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HOLY SHIT- i'm the Christians Number one Draft pick!

i'll certainly be bumping this thread up when i can think straight.... right now all i can think is ' "Touched by His Staff" *snigger* forgive me father for i have double entendred'
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Of course you would beat me to this, johnboy. I read through the other responses all the while thinking, "excellent, nobody else has mentioned this..."
...dammit...
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"Get down off your cross...we could use the wood..."
 
i was sarting to wonder when someone would mention that "touched by his staff" sounds like a good name for a porn film...
 
you are already starting to offend!
plu(r)espect?????
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While you're wrapping yourself up in a cocoon of peace, love, unity, and respect, don't forget to take along a little humor. One of the greatest social problems in the world today is people getting offended everytime their belief system is tossed around in a playful manner.
You can still have deep faith while maintaining a sense of humor about it...or if not maintaining humor, at least don't get offended by it. Lighten up...it's good for the soul.
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"Get down off your cross...we could use the wood..."
 
i've been told that heaven is filled with all the most wonderful things in life you can imagine. in my book that includes mdma.
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During my years of religous indoctrination, I remember Jesus turned water into wine at a wedding.
If our forementioned 'formalised inaginery friend' does ever come back. He could turn asprine into X at raves.
Now thats someone I would follow
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Until I get some proof I trust myself and my little X friends. Trust is earned not given on faith, well thats how anyone with common sense should look at it.
 
mebbe they could change the holy communion to... ? then i will go to mass every single day!!! kidding...
>0.o<
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Has anyone ever thought about whether the theory of evolution can coincide with "touched by the staff of god"??
Couldn't dinosaurs and apes have lived outside of the garden of eden???
and couldn't adam and eve "be in the image of man" but still be cavemen????
tho' i am a catholic..i believe that there must be some "logical" explanation.
Its too long to pen down..email me if u wanna hear it!!! =)
-honks-
 
Wikings, your on the right track. The water/wine incident, was a theory that played a small part in helping me not to feel guilty when it came to drug use in my religion. Don't u think if Jesus let everyone have a good time by changing the water into wine, that he wouldn't object to E if used in moderation?
Religion and drug use, was a huge issue in my life, but with major thought and help from close friends, I have found peace with my god and ecstasy.
Oh, and Mr.Sticky, your right. A good sense of humour is essential and is part of plur. Maybe it's just me, but people do get offended when their god is mocked by (I assume) non-believers. eg. "being touched by his staff". Meaning his penis?
I'm not here to start a bullshit argument, I just believe there is no need for those sort of comments. I'm not Christian, but I am sure at least one Christian BL would have preferred not to have seen that line.
Like I said earlier, I'm not here to argue.
Thanks for your consideration
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Jaff
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"That's exactly right!!! You hit the nail on the timber"
 
Jaff,
Fair enough.
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"Get down off your cross...we could use the wood..."
 
"jesus was so cool...
he turned water into wine,
weeds into marajuana,
and vitamin pills into amphetamines.."
 
i would treat christianity with reverance and respect if it did the same thing to other cultures and religions.... but it doesn't so i don't....
the official line of christianity on the Dalai Lama? a sinful heathen who is damned for all eternity...
oh yeah... whole lotta respect given there... plur my ass...
i do have a lot of respect for many aspects of the Christian faith... and i also have a great deal of respect for many people i know, or who i have read about, who have dedicated their lives to the greater glory of god.... but i'd say, without fear of contradiction, that all of them had a sense of humour about it...
 
I just have tyo say that I was a christian for 20 years....well if you include the baby part. Not a catholic, but an apostolic...sort of a pentacostal. But anyway the point is that GOD does not forbid drugs. But he doesn't encourage them either. He says that the body is a temple and that we should respect the temple and keep it holy. But I take that as common sense and a remark on keeping yourself healthy because you will feel good about yourself.
I am no longer a christian and haven't been for 4 years. I still respect most of the christians that I know, because they (the ones I know) arevery loving and caring people. The curch (meaning 'collection of worshippers', not 'place of worship') helps each other out. For instance, my Grand Dad died and the church raised enough money in ananymous donations to send him to Adelaide to the funeral. This is just one of many such cases, and I've seen healings as well...in fact been part of them. But I believe that it is Psychosomaticism. The ability to change things with your state of mind. Anyway I'm rambling now.
I just have a healthy respect for religion and I have a lot of background knowledge in christianity. I know a lot of the bible, having it semi force fed to me for so many years...
I'm done now.
DB :p
 
