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how do people masturbate if they are circumsised?

nolys said:
I have skin around the tip of no penis, how I manage to play with myself is by gripping hard, and rubbing my foreskin over the nerve endings in my bellend, I don't see how this could happen without this aforementioned foreskin, as it would create an immense amount of friction without it. Imagine trying to rub a metal baseball bat, with 50-75% of your grip strength, would this be easy to rub it fast and hard for a prolonged period of time? The answer is no, no it would not, which led to my question that non de plume has so kindly answered.
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First one to find the Freudian slip gets a free balloon.
 
^ yeah its almost as good as the stupid but hot woman on come dine with me yesterday who referring to herself said "not such a pretty face". fuck me i cried for 5 mintues
 
I like to get a water-wing ( ya know, the inflatable armbands kids wear when learning to swim ), put that underneath a sofa cushion. I'll then lube up my cock, apply moderate pressure to the sofa cushison, and then fuck the shit outta the water-wing.
 
willow11 said:
I fucken love humans :D


You wrote "I have skin around the tip of no penis". I dunno, I just totally dug it :):)
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Goddamned auto correct lol

HypGnosis said:
I like to get a water-wing ( ya know, the inflatable armbands kids wear when learning to swim ), put that underneath a sofa cushion. I'll then lube up my cock, apply moderate pressure to the sofa cushison, and then fuck the shit outta the water-wing.
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I must invest in one of these water wings
 
HypGnosis said:
I like to get a water-wing ( ya know, the inflatable armbands kids wear when learning to swim ), put that underneath a sofa cushion. I'll then lube up my cock, apply moderate pressure to the sofa cushison, and then fuck the shit outta the water-wing.
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You're the second person I've ever heard of who fucks their couch.
 
nolys said:
Goddamned auto correct lol
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:D I thought that may be the explanation...

HypGnosis said:
I like to get a water-wing ( ya know, the inflatable armbands kids wear when learning to swim ), put that underneath a sofa cushion. I'll then lube up my cock, apply moderate pressure to the sofa cushison, and then fuck the shit outta the water-wing.
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The thought of walking in on someone earnestly fucking a water-wing is just hilarious to me =D
 
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willow11 said:
:D I thought that may be the explanation...



The thought of walking in on someone earnestly fucking a water-ring is just hilarious to me =D
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If you know someone who can fuck a water ring, I'd like his number please.
 
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