5 minute CWE - easy, effective and well suited for knocking one out in your car (fnarr, fnarr).
Materials:
Quantity of co-codamol tablets
Bottle of cold drinking water
Empty glass bottle (I use a 35cl vodka bottle)
Sheet of stiff card (a greetings card is ideal)
J Cloth
Sheet of kitchen roll
Vessel to drink from (mug, cup, glass, etc)
Method:
Take the sheet of card and fold it in half (if you're using a greetings card, that bit's already done). Fold the 3 open sides over to create an envelope.
Open the card up again and empty out your required number of tablets close to the centre line, then fold up again.
Lay the card on a firm surface then use the glass bottle to pulverise the tablets within. I find a combination of bashing and rolling works well. Do this until all tablets are a fine powder. The cardboard envelope contains all of the powder.
Open up the card and using the centre crease channel the powdered tablets into the neck of the bottle you used to crush them.
Take your bottle of water and squirt enough water into the glass bottle to just cover the powdered tablets.
Swirl the bottle around to thoroughly mix the water and powder. You only need to do it for a few seconds and it will still look like a sludgy mess.
Take the J cloth and thoroughly wet with cold water, then squeeze out the excess. Lay the cloth out flat.
Place the piece of kitchen roll flat on top of the J cloth and ensure the kitchen roll gets wet all over from the cloth. This is your filter.
Place the filter (with the J cloth facing down) over the top of your drinking vessel. Push down in the middle to create a depression, taking care not to tear the kitchen roll.
Pour the contents of the glass bottle into the depression in the filter. Don't worry about any residues in the bottle, that's the shit you don't want, but you can add a few extra ml of water to wash it out if you want - it won't hurt.
Don't bother waiting for the liquid to filter through, gather up the edges of the cloth so that the gunk is all in a ball over the top of the mug then start squeezing, working down to the ball of gunk. The J cloth prevents the kitchen roll from bursting so you can squeeze fairly hard (you can't do this with coffee filters - you'd be there all fuckin day waiting for it to filter through).
The filtrate in the mug should be relatively clear, but a little cloudiness is acceptable.
Drink the contents of the mug. It should taste very bitter.
Results:
Does the fuckin job!
Discussion:
This method removes the need to fuck about with fridges/freezers and coffee filters and is a forced filtration somewhat akin to vacuum filtration which speeds the process up significantly rather than having to wait for hours for the filtrate to slowly drip through the increasingly clogged coffee filters. It also minimises absorption of the good stuff by the filter. I've tried lots of different methods and this quick n dirty one works just as well imo - especially for an impatient cunt like me...