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How do I pick up chicks???

Prometheus

Prometheus

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Seeing as I'm going to heat night club I need to know the best techniques for getting some action. Should I do something subtle like grabbing some chicks arse or something more romantic like putting 25ml of g in her drink?
Also when's the best time to stoop? Say it gets to 3am and my horse is yet to come in should I just rub up against any old nag or quit and go home and take care of business myself?
Thanks again for all your help people
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A bluelighter would most likely dance 100 times better than most of the crowd at heat... just gyrate your pelvis more than usual and some bimbo will probably think you're a god...
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Oh, and the other option is to re-discover the joys of binge drinking. And the fine art of getting a chick drunk.
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Subtly is the key.
You must practice 'the nod' every morning and night from now on. Only when you feel you have fully grasped this, can you add the wink.
If the nod fails to work, flattery is the way to a girl's heart. "Hey babe, nice arse" is a good one to remember - it will definitely score you some points
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If the night continues to age, and you still haven't accessorised your outfit, dress up as a rhino. They will swoon
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1. Bend down with the knees - not your back!
2. Get a firm hold with both arms around the buttocks area, and link your hands.
3. Lift with you legs, but keep a nice straight back!
4. Done - youve picked up a chick!
But if they are really heavy, you may need a forklift
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Easy! Go up to a chick (your vitim) and complain about the loud music and your headache. Ask for panadol. Your chick will take you home and beat your arse.
 
But you must choose your victim carefully. I've identified three types of galz that would go to heat.
1) The underager. While these galz will be impressed with your superior knowledge they may just be out for abit of a 'cock tease' because they have no experience. If you do manage to pick up one of these lasses you'll have to deal with her parents in the morning
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2) The drinker. These gairls are usually the least attractive (Although not always) and can probably out drink most blokes. They love dirty jokes and love utes even more. Although these are probably the easiest pick up in the bar their also the clingiest. Expect to naw your arm off in the morning.
3) The 'Heat' elite. Now these girls think that they are god's gift to everything. They don't wait in the queue (Becasue they have slept with most of the bouncers). These girls won't give you the time of day unless you flash the cash and even then they may just be out for some free drinks. Wearing gold is known to attract these galz the more the better. If you do manage to bring one of these girls home home expect a dead root (They don't want to sweat after all). But be warned if you get involved in a relationship they will bleed you dry then spit you out.
Don't say you haven't been warned!
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Huh,...What,...Who,....Dude I can't here a fucken word your saying.
 
Heat= just go the face rape...
Don't talk ... just go up to them and kiss them... works a treat
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Prometheus.
Don't kiss like a fish man!
That's a start!
*winx*
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If I melt dry ICE, do you think I can swim without getting wet?
 
take stylins advice - clean underwear and a good top hat.
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... "wisest is he who knows that he does not know" ... "someone prove i exist" ... asparagus? ...
 
Don't tell me you've actually tried this^^^^!!....GOD!..
(Refering to Pinky & Brain)
Here's a tip to get you started vvvv
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If you meet someone without a smile, give them one of your own.
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why would i wanna give some chick my "smile" when i can bring 'em down to their knees by just showing off ma khot body 'n' ma sixxx pakks.
moit, like Fifi said, it's aaall in the arse grabbing.
it does take a lot of practice thou.
u must grab atleast 50-70 arse per day inorder to know wut it's all bout.
come down chaple st this saturdee and we can all have a practice on them khot chixx.
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I'm a vegetarian not cause i luv animals. I'm a vegetarian cause i hate plants.
 
BFB: OMG!! I can't believe you know that Prom kisses like a fish... gee I wonder who told you!?!?
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**climbs onto his 'been in a relationship for a year or so now' soapbox and begins to rant**
Most chicks, like most people, are stupid.
Most chicks, like most people, you wouldn't spend much time with, even if it was your choice. This is true given that of all the people in our lives, we spend most of our time with a fairly select bunch.
Don't let this shit get you down. And above all, dont try to pick up. If you get picked up, there's less to regret in the morning than if you made more effort.
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**gets off the box and goes looking for some Haagen Dazs**
 
rohypnol.... gets em everytime...
or just use the caveman way... hit em over the head and drag em by the hair....
just don't drag em by the legs... if u do that, they fill up with dirt, and u can't have no fun...
but if u get desparate, call lucy...
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