How many straight guys would let a guy suck them off?

[Nom de Plume]

Lol Plume

PriestTheyCalledHim says,

Heh your poem reminds me of this meme.

I was, to an extent, being jocose and comical. However, a story's being farcical does not necessarily imply its being apocryphal.

I am, uh... what's that politically correct, modern term—oh, pansexual—or, if you prefer, polysexual (or the more risible, albeit corny and gauche, portmanteau 'try-sexual').

And don't think for a moment that I'm one of those "gender blind", Judith Butler-esque, gender/women's studies graduates, who follow identity politics and liberal democracy precepts as if religion.

No, I'm just an amoral, sex-obsessed sybarite that prefers depravity in lieu of decorum and profligacy over propriety (well, at least in regards to the ol' in-out, in-out).

I ain't no immoderately moody, damnably dumb, mindlessly open-minded, mawkish moppet who thinks egalitarianism, the countenance of a cretinous cunt, and a grody and ironic pet collar or a cranium crammed with pathetic piles of political piffle are adequate substitutes for critical thought and something tangible to gripe about.

Oh, but I joke! Besides, such stupid slatterns and torpid termagants, like in your NSFW spoiler, can only afford the brunt of an invective or taken-too-far joke.

How many alliterations can I conceive per paragraph before brunch, I occasionally challenge myself.

 

[PriestTheyCalledHim]

In retrospect just because you can get hard watching porn and a guy sucking your cock can get you off. Doesn't mean you are bisexual. And believe me if you start with porn, a good male cocksucker will make you cum. That's because most gay men love and I do mean love sucking cock and it shows in the quality of their blow job. Most women, as mentioned earlier, feel it's a chore, they do it but they don't love to do it.

My wife wanted to see a guy suck my cock so I allowed it and it was the best BJ I had in my life up to that point. But that doesn't mean that I started becoming attracted to men. I didn't start noticing DSL's on men and getting boners when a gay guy came around.

I'll tell you it's a very well kept secret if you have a beautiful cock like I do, you can get a BJ every day just by a simple post in CL. But I only do that when things are slow. I don't feel that makes me Bi but it probably classifies me as opportunistic. Lol.

It's pretty obvious you are bisexual. But I don't know any actual straight/hetero guys who post on CL and look for men to suck their cock every day, or who have ever gotten oral sex from a man.

If my hetero/straight friends want a woman and there's not one around they go on Craigslist and will put up a general ad and have sex with a fat or ugly woman, go to a bar and pick up any woman that's DTF/DTS, or even go to female prostitutes.

 

[socko]

No dude who has sex with another dude is straight. Oral is a form of sex, and you're in denial if you think receiving isn't. . Posting ads for it on craigslist is gay. I wonder if you use phrases like "on the low down" to describe it.

 

[PriestTheyCalledHim]

If were bi sexual I'd b attracted to men I'm not.
I didn't say i did it every day. I said it could be done every day.

WHY QUOTE ME IF YOU'RE NOT EVEN PAYING ATTENTION TO MY QUOTE.
Damn why are all the mods here hell bent on pushing their views on people.

Read the quote you gathered, can't you read!!

Lol have you tried getting any pussy off Craigslist i can do it but its not ss easy as it sounds.
Even if you are going for the low hanging fruit.

Just because I'm not homophobic doesn't mean iI'm attracted to men

Plus it doesn't matter what you think is obvious what matters is whatmmakes my cock hard
If i was bisexual do you think i would be afraid to say so?
It matters what gets my cock har. And I have never looked at a guy and gotten hard

You're attracted to men sexually on some level. Otherwise you would not be having sex with them, putting up personal ads looking for them to have sex with on occasion, and you would not be letting them give you oral sex.

There are some bisexual men who just want to get oral sex from other men, and that's all they're mainly into.

Even your icon with two men and a woman is a symbol for a bisexual 3 way.

Don't beat yourself up, or feel bad. Sometimes it takes time to accept yourself or that you're not heterosexual.

 

[StoneHappyMonday]

Just posing the question...but are most straight men really attracted to women? Or to pussy? Coz there's a difference. IME, most straight men seem to actually hate women. Love sex, sure. Pussy, yes. Women? Misogynist cunts most of them.

Sooooo....is it enough, on that logic, if you're just attracted to cock (for the purpose of orgasm) to be called bisexual?

Just posing the question...

 

[StoneHappyMonday]

Yeah, sorry. For where I typed 'cock' substitute 'male mouth' (for the purposes of orgasm).

