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How NOT to write a pillreport

Soma

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Date Submitted 14-Sep-2001
Submitted By:
Name: Purple Euro Dollar
Area: Sydney
Color: purple
Logo: euro dollar
Shape: round kinda small
Rating: 10
Comments: This pill ties equally as the best pill i have ever had apart from an imported ice based red HQ from UK. These pills were about 50% pure sydney coke, absoule bliss when snorted bring on an instant full body orgasm. These pills are the bomb.
EZ Test Result: not tested on an ez-test but came up first as dark purple then changed slowly to a dark blue indicating a strong cocain base
Suspected Contents: MDMA - MDMA (Ecstasy)
Don't bother searching on it on pillreports, its been nuked. Thought I'd leave this one here for prosperity.
[This message has been edited by Soma (edited 15 September 2001).]
 
Sometimes its stupidity. But sometimes its just because they plain don't know any better
I'm constantly surprised by how many people think they 'know' something when in reality its just things they've heard from friends, and their friends sources are just other things 'heard' and generally 'considered' to be true.
 
hi Soma, I just replied to that comment as you nuked it this morning. Basically just trying to help clarify (yes there is coke in a small % of pills.. Please rate on MDMA)
Im 'undinism' on pillreports. I hope my (only person????!?!) report on blue diamonds fitted in good
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Collecting all these dodgy posts into a dodgy post section might not be such a bad Idea, that way if someone is constantly posting BS it would be easily spotted and for tards that dont seem to know any better it could serve as a warning almost, plus reading thro some of them is just plain hilarious.
Of course it tested to have a strong coke base, I love it
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Wazza everything is fine as long as you follow the guidelines. Your report was fine.
An excellent/posterchild report would be thus:
Date Submitted 04-Jan-2001
Submitted By Smurf
*#$!
Name: Rolls Royce
Area: Sydney
Color: White
Logo: RR (overlap)
Shape: Round - scored
Rating: 8
Comments: Quite a small pill 7mm x 3mm. Very solid. White, no speckles, scored on back, Capital RR overlapping.
Very clean smooth mdma pill. Lasts around 3 hours. Good for dancing on. (different to the ones posted 2 weeks ago with blue /grey specks) but similar in effect.
EZ Test Result: Black in 2 seconds
Suspected Contents: MDMA - MDMA (Ecstasy)
It tells it like it is. Excellent physical description and a not overly hyped effect description with no embelishments or stupidness. A test result and a rating that content/reflected the effect of the pill.
As for the whole coke thing. well... http://www.bluelight.ru/ubb/Forum32/HTML/000015.html?reload=5
 
Another classic example:
(http://www.pillreports.com/viewpill.php3?sub=-1&area=6&id=11040)
Date Submitted 24-Mar-2001
Submitted By 637RolliN
*#$!
Name: stars
Area: manila
Color: orange
Logo: star
Shape: circle tablet
Rating: 10
Comments: i dropped half immediately when i got to the house... after everyone started rollin, i to0k my other half with a few joints. the joints really fucked me up, cause by the time i was peaking, i was getting visuals... walls were collapsing, and depth was goin crazy. the pill g0t me horny, so i dragged myself to the bathr0om and managed to jack off. i couldn't see right, had shutter vision, so i jus came all over the wall. as i was ejaculating, i alm0st fainted, my heart was pacing so fast i thought i was gonna throw up. it was so gud, i could've sworn i was fuckin a pussy right there, i might as well have, cause i forgot to lock the d0or, and some bitch barged in and saw me with my pants d0wn jackin off on the wall.
fortunately the bitch was weeded/[e]'d out t0o, so she jus came in n' to0k a piss on the toilet... we ended up chattin n' gettin hella sentimental together outside on the balcony that night. she's actually passed out right now on the bed, and i'm still shakin from all the coffee and speed... i hope i fall asleep s0on, i haven't slept in 24 hours, and i'm dying to sleep, but i cant. my heart beat keeps me awake... SHITTT~!!!!! somebody help me...... pls?
T.T
EZ Test Result: purple/black
Suspected Contents: MDMA - MDMA (Ecstasy)
 
Nice call Soma.
If I never see another "best pill I've ever had..." post I'll be too soon.
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Empathy. Grace.
 
Sadly, I think the above pillreports are serious... a lot of people aren't as clued up to what they're putting in their bodies.
Due to the 'taboo' nature of the discussions on Bluelight, a lot of the information we take for granted is really scarce and hard to find for many people.
Fortunately the benefits of Pillreports and Bluelight are that people can be pointed in the right direction to real information, so hopefully they can learn the facts. They might choose to ignore the advice they find, or they might trust the words of their dealer (who may be equally as naive) more than someone on the net. You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink.
BigTrancer
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Load universe into cannon. Aim at brain. Shoot.
 
Yes, always pays to look at the full picture :)
Still modding many hrs a week from work for pillreports, just can't do it at home as no home DSL until 12/12.
Big ups to soma and cowboy mac for keeping it tidy when I am not on :)
And I finally got to meet Soma not too long ago. *WHEEEE*
 
Submitted By friend
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Name: silver dollar
Area: melb
Color: grey/silver
Logo: none
Shape: 4 x 7mm flat
Rating: 8
Comments: code name: SILVER DOLLAR
this is at first unusual as the pill has no logo, however it is rather silver in colour!
the size is approximately 7mm wide by 4mm deep. they are flat top and bottom but heaverly bevelled on one side. these are the only physical markings. THEIR MOST OBVIOUS CHARACTERISTIC is the VERY STRONG SMELL of ANISEED. the pill has been pressed hard and breaks up to a fine powder very nicely.
a small sample of the powder was tested with the e-test,this showed a strong presence of mdma (colour: instant purple, to balck after 5 seconds, plus much fizzy action ).
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SORRY SOMA YOU ARE CORRECT..... MUCH ARTICLE DELETED... you can read my full report here http://www2.bluelight.ru/ubb/Forum35/HTML/000608.html?reload=4
I have also adjusted my rating to a eight, because i had three on the night in question! i'd only need two if they were a nine and one if it were a ten. 8P
EZ Test Result: purple instanly.... black 5 seconds, plus fizzy action
Pill Consumed: unknown
Suspected Contents: MDMA - MDMA (Ecstasy)
i always loved this one... especially the comments it drew on pillreports.
it also taught me a valuable lesson with reporting.
the full report is still archived so you can check the link.
 
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