Whilst at the local Canberran pub, indulging in the now-legal sport of Dwarf-Tossing, I was approached by our illustrious PM, John Howard.
Mistaking him for a Lepprachaun, I barrelled him up and forced him into the boot of my car. I was determined to get the pot of gold which was rightfully mine.
After driving around many roundabouts at breakneck speed, I finally found myself at lost in the Red-light industrial area of Fyshwick. I pulled up next to a well-known brothel, opened the boot and asked Johnny for directions.
I discovered to my surprise that Little Johnny had discovered the speed-bombs that I'd been silly enough to buy the night before.
"Dude," said our illustrious PM, "You really should check out bluelight.ru, then you'd never get stuck with this shit."
I took his advice and never looked back. However I still don't vote Liberal.
But, seriously I found about it in a roundabout way from JB.
Cheers.