I swear like a fucking sailor. Don't feel bad about it

It actually gets me in trouble online a lot because people think I'm angry or something, but it's really just how I talk... :D
for the most part, i don't think i have an accent. my roommate (he is from denmark) said i was easy to understand because i spoke like the people on the news.
tho i just use steroetypical midwest words like pop instead of soda.
In WI it's soda, not pop. We also call water fountains "bubblers" in the southeast part of the state (and that's highly localized - I don't know anyone from outside of Milwaukee that says it).
Since starting my new job (where there are lots of people from out of state), I have gotten entirely fucking sick of "did you grow up in the midwest? cuz you sound just a little bit like you did..." YES FUCKER, I'M FROM HERE! lol As if no one in the company is actually from anywhere near it... :D
Since I went ahead and paid ridiculous attention to it cuz I couldn't figure it out for the life of me (I don't hear an accent in most of them, so it makes no sense to me that they hear one in me!), I can tell what they're talking about I think. People in southern WI have tinges of the sound you hear in northern WI/MN, where they really do the whole "don'tcha know!" and "ya der hey" and "uff da" shit; "water" almost sounds like "watter" and "lutefisk" is "loooootefisk" - the minister in King of the Hill is a good example. The letter "o" in particular has the distinctly different sound, almost turning into a "u" a little bit. Other vowels are treated a little differently as well, and many are a little drawn out. Short "i's" are really tight and quick and almost sound like they have half a "y" in front of them - almost "fyish" instead of "fish" etc. Apparently there are a select few words that I say where it's noticeable, but most of the time it isn't.
The informal midwest dialect has a lot of the same stuff as the northeast as well: chruck, i'mma go, ja'eetyet, howboutchu, etc. That's how I normally talk, but I can definitely turn it off in more "proper" situations. What I think is really great is inner city Milwaukee speak. It's this awesome ghetto-riffic patois of southern, midwestern, and northeastern. It's got a sexy swang to it, and I think, if you could say this and make sense, it's one of the more "proper" forms of ebonics.
I just really wonder what people from outside of the US think of US accents, since here we tend to think that a lot of foreign accents are sexy. I just can't see US English being considered sexy... lol