 

[PriestTheyCalledHim]

If you are going by wiki or Websters I meet one of the definitions of bisexual. I have been involved in a sexual act with the same gender. But as a general common belief most bisexuals are attracted to members of the same sex. With the emphasis on "ATTRACTED". See this Google search in just the previews alone count how many times you see the word attracted or something similar to it.


https://www.google.com/search?hl=en-US&ie=UTF-8&source=boatbrowser&q=bisexual


I'm not attracted to men. I'm attracted to orgasms which can be caused by a male mouth just as well as a females mouth. But strangely I can not keep it up to have anal sex with a man even with the best live porn going on in the room.
So when It comes down to it if you want to call me bisexual that is fine. But that tag gives off the appearance that I'm attracted to men which I'm not. So I choose not to use it.

Anal sex with men is not a requirement if you are bisexual.

Not even all gay men are into anal sex, and it's not a requirement for gay men either.

I have heard that the majority of gay and bisexual men are into oral sex or prefer it over anal sex.

Butt, you have some bi and gay men who really like and prefer anal sex just like there are heterosexual people who prefer anal sex to vaginal sex.

 

[Methacodone]

Never.

I don't have a problem with gay people, but that doesn't stop me from thinking its VERY WRONG.

I'm a Christian, and am a very proud Christian.

Straight is the way to go!

Remember- God created ADAM and EVE. Not ADAM and STEVE.

 

[JessFR]

Never.

I don't have a problem with gay people, but that doesn't stop me from thinking its VERY WRONG.

I'm a Christian, and am a very proud Christian.

Straight is the way to go!

Remember- God created ADAM and EVE. Not ADAM and STEVE.

That phrase is profoundly annoying. God didn't stop his creation with Adam and Eve, Steve showed up, just not till a bit later.

That people are born gay is virtually undeniable, and if they were born gay, then turns out god created steve after all. Then steve found another steve, and it was good.

No dude who has sex with another dude is straight. Oral is a form of sex, and you're in denial if you think receiving isn't. . Posting ads for it on craigslist is gay. I wonder if you use phrases like "on the low down" to describe it.

See I can't make sense of that logic. So if a guy has sex with a man once he's gay. Doesn't that also mean if a gay guy has sex with a woman once he's now undeniably straight?

Does it apply to chicks too? If I finger a girl, am I now a lesbian? Is it only if I enjoyed it? Given all my previous partners were men, which I enjoyed. Back to the boys again, what if he doesn't like it and has only slept with girls till then? Any room for experimentation here? This simple explanation seems very complicated.

 

[Bearlove]

Gods first and only rule - don't eat that apple. When his only rule was ignored - why not throw caution to the wind and accept his creations to do what they want.

 

[tantric]

Why, of course I'd accept a blowjob from another guy. Man, woman, transsexual—it all feels as nice when you close your eyes and they open their mouth.

I'm more like a libertine or debauchee when it comes to coitus.

A liaison with a lascivious lady,
a matinee with a man or any willing wight,
a fling with some salacious swain,
or a tryst with a transvestite
it all matters just the same.

Every hole is a goal, and every goal is worth scoring, I say.

that deserves a reply - i had to do some serious google-fu to find this:

Sally-Jo taught erotic correction.
She told her student to get an erection.
"Put your dick in my mouth.
Move it north, move it south --
Now, you're getting a sense of direction!"

Her instructions were very explicit,
and more than a little illicit:
"Please fill up my cunny
with fresh clover honey,
and butter my buns like a biscuit."

"Then wrap me up nice in a blanket,
and I'll sit on your staff while you crank it.
I'll put on some feathers,
and laces and leathers,
and wiggle my ass while you spank it."

"Now that your fingers are stinky,
tie me up in some chains that are clinky.
Bring in goats and a sheik,
give my titties a tweak
--and _now_, we can start getting kinky!"

"Forget what the chain and the whip meant.
Just get the straps and the slings and a shipment
of high-grade Vaseline,
and a strong trampoline,
and all of the other equipment!"

"Now, when we get all the bedsprings a-drummin',
that's when I'll start in a-hummin',
then quickly, my dear,
put it into my ear,
so I'll hear the sound of it comin'!"

"I don't know how much this is costing,"
said her student, still covered with frosting.
"But I can say with affinity
that I've lost my virginity.
Quite frankly, my dear, you're _exhausting_!"

---From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all
rights reserved, used with permission of the author.

