't necessarily translate to election results, as contradictory as that may initially sound.