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I have been using bupe and its been like 4 days and I just drank some phillips but I have to go over to a persons house I dont know super well. I have been over there 3 times before.

What is the amount of times you have to be over at someones house before its safe to drop a deuce? I dont want to come across as a jerk.
 
don't be so childish. if you have to use the bathroom, ask where it is and do your business with the minimum of fuss.

alasdair
 
If you have that much trouble with your bathroom habits, go for the courtesy flush.

Something I've never bothered with but a friend told me he always does it at peoples places.

Use the 1/2 flush immediately after you've done your business to get rid of the worst of it.

The flush as normal once you've finished.

I've never seen this as an issue though, and can only reiterate Alisdairs sentiments.
 
If it really bothers you that much, carry a small travel sized cologne spray and freshen the room up before you leave. Yes, I think you're being just a little neurotic about this. :)
 
lostNfound said:
If it really bothers you that much, carry a small travel sized cologne spray and freshen the room up before you leave. Yes, I think you're being just a little neurotic about this. :)
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maybe so, but come on, you are over at this persons house for the second time it has 1.5 bathrooms and is 1000sqft and I unload 4 days worth. You guys are pissing people off and you dot even know it imo
 
Droppersneck said:
I have been using bupe and its been like 4 days and I just drank some phillips but I have to go over to a persons house I dont know super well. I have been over there 3 times before.

What is the amount of times you have to be over at someones house before its safe to drop a deuce? I dont want to come across as a jerk.
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So I'm assuming you have a 4 day load that you need to get off your mind? Most household toilets can not handle this and will plug and possibly overflow. I know this from experience and even got in trouble because of it. Finding an industrial grade toilet will be better. And then there is the odor. Unless you truly hate this person, do not do it. Ever. Go do it at a MacDonalds or a gas station.
 
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gross just saty home, I would be so turned off by someone doing that in my home esp not knowing them
 
I don't give a ..... shit. =D

In general.. If I'm at their house for an extended amount of time I know them well enough to take a #2 in their house if I have to. It's ridiculous to hold off to the point of pain. That's what bathrooms are for. If I walked into my bathroom and it smelled after a friend used it I wouldn't think anything of it other than needing to clean the next day. Big whop.

However not crapping for 4 days means you should probably just stay home. :\
 
Well this is a great topic. I had a friend over that i knew very well. We were having brunch and she said she had to poop and probably should go home. I said no way use mine. Well she did, and the bathroom is right off my studio. I wanted to show her a big project i was working on, so after she finished i went into the studio to unroll the art and show her. But the odor was very strong--suffice it to say she dominated the whole half of my house and we really couldnt look at the art. She lit some incense so it smelled like poop and nag champa, but i really wished she had just gone home.

The annoying thing is she left like right after this whole incident to just go home.

Very good topic.
 
michael said:
it would take me aout ten seconds unless it was a girl i wanted to fuck. shit happens, ya know?
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Yea dudes among dudes is nothing, just lock the door! I would be cautious of shitting in a girls house tho. Why don't you just try and shit before you go over?

Honestly it's not the worse I've encountered. I walked in on a kid I had known for 3 months jerking it in my bathroom. Dumbass didn't lock the door and he's never lived it down
 
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