1) Take a square piece of toilet paper (non-scented, non-treated) and divide it into 1-ply.
2) Put your Kratom dose on the toilet paper.
3) Grasp each corner and twist (if it looks like one of those 'pop rocks' that you threw at the ground as a kid urdoingitrite)
4) Take a sip of your favorite beverage and do not swallow.
5) Place the Kratom parachute in your mouth.
6) Take a big gulp down the hatch.
7) ???????
8) PROFIT
These days it's the only way I can get this vile shit down.
That's how I used to do it, but when you want to take 10g+ it sucking fucks!
I've tried the orange juice method as well but I just end up choking or leaving most of it in the glass...
I have also bought (and sold) a capsule machine with 00 capsules, I just found it too much hassle, even with the tamper etc.
Could we discover a whole new method? Me and the no 'arm dun lads used to spoon it into our mouths, then drink anything, it was disgusting!

(Although it did give me the ability to eat/taste *anything* without being sick (not including human/animal/toxic waste) lol
Regarding point 7)??????. I believe one could sell your own kratom alkaloid containing waste on to the local jenkim heads. Lol SP ftw
Hmmmm......I could never be fucked with the tea/extraction stuff.
I can legally buy bottles of Codeine Linctus (600mg Codeine per 200ml bottle), it does contain some alcohol and some tasty chloroform (I don't know how much). I've gone through 20+ bottles over the years (or months lol) without any obvious problems, it seems about 30% stronger than pure Codeine tablets (300mg), the usual dose :D
Tramadol I can get although I don't like the sweating or SNRI effects.
Methadone. Damn that stuff gives a bloody guten shizer high, very strong, it's like a James Brown "I Feel Good" thing all day long, low tolerance = nodding with awake dreams

I sleep like an angel on that stuff too, I even wake up high!
I've come to the conclusion that I'll probably order 4 bottles of Codeine Linctus, get some Tramadol on route (it does boost other opiates nicely) and maybe have a sniff around for Dihydrocodeine and that strong, sticky green juice
I think my opiate tolerance is medium-low, yay 8)
Was this about Kratom?
It seems that I'm a self absorbed opiate fiend...it's hard when you've come off an assorted Pharamaceutical collection, a Methadone addiction, Benzo addiction, plus a mighty weed habit...
I need a high every day, if not I'm in dismay. And hey, no 'arm dun with a little green syrup and maybe some K! (Wish I could get that locally...lost contacts for MDMA, K, LSD etc.)
Why do different drug groups have to look down on other drug groups. E.g. Some stoners look down on ravers, psych heads and opi heads, some ravers look down on opi heads, everyone seems to look down on farmsuitikul heads...lol 8)
I hope this post enlightens at least one BLer, any questions, feel free to ask (it'll cost you mind

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