 

[TheLostBoys]

I worked with an older gentleman that was in the Vietnam war, so I always thought he was a bit crazy from all the chaos over there, & then one day he asked me if I ever had a guy suck my penis, & I was like, fvk no, gtfo.....now this guy is married with kids & has a gf on the side.......one day he stated tgat he did at his previous job.

He said a younger guy offered him $50 to give him a bj, & he closed his eyes, & just thought of his gf........I couldn't believe what I was hearing, cause I don't do that shit.......lol, & he was like, you mean you wouldn't let a guy do it for money, I said fvk no, that's sick shit!

 

[smackydowners]

PriestTheyCalledHim says,



I was, to an extent, being jocose and comical. However, a story's being farcical does not necessarily imply its being apocryphal.

I am, uh... what's that politically correct, modern term—oh, pansexual—or, if you prefer, polysexual (or the more risible, albeit corny and gauche, portmanteau 'try-sexual').

And don't think for a moment that I'm one of those "gender blind", Judith Butler-esque, gender/women's studies graduates, who follow identity politics and liberal democracy precepts as if religion.

No, I'm just an amoral, sex-obsessed sybarite that prefers depravity in lieu of decorum and profligacy over propriety (well, at least in regards to the ol' in-out, in-out).

I ain't no immoderately moody, damnably dumb, mindlessly open-minded, mawkish moppet who thinks egalitarianism, the countenance of a cretinous cunt, and a grody and ironic pet collar or a cranium crammed with pathetic piles of political piffle are adequate substitutes for critical thought and something tangible to gripe about.

Oh, but I joke! Besides, such stupid slatterns and torpid termagants, like in your NSFW spoiler, can only afford the brunt of an invective or taken-too-far joke.

How many alliterations can I conceive per paragraph before brunch, I occasionally challenge myself.

haha, wht the fuck are you on about!!!

i like your style, though, and your attitude to all things carnal.

i think if a really hot tranny started literally attacking my dick (should i ever be so lucky), i'd have to yield and let him get on with it. but otherwise no.

....am i a gay?

 

[socko]

....
See I can't make sense of that logic. So if a guy has sex with a man once he's gay. Doesn't that also mean if a gay guy has sex with a woman once he's now undeniably straight?

Does it apply to chicks too? If I finger a girl, am I now a lesbian? Is it only if I enjoyed it? Given all my previous partners were men, which I enjoyed. Back to the boys again, what if he doesn't like it and has only slept with girls till then? Any room for experimentation here? This simple explanation seems very complicated.

You do know what bisexual means, right?

 

[JessFR]

Right so it's not that a guy having sex with another guy makes them gay, it just makes them not straight.

 

[socko]

""Exactly. Maybe sexual preference is like a spectrum where people who are 100% gay and who are 100% straight are on either end. Bisexuality and "bi-curious" and experimentation are somewhere on the middle. Most people probably fall toward one end or the other but identify as gay or straight. So in reality, they are not 100% gay or straight but have some interest in having experiences involving the other orientation. That is the case for this thread when a supposedly straight man lets another dude suck him off. It also seems like the case, especially when people say they are "heterosexual but with complications" as the famous "anti-gay" pastor mentioned ab ove claimed when caught with a male prostitute. So they don't always admit that they are really bisexual.

 

[-=SS=-]

No desire to be involved in any way with another male in any sexual event. I'm strictly a one cock per event rule.

 

[phactor]

No desire for me personally, I wouldn't be aroused.

 

[socko]

I get variations of this pick up line all the time from gay men: "If you turn off the lights and close your eyes, I will be anybody you want me to be while I suck you off: your girlfriend, a hot chick, a porn star, anybody." As tantalizing as the offers are, especially when money is offered, I'm not physically capable of getting a boner for a dude.

 

[tantric]

I get variations of this pick up line all the time from gay men: "If you turn off the lights and close your eyes, I will be anybody you want me to be while I suck you off: your girlfriend, a hot chick, a porn star, anybody." As tantalizing as the offers are, especially when money is offered, I'm not physically capable of getting a boner for a dude.

exactly - and they wouldn't let a woman blow them either. because sex happens in your head, whether you want to believe it or not. people really offer to pay you to suck your dick? i had this friend with benefits a while back, we'd spend a few hours together every other week, and each time when i left, he'd give me $20-$30 'for gas'. yeah, it was great sex, but i clearly enjoyed it just as much as he did and at the time i was a piss poor grad student and that money went a long way. when i finally asked him why, he said he was pagan, and that he'd cast a spell to summon someone who would exactly suit his needs and no more, and that he had to pay for it or it would break the charm. what hell ever, made me feel special, actually, like i was some incubus....cool.