It seems it's possible to hire scientists on an
hourly rate.
With a bit of funding we could accomplish anything... But first:
The project: an app contains a database, or possibly some complex ai brain model since thsts whats in atm, keeping track of neuro transmitters levels, seratonin, dopamine etc. The user can input what drugs they are using in real time, or depending on how far into the future we are atm a lil device that can measure directly and alert the user when they've sufficiently recharged.
It could give suggestions, ie "good morning psychonauty69, today you can smoke half a gram of crack and a 3 wiffs of amyl nitrate and still have 50% dopamine remaining. You can eat 13mg diazepam in the next 24 hours without risk of withdrawal." optional electric shock and knockout dose of quintiepine for ignoring the advice.
Cost of scientists seems to vary, not sure if they bring their own lab etc. If anyone has interviewing experience or question suggestions feel free to share. Slightly mad/misunderstood scientists get the best results if TV is to be believed but could be challenging to work with.
A Gofundme flufffed up with ill informed aspirations and timeliness could be the way to go, if anyone has any spare change? Grant application could also get some cash flowing. Would need to spend a portion of any investment on various chemicals for testing ofc, as well as paid volunteers.