How do I pick up chicks???

[josh_nexus]

I think you will find the best drug for picking up is probably Money -and a revoltingly large amount of it for that matter..........

 

[De Quincey]

^^
yeah but if you're at heat, a revoltingly large quantity of cocaine would probably be fairly popular as well.

 

[De Quincey]

oh yeah, and be careful Prom, you wouldn't want this to happen to you...

Police warn all male clubbers, party-goers and unsuspecting bar regulars to be more alert and cautious when getting a drink offered from a girl.
There is a date rape drug going around called 'beer'. It is generally found in liquid form and is now being used by female sexual predators at parties to convince their male victims to have sex with them.
The shocking statistic is that 'beer' is available virtually anywhere! All girls have to do is persuade a guy to consume a few units of 'beer' and simply ask the guy home for no-strings-attached sex. Men are literally rendered helpless against such attacks. After several 'beers' men will often succumb to desires to perform sex acts on horrific looking women, who they would never normally be attracted to.
Men often awaken after being given 'beer' with only hazy memories of exactly what has happened to them the night before, just a vague feeling that something bad occurred.
At other times these unfortunate men might be stung for their life's worth in a familiar scam know as 'a relationship' - apparently men are easier victims for this scam after 'beer' has been administered and have already been sexually attacked.
Please! Forward this to every male you know.......... However, if you fall victim to this insidious drug and the predatory women administering it, there are male support groups with venues in every town where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter in an open and frank manner with a bunch of similarly affected like-minded guys.
For the nearest support group near you just look up 'Public House' in the Yellow Pages.

So be really careful, moit.

 

[Miss Peks]

Tight clothes esp tight pants always helps

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Black shiny shoes with a big silver metal gadget on them should help the cause too, girls there seem to like them.
Money and coke however seems to be the big dividing factor between worthy and not worthy

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Hope that's helped a lot

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[fat tony]

i found that as soon as i grew hair on my back the chicky babes just came to me baby !!

 

[josh_nexus]

In response to De Quincey: i reckon that if you had the revolting amount of money the revolting amount of cocaine would kind of find you...........
and as for beer... it is the biggest danger facing us young males these days... ive been stung in exactly the same situation described by de quincey and let me tell you, im sure if i remembered anything it would be an event i would regret for years..... ok hours, after.

 

[De Quincey]

Josh_nexus: true, but what came first, the money or the coke? *waves at AFP officers*

 

[josh_nexus]

De Quincey: that depends on whether you are hugh hefner or pablo escobar.....

 

[Prometheus]

Yer, DQ that beer thing happened to me, I mean to mah friend

, like 64 times in first year, how'd you know?
Still, you could do a lot worse... and you probably will

 

[blufluffybunny]

*Bunny looks at G in fridge*
You need some of this Prom?
*waves to police*
Yeah, I got some... whattya gonna do bitches?
*pulls finger*
So prometheus... this will make gurls "do" you. Although, you are a goodlookin guy. I don't think you need it!
p.s. Munchee said you were.... I dunno.... yer, I think your OK.
*Bunny gives Munchee and Prometheus some G and watches them "GET IT OOONNNNN"
hehehehe
~*P L U R*~

 

[sugarpony]

From my experience at heat, one must compose themselves in a manner of total respect for the woman.
Here are some guidelines:
1. Complement: "Hey baby. Nice shoes, wanna fuck?"
2. Walk up to your desired female counterapart and shirtfront her, then offer your assistance to help her up. Grab her and headbutt her, then take her to the soft cushy couches to "talk" about the bad day she was having.
3. Offer her a drink, then when giving it to her, accidentally spill it on her. Then lick her dry with your tongue.
4. Pretend to know everyone in the place, walk around and shake hands with every guy. All the girls will think you are a god knowing so many people, thus flocking to your arms.
5. If it doesn't work with one, try another.
If that doesn't work, Molly is always around!
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[edit]mods: sorry about the original reply. Thx for editing it, but you beat me to it.

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I felt a cleaving in my mind, as if my mind had split.
I tried to match it seam by seam, but could not make the fit.
The thought behind I strove to join, unto the thought before.
But sequence ravelled out of sound, like balls upon a floor.
[This message has been edited by sugarpony (edited 18 October 2001).]

 

[KaY-b]

pick me....pick me

 

[GlowGurlz]

^^^^^^^^^^
Go on.....pick her up PROM..............

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You know when u've lost the plot as u search every where for it and retrace your steps to try and work out when it escaped.....then BANG......its sitn on the table waving its hands at you with a huge fat smile on its face

 

[Airwalk]

Yeah prom, she appears to ahve mushies as well!
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Dancing, the eternal quest to mash my ankles into dust.

 

[randomblondeboy]

kay-b, mushies, some kabana...yeah..i'm with airwalk...what more could you want??
haagen dazs maybe??

 

[Prometheus]

you flirt

 

[blufluffybunny]

^^^
MOD? What the FUCK!!!!!!!!!!
If you cant pull a bluelighter chick now, then you will just have to go home and pull in the shower.
*WINK*
Congats on your MOD you grovler.
Who's old fella did u suck to get that one? (or does that belong in the flame thread)

CONGRATS YOU DESPERATE FUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Prometheus]

Well it saves me having to wash up afterwards

 

[GlowGurlz]

*blows a kiss to prom*
now that your a mod............. the Bluelight chicks will flock to ya..
Pinky & the brian.....dude...seriously........... me and KaY-b are no were near the size of rosanne....try... Pamela Anderson........
*winks at rbb n prom*
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You know when u've lost the plot as u search every where for it and retrace your steps to try and work out when it escaped.....then BANG......its sitn on the table waving its hands at you with a huge fat smile on its face

 

[KaY-b]

ehhhhhhhh....what you talking about!!!!!
dont we look like daria and jane?!!!!

*winks at glowie*
u never know...pinky and the brain could be a bald little old crusty man, trying to take over the world!!!!! NARF!!!!