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I look back on that now and absolutely piss myself laughing!

You guys are a fucking crack up, it's times like these that justify our madness!
Here's another. Sitting at home, coming down and our friends had just walked out our front door. Jezabelle and myself are now perplexed as to what to do with ourselves. For some odd reason I suggested that we play Trivial Pursuit. Jezabelle had a good laugh over the matter until she regained her composure and realised that I was serious!
After momentary persuasion, the Trivial Pursuit game out of the closet, we brushed off the dust and got stuck into it.
The first question was as follows; What's the name for the endorsement that Australians normally need in their passports to visit the USA?
Now, as we would understand in our straight state, the answer is Visa. Jezabelle, being the blonde that she is ummed and ahhed over this one for quite a while. Eventually the clues began to flow, one of which was "It is also a credit card". A light bulb magically appeared above Jezabelle's head and the answer "American Express" popped out of her mouth.
I stared at her in amazement, and then turned the card over to read the correct answer. Eyes darting, I read the answer to the sports question. "No stupid, it's paddles"!
This sparked hours upon hours of meaningless conversation, then we slept.
I dunno.
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IMPORTANT NOTICE: CONSUMPTION OF XTC CAUSES EXCESS SKINNY DIPPING WITH FRIENDS.
"Come in, it's really warm"!
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Ok its new years eve, i have started with a green and gold cap (that was actually blue) and this thing had me peaking hard for 2 and a half hours where i drop again, a green split from same guy i got cap, 10 mins later i drop a white butterfly because i forgot i had taken the split ok so now i am peaking off my tits.....
sitting on the grass about 4am with the worst case of dry mouth/lips you would ever see, no matter how much water i drink i can't hydrate my mouth so i am just sitting there with smurf and ben thinking god i wish i had some lip balm when smurf offers me what i thought was lip balm which turned out to be a contact lens case filled with the results of an earlier ez test....i dip my fingers in about to apply to my lips when smurf starts furiously washing my hand with bottled water tellin me it was acid
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now thats what you call drugfucked
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Hahhaha I am laughing out aloud here!!
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I have done umm ALOT of stupid things in my time!! Lets not relive all of them though
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One happened 1 Sunday (or maybe it was Monday) night, after a very BIG weekend of way 2 many pills. We went back to my friends house and proceeded to eat Mesculine. This is when it all goes past the point of (I dont have a fucking Clue at all to what is going on anymore). Umm I think we actually slept that night and woke up and ate Sunflowers but Im really not sure... as my story will tell U.
Myself and a couple of friends went down 2 BP to buy some ice cream. Still extremely lost, we passed a couple of joggers - and I made the comment "They are going for there early morning jog." my friends laughed cuz they thought I was being silly and joking around, but I was being serious. I thought it was morning time, but in actual fact it was really like about 9pm when it was just starting to getting dark!
I had completely lost all my sense of time and was to fucked to even look @ a watch.
Another very cring-worthy experience was on New Years Day. All my friends had tickets 2 Summerdayze except for me, so In my extremly muddled headstate I figured Id sweet talk my way in. ID eaten 2 yellow tweeties and snorted a few lines of lou, so as u can imagine I was completely SPED of my head!!
I then proceeded to talk shit to 2 policeman, making up a story about how I had lost my ticket @ welcome 2000 the night before, talking at a million miles an hour with extremely scatterd sentences. I can only imagine how stupid I looked haha.
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When they wouldnt let me in, I nearly burst out crying, But oh well I got in in the end!
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One night at the Metro in Sydney I had been going hard for quite a while and decided I needed a bit more speed to keep me going. After a while, I was feeling quite awake again, and was happily going off in my own little world.
Anyway, pretty soon I noticed a guy standing against a wall with a shirt that said DEA on the back (you know, people have got them everywhere!).
About this time, the paranoia kicks in, and here is stupid me convinced that this guy was actually from the DEA (never mind its in AMERICA!!!) and he was here to get me and my friends.
I sat there thinking for ages how I was going to let everyone know that they had to get rid of all their drugs without being too obvious. It wasnt until the guy saw me staring at him and smiled and waved that I snapped out of it.
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Lets see now... Oh yes!
My friends and I decided that it would be fun to drop acid one night and go to Twister, a cheesy Retro night in Melbourne. We decided to take public transport just to make the ride all that more fun.
Anyway, we were at McDonald's in the city getting a snack, when one of my friends mentioned they had "acid-back". We were all laughing, saying that she couldn't have had acid back YET - it comes later. Then my other friend walked out and mentioned he had a sore foot. So someone says, "Gee, that means you must have acid-foot".
Well that was it. Another friend: "My stomach hurts. I must have acid-stomach"
Another: "I think I've got acid-finger"
And another: "I reckon I've got acid-toe"
So there's us absolutely losing the plot, laughing our arses off in the middle of McDonald's. Everything became an acid-something. Acid-knee, acid-hand, acid-ear, acid-leg - basically most parts of the human anatomy became acid that night... Even parts of the city!
One that stays with me is "acid-tram". Why? The tram we were on broke down. And a short trip ticket became a "SHHH! Trip!"
Does anyone else find that funny? Or is it another "you had to be there" story?
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I was there, so it's an absolute pisser!
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Shhh! Trip! *ROFLMFAO*
I had acid-elbow, tho I think that had something to do with hitting my elbow against the railing at the tram stop...
And there were plenty of other funny moments that night, but most of them you had to be there...
'cept for one: The second time the tram broke down (lost count of the number of times tho, maybe we were just tripping, but that tram was fucked!) we noticed smoke coming out of a vent on the outside of the tram, so we told the tram driver and she ran of the tram screaming something about the tram going to blow up (or something like that) ... the rest of us just pissed ourselves
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