Introducing...MED

[MountEdenDubstep]

Hey there. I won't tell you my name, but I will tell you this: I am friendly. Okay?

Here are some things about me that will help you get to know me:

-I wish somebody would reply to the stuff I'm going to say
-There is a kid sitting next to me right now, looking at the stuff I'm writing about, and I really hate him and want to rip off his crundle, fold it into a paper airplane and shove it up his ass
-I always wonder if I'm respected or if I'm just another forumer
-I masturbate every night
-I'm a bad kid in a good city
-I do drugs
-I'm a terrible biker in real life even though I tell everybody I'm not
-Horror movies are like porn to me
-I love porn
-I have a minor case of ADD but I take prescriptions for it every day because I'm not that much of an idiot
-I want to have a job in the future that takes care of little british brats screaming into their Xbox, PC and PS3 mics about how good they are at life and that Americans are stupid (we've actually been to the moon unlike you morons who have a government that is so ancient that you'd think it was dinosaur poop itself)
-I'm sorry I have to treat british people like that^
-Sometimes I lie in my bed, smear myself with vaseline and coconut oil........and pretend I'm a carrot
-I feel like I'm the only one in my city who listens to screamo
-Dubstep is so overrated
-Smiling is overrated
-I smile a lot
-I wish I could speak spanish and italian FLUENTLY
-My ex is beautiful but is also a terrible girlfriend. I can't believe I loved her and dated her twice
-My middle name(s) is/are: Logan Lucas. That sounds like a gay pornstar name
-I get embarrased really easily
-At one point in my life, I was bullied by 3 people and I myself bullied 3 other people
-I hate anyone who says swag, hashtag, or yolo. They make themselves look more stupid than they really are
-School sucks
-Writing books is awesome
-I wish I had a six-pack
-I'm fine with gays, just not when the couple shows it off in public.
-I love strobe lights and I once had a seizure after staring at one for 20 minutes (I was 5)
-penis and vagina are funny words......when my parrot says them
-I sneeze a lot
-Sometimes, I wish some video games were real and you could interact with them like you could in real life (Grand Theft Auto, Skyrim, Minecraft, but not FR2)
-I don't understand the whole thing with boobs (I know what they are, I just don't like them. They get in the way if you know what I mean)
-I like ass
-I will never tell anyone what happened the first time I played Slender (I'll let you fill in the blanks)
-Sometimes, I'm funny without even realizing it
-All the cocky kids hate me
-I am obsessed with serial killers
-I hate mainstream
-I think coffee is good with A LOT of sugar
-Mirrors Edge makes me jealous of my lame parkour skills (<< most underrated game of the century, believe me)
-No, I am not actually the producer or any of the DJ's of MED. I met them, I'm friends with them on facebook, and I like their songs. THATS IT.
-I wish I could shapeshift
-Sometimes when I was little, I would pretend to be a ninja and accidentally killed my pet bunny (via karate-chop, it's a long long story)
-I wish I lived in a nudist colony and that sex was allowed if you just asked

 

[Toucan]

squawk! #yolo

PS welcome to bluelight
PSS if you'd paid any attention during Wallace and Gromit: A Grand Day Out you would know that the British HAVE been to the moon

 

[MountEdenDubstep]

squawk! #yolo

PS welcome to bluelight
PSS if you'd paid any attention during Wallace and Gromit: A Grand Day Out you would know that the British HAVE been to the moon

"Oh no Gromit, we fo got the crackas"

Okay, I didn't think of that. Nice one man, that was funny!