Jaff, don't feel bad about taking drugs with respect to your beliefs. I heard somewhere that god said something like.
"Drink with love for me" ie. Drink to celerbrate and have good times, not getting really drunk and for the wrong reasons.
I am sure Jesus would be happy you were happy. To quote a brilliant line from the above thread:
I don't see "thou shalt not roll" in the bible
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If you think about it Jesus encouraged good drug use, so you are actually being a good Christian by rolling well.
Whenever I think of Religion, I can't not think of the Simpsons. They always tear up Christianity so well, dam it makes me laught.
Quotes.
"This wedding would have be fine if done inside the house of god, and not in the flashyness of nature" Lisa's Wedding
"Um whats the well meaning set of rules that never works in real life?" Homer on Christianity
"Don't worry Homer 9 out of 10 new religons fail" God to Homer on creating his own relgion
lol, sorry bit of a Simpsons fan.
I respect the good Christians, who are very family orientated and help people because they are good people and thats what they do. I can't do that, I think "sort your own shit out"
But I don't like that relgion places emotional shackles on people forcing them to do things.
eg. "I gotta do this or I will burn in hell"
Religion is very good for some people, opium for the masses for a lot of people, to site Karl Marx.
Be yourself, be who you want to be. Not who you are told to be. Do what you want, not what you are forced to out of fear of punishment.
Geez if God is real, and I am wrong. I gonna be sitting at the Pearly Gates.
God: So you were wrong
Me: Dam! Sorry bout that, but you didn't give me much to work on
God: Yeah we should really do a second edition and another tour.
Me: Yeah you might boost membership. Sorry bout the whole you don't exist stuff
God: Thats ok, I see you liked it how I created X for you guys
Me: Yeah thats sweet, little heven pre-party
God: You weren't a bad guy, get in there. But don't lemme catch ya slagging me off again
Me: Yay, ok deal.
 
LOL Wikings, like the roleplay
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Oh, I don't feel bad about taking E, read some of my other posts in this thread. I've worked it all out baby!!
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I guess it just comes down to your own person. "...I respect good Christians..." I'm sure people won't respect bad ones
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. The more times I go over this thread, the more I feel that difference in religion just doesn't matter. I guess I've never really thought about anyone elses religious beliefs, but my own. I guess I've never been the type of person to put shit on something I don't believe, I'd just except that it exists. That's why I must've reacted the way I did. Thats why I think it comes down to respecting the person as an individual therefore their beliefs are included, but somewhat don't matter. Sorry guys, totally lost ya's???
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I'm just thinking outta loud.
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Jaff
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"That's exactly right!!! You hit the nail on the timber"
[This message has been edited by Jaff (edited 16 August 2000).]
 
STORY TIME:
Once upon a time there lived a man, a God fearing man. He devoted his life to God: prayed constantly and went to church often, but this man just never felt happy.
Everywhere he was bombarded with images of War and suffering and a general hatred of people towards each other, so he prayed "God please I just want to be happy".
The man had some friends who would say to him, "We can help you with your problem. Just take this ecstasy pill, and you can escape from the pains of your life, you will then know what love is again, you will see happiness amongst your fellow man and a complete anti-violent stanse from others on this pill."
"NO!" cried the man "I will have no part of this evil, God will make me happy" So the man went on and prayed more and went to church more.
The man lived to be 80, but died as he had lived, totally unhappy.
When this man went to Heaven he confronted God "God I prayed to you every day I asked you for help all I wanted was to be happy! why could'nt you give me that one gift?!"
God placed a hand upon the mans shoulder and said "I did give you that gift... I sent you ecstasy, I mean, what what more did you want"
And with that God got out his turntables and cranked the phattest electronica tracks ever (as he had made them himself) and the two dropped a couple green apples and chopped hard at the biggest rave the universe had ever seen.
THE END
 
hhaha,,,it's interesting see'ing people views on heaven. The general concencus seems to be "heaven is a place with good drugs"
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I think heaven is a state of total peacefulness, a type of state everyone wants to be in but isn't
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I've heard a story from a lady who was medically dead for a few hours then returned. Thats the basis of my beiefs on the afterlife
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haha, doh
 
hey pinger - I have found a good roll model for you
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http://www.dcmcnamara.com/
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"Never trust a man who, when left alone in a room with a tea cozy, doesn't try it on" - Billy Connolly
 
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